fitty PB stories

My best memory was seein Snoop and then the year before unknowingly hitting on Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend while he was getting drinks. I figured out why i was getting the cold vibe when he came back with another hottie and a bottle of Dom P. My worst memory was getting kicked out when some crazy steroid freak took a swing at me for asking his girlfriend what her name was!:1orglaugh

I have a story :)

Last year I was waiting by the limos. I had 2 passes, and myself and 3 women. I ran into D-Money who was nice enough to toss a couple extra passes my way. :thumbsup

As I get into the club, I notice 2 Boy Band members sitting in a corner. It was AJ from the Backstreet Boys and Joey fatone from NSync. We shot the shit for a while and then their bodyguards came over and whisked them to VIP. Since we were still talking, they invited me upstairs to VIP. I was on the way up when my friend came and said "We can't go up! (Insert chicks name) is still in the bathroom!".. They elevator was about to close and they said "Come on!". As I stared walking with my GF to the elevator, my friend grabbed my arm and said "We'll meet them later!". Needless to say, we weren't able to meet up with them later.

The rest of the part was great though and I appreciate DMoney for tossing me a couple passes! I hope I can get a couple more this year! :thumbsup

Pic from the incident:
http://www.camgirlconfessions.com/ve...s/IMG_1264.jpg

That is a great story.

Man, I get goose bumps reading this stuff.

The one thing people don't give me enough credit for over the years is I went so far out of my way to make sure everyone that needed a pass got a pass. I personally handed out passes at every trade show the Ball was a part of. The success of the Players Balls wasn't just because of the talents hired or the celebs showing up. The success was always because I worked my ass off making sure these passes got in the hands of every webmaster. I took the time to explain the details to every single one of the people I gave a pass to.

I wish I could still give them out the care free. But since we trimmed the party down to 2000 people instead of 5000 people, I gave the tickets to the paying sponsors. Man, back in the day, it was pretty scary thinking that I had to fill a venue up with basically everyone attending the trade show for it to appear like a full venue. And I never issued these passes to the public, though they found their way through the crooked door guys taking their tips.

So I'm sad I can't give passes like that anymore, it was free to anyone attending the trade shows for about 6 years until last year when it become a party with passes issued to the sponsors. But hey, I'm also glad it changed because it was a lot of work running around those shows making sure everyone would attend. Reminds me of the things rappers did back in their day, selling tapes out of the trunks of their cars. I worked even harder then that just so we wouldn't look dumb with an empty venue.

I'm glad I had a few passes left last year to give you, you definitely need to attend them all playa.

OK since I got the "story telling genes" in the family I'll share the Snoop Dogg story

D sends over a HUGE wire to William Morris for Snoop to play IN FULL.
We are really excited to have him come and play.
All week we are told by many industry insiders that Snoop is famous for not showing up and stiffing promoters.

This prompts D and I to get a little concerned as you can imagin. Having a house full of a bunch of pimped out webmasters and sponsors who paid as HIGH as $50,000 ( thanks CE) You can imagine the emnormous stress that D$ and I shared at midnight when we didn't see or hear a word from Snoop.

I am backstage going literally crazy waiting. the clock strikes 12:15 am and I am holding a hockey jersey ( Players Ball jersey that says SNOOP #!) and a bag of Humboldt's finest - thanks to ..
well he knows who he is...
I am anxiously awaiting Snoop's arrival.

12:30 am the freight elevator in the back of the Venetian opens up, and much like a circus that has the car packed with a silly amount of clowns , they start shuffling out

One by one I see 75 REAL true life PIMPS come out of the elevator with Don Magic Juan. Then I see 7 bodyguards come rolling out and finally I see Snoop saunter his way in wearing his baby blue cape and pimp suit complete with pimp glass.

I hand him his bag of chronic- give him his hockey jersey and he says " that's good lookin' cuz"
I then say "hold on a minute Snoop, I have someone here who wants to meet you real bad".

I then grab Jenna Jameson and proceed to lead her through the entourage of rib and chicken eating homies- and bring her to the rear of the dressing room where Snoop was sitting like a king in his throne.

I then say to Snoop- " Snoop I want you to meet the biggest pornstar in the world- Jenna Jameson"
He looks at her and with a wink he says I" know who you are, and I gots to say..I ain't mad at ya"!

They speak for a few minutes and then I tell Snoop he is on whenever he is ready.

He leaves the backstage area to proceed t the stage when one of his ridiculously huge bodyguards grabs me as I am standing alone in Snoop's dressing room.

he picks me up off th floor and pins me against the wall and asks who the hell I am ...

Just then another bodyguard walks in and says "he is one of the promoters- he is cool put him down"

he then brushes my shoulders off and fixes my tie- I say to the 350 plus black gentleman.

"It's a damn good thing you put me down when you did, otherwise I was going to open a can of WHOOP ASS ON YA!"

He starts to laugh- I then say " A Salaam A leggum" and he cracks the fuck up

After seeing me in my pimp suit- and saying that - both Snoop and his people to this day still laugh about it.

In fact the way I got my GFY nick was when 6 mos later Snoop won his AVN award I was standing backstage- he walks off the stage ad says

" Kbizzle!"

I look at him and say " You rememeber me?"
I was floored.

he replies.

"You are Kbizzle- Dmizzle's brizzle from the Plizzle Bizzle, you are da nigga who introduced me to Jenna Jameson, how can I forget you"

We then went to the afterparty at the WB in the Venetian I tell Snoop I left my weed in the room - I am standing with my date at the time HOUSTON and he grabs an ounce out of his pocket and puts it in my suit pocket-

we proceeded to smoke and hangout all night- In fact
I ditched Houston and ended up fucking around with the Penthouse pet of the Millenium that

I also got busted at 6am...but that's another story.

:-))

That was badass last year.. You really came through and I appreciate it :)

I look forward to making it again this year, but I guess it depends on whether or not a sponser wants to hook a Sherm up. :thumbsup

HAHA Nice life.. gotta love that shit.. Good story.. you still got my vote for the players VIP (as if you need them)... Next in line would be sherm for getting fucked outta his chance when he had it.. Not that my vote counts for shit but my :2 cents:

KB sucks!

While I'm out there stressing out over sponsors being happy and making sure things are running smooth, he gets to take all of the glory backstage with Jenna and Snoop giving the hockey jersey to Snoop that I took so much time putting together!

All good though.

We had a request for more Snoop stories.

Here's something I get a kick out of.

Everytime I see him, I ask if he really has my Big Woody Award. He still says it's up on his mantle next to his American Music Award and BET Award. he's proud of being a Big Woody Award winner. (Pussycash is the proud sponsor this year for the awards).

The other thing I get a kick out of is that Snoop and the rest of his crew watch our Players Ball VHS tape on their tour bus all the time. They didn't even have a good copy, they were watching a copy of a copy. I made a copy for Shock G, he made a copy for Don Magic Juan. So it was a 3rd generation copy of the Players Ball including the Woody's and digital Underground and Snoop.

Last time I saw Snoop, I gave him the DVD I made (thanks to Stephen from gigacash). And I gave Don Magic Juan a DVD too. So at least now they're seeing a good version of it with good audio.


It's hard to believe that to people in that circle, webmasters are the stars in their eyes. they love our lifestyle and the vibe our industry gives off. Snoop says he wants to play at all of them.

Secret clue to a question posed yesterday?

Ahh brotherly love...

yeah I love my brother and he loves to fuck with me.

:Graucho

Ya think? :winkwink:

I can say this, there will be some major celebs attending this event, again.

As far as naming names, can't say.

But I can say this. Even if I know who's supposed to go, it doesn't mean that they will really show up.

Got some rappers attending, some surprises.

The question I want to know is, will Chuck D from Public Enemy show up?

Warren G's kicked it with us over a year ago. Maybe he'll come back too.

Let's just say we have a very impressive guest list for rappers.

In 2003 in Vegas, I was waiting in line for hours just waiting to get into the VIP pre-show with some psychopath extremely drunk guy with no pass and Hank. Poor Hank stood there for hours with me and a few other people waiting to get in. That impressed me tremendously that someone such as Hank would do that considering he was a sponsor(i believe). Later on seeing Jenna walking around and then Tera Patrick with her Biohazard guy was great. I also saw that drunk guy without a pass stumbling around the VIP a few times that night.

probably RIZZO

:1orglaugh

OK the stories are slowing down a bit.

So we'll pick a winner soon.

Final chance for your Players Ball story to win.

No more stories?? :( They rocked... I cannot wait for my chance to go and experience this shit all 1st hand...


:thumbsup

I got too wasted back stage to remember what was going on..
:(

with 388 posts on GFY I am doubting you were anywhere near the venue

Prove me wrong.

http://naughtykittys.com/images/internext/image011.jpg
Just remembered..
Was hanging out with some hot latinas and Daizie and it got naughty because the girls kept on falling all over and spilling their drinks everywhere..they had to take off thier dresses..

There hasn't been a better party than the times TB threw parties like this one..
http://naughtykittys.com/images/internext/image016.jpg

Hell.. I have even less posts and was near it last year... Did not go but was near it since I was selling a film at AVN last year.. I just tend to lurk, but this year I am coming out and plan on getting having a blast at the ball this year...

This story was a finalist, so we'll give it honorable mention. It dates back to the beginning, you hung out with D$ Family / Buffet Family members, that's almost worth the win right there.

But I have to base it on the best story, the winner will be announced in the next couple of posts. Gonna post another finalist and then the winner. I at least gotta give thanks to the top 3.

I can't include KB's and Jimholio is already hooked up from my stash, so he can't be eligible, plus I'm biased because I know that story first hand and it's one of my favorites too.

It's a great story, because Peachez ended up making the stage show super hot!

And, if you really did get fired because of that, that's a crazy story and well worth a pass. However, you'll have more chances to win in another contest I'll do soon. I'll automatically favor your entry because this story was a good one. But not good enough in this round. Thanks for the memories!

Great story, but you're already gettin' the hook up 4 life.

And I love the pics.

SHERM! SHERM!

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




First, it's a great story. 2 boy band members at a Players Ball for the porn industry is surreal in itself. But then to be hanging out and having fun with them, about to follow them up to VIP in the secret elevator then your friends fuck things up as the door is closing.

I wish it had a happier ending, like coming back upstairs and hanging out some more in the VIP, but I'm sure you had a great ending to the night if you hung out at the Ball for a bit.

The Drake getting the blow job story was soooooo close to winning. The thing is, with a porn party, shit does happen like that. But 2 boy band members at a porn party in Vegas, with pics! Good one, send me an email and I'll give you a Player Code to register.


Welcome back playa.

Email is in my sig.

Or ICQ me.

congrats shermshack

I don't have a memory because I've never been there ...
So the best way to go is to give me a pass, I'l show up this year, and I'l have nice memories to tell in this thread after :P

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thanks a bunch D$ for considering the story as a finalist. I still have fond memories every time I've been back to Vegas and I walk through the Monte Carlo. If only that same zest for the business could be brought back -- at least in me anyway :)

If I do actually make it to the show in January I'll have to seek out James and the Buffet guys. James and I go way back to the beginnings of both our smut careers..... and it's always great to hang with old friends.

Congrats Sherm... You deserve it.. Just remember us little ppl when you are looking down on us..

James and Brad are old school
we go back like car seats....

well shit, i just saw this thread...LOL

i had a great one when nikki, adam, my wife and I went together


it was me and my hot ass porn star wife (well, she is!).......and me fumbling with a camera because the one time i got start struck was when I saw tony hawk....i didn't have my still camera, so i thought i would just take a still from my video camera...it onvolves me dropping the camera, battery popping out, taking forever to turn on...etc...and tony hawk was so patient

and in the end, the camera didn't even work, so I didn't even get a pic...LOL

was embarrasing, my wife was just laughing as hard as can be through it all

:1orglaugh

I had that happen with a few big artists that have performed. Camera battery dies or my camera guy takes off while I'm about to take the pic.

Tony Hawk was cool too.

Thanks D Money! I'm contacting you right now. It''s much appreciated. :thumbsup

I'll be sure it has a happy ending this year! Pics and all. :Graucho

I had an extra pass that I gave to a hoe. She came to my room and me and my partner DP'd her for the pass. We took turns on her ass, and smothered her with spunk all for a pass to D$'s party.

:)

DUke

Fuck! I must have missed that other thread :Graucho

i can't tell any of my stories. i could incriminate too many people here. :1orglaugh can i still go?

why do these things always get started when i'm out! well, i've never been to PB, so no stories of old here...but i should go so i can tell new scandalous stories! if i don't go, how will rumours be born? :winkwink:

...and that is why he is D$:winkwink:


We will do a movie about this story one day. It has been an honor to have been along for the ride. It has been a story that is useless to tell...it just seems too unbelieveable and to think it is only the beginning.

There is something in the air this year about the show...I have a feeling you may have one of the best PB's yet.

been a hell of a run bro...keep pushing

:GFYBand :karaoke

I can't wait to take the mic back at the XBiz awards!

Yeah I think I need to steal the mic and sing my rendition of "Danka Shane"

Hey speaking of you singing....whatever happend to that KB covers Richard Marx love songs project

:Graucho