Funny thing happened today. I went outside to get my morning paper, and 3 bags of wheat parachuted into my backyard. I think they missed their target by a few thousand miles, but tonight i eat like a king.

Gary,

Are you by any chance missing out on some conversions lately? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

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Vaffanculo! This thread is still hanging around? Listen, anybody that needs some wheat, I have 40 hectares of the shit growing behind my olive groves...only catch is, you have to come and pick it up. I'll have my homeboy Gianfranco bale and load it for you, but be forewarned...
He has no teeth.

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"relax...the frog's a ventriloquist!"

40 Hectares? I wonder how long i can feed my family on that?

Well, there's seven of us, and I always wind up sending at least half of what I grow (twice a year...it's perennial) to the local mulino to get ground up into flour...probably about six months, depending on how many dependants are in your refugee camp....

GOT WHEAT?

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"relax...the frog's a ventriloquist!"

Ahhh, i'll just call the UN and have them airdrop some more into my backyard, i'll put up a tent and call it a refugee camp.

Gary, while you're at it, ask Kofe Annan if they'll spot me a new thresher...or maybe they can just send me some donkeys that they confiscate from the Taleban...I'll donate my surplus to the starving in return. Shit, I'll do it anyway...as long as they come and get it.