I Had A Crazy Encounter With A Psycho Bitch While Holiday Shopping Yesterday!! - GoFuckYourself.com

KingAsher · 12-06-2004, 01:45 PM

Ok, Im at the Beverly Center doing my holiday shopping, when I walk into Club Monaco to buy some stuff for my uncle. I walk in there and am looking around, I finally found two things that I thought he might actually wear. I then go up to the counter to check out with the clothes. There is a hot blonde in front of me in line. She is just sitting there talking non stop shit to the people behind the counter, obviously she didnt feel she was being helped quick enough. So I in an effort to calm things down, slam my fist on the counter and say " I NEED ATTENTION NOW!" (with a huge smile on my face) she then looked at me and under her breath I heard her say, "Mother Fucker" I wasnt sure at first if she was talking to me then I realized there was no one else around she could have possibly been talking to. So I go up to her and say "What the Fuck did you just say to me?" And she had the nerve to repeat what she said to my face. So I then lost it, just started yelling at her in the store, dont want to go into details but I laid into her. Where the fuck does she get off talking to someone she doesnt even know like that, she must be outside her fuckin mind. I bet since she was hot she thought I wasnt going to say anything back, she thought wrong. Usually I would feel bad if I went off on someone like that, but this chick deserved every little thing I said to her. Then once she walked out of the store, the guy behind the desk, who she had been yelling at, said "Thanks man, Im the manager, that girl was the rudest person Ive had to deal with since working here, Thanks A lot for sticking up to her." Then he cut me an awesome discount on my clothes. I dont know, just made me feel good to stick up to a hot chick who thinks everything revolves around her, and can do whatever she wants, never actually stood up and made a stand against someone like that, felt good!!! Just wanted to share my experience with you all!!

Spunky · 12-06-2004, 01:48 PM

I hate Women like that...I would never hit a woman but that sounded like she needed a good slap

Tania · 12-06-2004, 01:52 PM

good for you dude

waht a bithc

trogdor · 12-06-2004, 01:57 PM

Haha I use to shop at beverly center alot, alot of snotty bitches there. Good job man, she needed a good cock slap

Indica · 12-06-2004, 02:12 PM

BEEN THERE!
I was in the tim hortons drive through the other day, screaming little baby in the back that only wanted his tim bits.
I get to the window, pay..say..can i please have those tim bits, she just grunted and turned away. I say again, can i PLEASE have the tim bits, she ignored me.
she came back to the window.
i looked at her and said.. "give me the freakin timbits"
snatched em outta her hand, grabbed my coffees, and started to drive away.
When she said.. "bitch"
oh yeah, i got ur bitch..as i backed up to rip her a new one and explain to her that i was the customer, and i was being polite, and told her how out of line she was.
people can be incredibly rude.
excuse me for having a impatient barely 2 year old in the back and ur busy talkin shit with your fellow tim hortons workers.
ick.

BRISK · 12-06-2004, 02:14 PM

Sounds to me like you're as psycho as she is

cocky · 12-06-2004, 02:16 PM

iwantchixx · 12-06-2004, 02:17 PM

sometimes it feel really good to just lay into someone who deserves it. lord know, with the holidday shopping season upon us I will be laying into a few more people this year. I know I already told a few people where to go, especially ones who cut in front of the line on me. i let them know who's boss then hehe

KingAsher · 12-06-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Sounds to me like you're as psycho as she is

When someone says something that out of line, damn straight I get a little psycho!

ytcracker · 12-06-2004, 02:28 PM

i think you came correct on that bitch

as an aside, ill bet she was kinda turned on by the whole thing

EscortBiz · 12-06-2004, 02:31 PM

she said something to you out of line?

I mean have you been watching the sopranos too much?

You ask her

"What the Fuck did you just say to me?"

Your attitude will land you in one of 3 places

Jail
Hospital
Funeral Parlor

Learn to move on and not respond.

EscortBiz · 12-06-2004, 02:38 PM

oh and by the way

Mother Fucker

KingAsher · 12-06-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i think you came correct on that bitch

as an aside, ill bet she was kinda turned on by the whole thing

hahaha Wouldnt be surprised, that blonde whore probably was turned on by the whole thing

rml1608 · 12-06-2004, 02:41 PM

Yeah.. Motherfucker !!

that was definately my girlfriend!!

KittyLix · 12-06-2004, 02:42 PM

BoNgHiTtA · 12-06-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i think you came correct on that bitch

as an aside, ill bet she was kinda turned on by the whole thing

haha thats awesome.

zzgundamnzz · 12-06-2004, 02:50 PM

Sounds like that bitch needed a cock in her mouth to shut her up

Jamdin · 12-06-2004, 02:58 PM

Damn, you really blew the threesome with the blonde and her mother. She told you what she wanted of you several times.

KingAsher · 12-06-2004, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rml1608
Yeah.. Motherfucker !!

that was definately my girlfriend!!

Hahaha

Then you need to put your girlfriend in check before someone not as nice, puts her in her place for you, but Im not down with the whole hitting a woman thing, not at all, but that girl needs to watch who she runs her mouth off on, thats for sure!

ShellyCrash · 12-06-2004, 02:59 PM

I only really blast people when they cut me in line.

I've never had anyone repeat something they've whispered under their breath to my face.

I try not to go off on people infront of my grandmother because it upsets her. I try to explain to her that when you set someone straight you are performing a public duty. If I don't tell this man / woman what time it is, they are going to say something to someone else who might do more than simply use words to show the offender the error in their ways.

Sly · 12-06-2004, 03:03 PM

You sound just as psycho as she did. If you would have calmly talked to this woman and put her in her place, then yes, you would have had the upper hand.

If I'm standing in line, already pissed off, and some smart ass with a grin decides to play cutesy... damn straight I would be calling them names.

sean416 · 12-06-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingAsher
So I in an effort to calm things down, slam my fist on the counter and say " I NEED ATTENTION NOW!" (with a huge smile on my face)

That's hilarious.

But seriously, you're still a psycho man. "she was out of line" "what the fuck did you say to me" "I told her the fuck off" That kind of thinking gets you no where, fast.

KingAsher · 12-06-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly
You sound just as psycho as she did. If you would have calmly talked to this woman and put her in her place, then yes, you would have had the upper hand.

If I'm standing in line, already pissed off, and some smart ass with a grin decides to play cutesy... damn straight I would be calling them names.

First off the snotty ass bitch was already yelling at the people behind the desk, secondly she has no right to be saying anything along the lines as she did, I was standing up to the bitch because no one else was going to , and in my eyes and everyone else that was there, I put her in her place, and the bitch was not going to be talked to in a decent manner, although I agree with you that in order to have taken the upper hand and be more classy I should have been more calm and talked to her, but something just snapped when she said that shit.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-06-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indica
BEEN THERE!
I was in the tim hortons drive through the other day, screaming little baby in the back that only wanted his tim bits.
I get to the window, pay..say..can i please have those tim bits, she just grunted and turned away. I say again, can i PLEASE have the tim bits, she ignored me.
she came back to the window.
i looked at her and said.. "give me the freakin timbits"
snatched em outta her hand, grabbed my coffees, and started to drive away.
When she said.. "bitch"
oh yeah, i got ur bitch..as i backed up to rip her a new one and explain to her that i was the customer, and i was being polite, and told her how out of line she was.
people can be incredibly rude.
excuse me for having a impatient barely 2 year old in the back and ur busy talkin shit with your fellow tim hortons workers.
ick.

man, that reminds me of the first outing I had with my last child.. right after he was born. The little man was huge and had to eat constantly and he would wail loud when he was hungry. Im at the drive thru at the bank and the bitches are in there glaring at me cause my child is crying..but they arent doing anything to help me get out of their ear range any faster.. the bitch pushed her little button from inside her little glass window and says" Don't you think you ought to feed that child"...i pulled the car over to the parking area and then entered the bank with the screaming baby and all... reamed that c-unts ass , made her feel like a asshole that she was and plopped a boob out and breast fed him there.. and my tits were the size of volleyballs...i caused a scene ..it was great.

King, glad you put that bitch in her place..she needed it and is probably on her cell phone bitching to all her friends about you while she is driving her mercedes home

Sly · 12-06-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingAsher
First off the snotty ass bitch was already yelling at the people behind the desk, secondly she has no right to be saying anything along the lines as she did, I was standing up to the bitch because no one else was going to , and in my eyes and everyone else that was there, I put her in her place, and the bitch was not going to be talked to in a decent manner, although I agree with you that in order to have taken the upper hand and be more classy I should have been more calm and talked to her, but something just snapped when she said that shit.

You know full well after she left that store she went straight to another, even more pissed off, and took it out on their manager.

KingAsher · 12-06-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
man, that reminds me of the first outing I had with my last child.. right after he was born. The little man was huge and had to eat constantly and he would wail loud when he was hungry. Im at the drive thru at the bank and the bitches are in there glaring at me cause my child is crying..but they arent doing anything to help me get out of their ear range any faster.. the bitch pushed her little button from inside her little glass window and says" Don't you think you ought to feed that child"...i pulled the car over to the parking area and then entered the bank with the screaming baby and all... reamed that c-unts ass , made her feel like a asshole that she was and plopped a boob out and breast fed him there.. and my tits were the size of volleyballs...i caused a scene ..it was great.

King, glad you put that bitch in her place..she needed it and is probably on her cell phone bitching to all her friends about you while she is driving her mercedes home

Glad to see that at least someone realizes, how that women was and what she was most likely all about.

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12-06-2004, 01:45 PM	#1
KingAsher Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 685	I Had A Crazy Encounter With A Psycho Bitch While Holiday Shopping Yesterday!! Ok, Im at the Beverly Center doing my holiday shopping, when I walk into Club Monaco to buy some stuff for my uncle. I walk in there and am looking around, I finally found two things that I thought he might actually wear. I then go up to the counter to check out with the clothes. There is a hot blonde in front of me in line. She is just sitting there talking non stop shit to the people behind the counter, obviously she didnt feel she was being helped quick enough. So I in an effort to calm things down, slam my fist on the counter and say " I NEED ATTENTION NOW!" (with a huge smile on my face) she then looked at me and under her breath I heard her say, "Mother Fucker" I wasnt sure at first if she was talking to me then I realized there was no one else around she could have possibly been talking to. So I go up to her and say "What the Fuck did you just say to me?" And she had the nerve to repeat what she said to my face. So I then lost it, just started yelling at her in the store, dont want to go into details but I laid into her. Where the fuck does she get off talking to someone she doesnt even know like that, she must be outside her fuckin mind. I bet since she was hot she thought I wasnt going to say anything back, she thought wrong. Usually I would feel bad if I went off on someone like that, but this chick deserved every little thing I said to her. Then once she walked out of the store, the guy behind the desk, who she had been yelling at, said "Thanks man, Im the manager, that girl was the rudest person Ive had to deal with since working here, Thanks A lot for sticking up to her." Then he cut me an awesome discount on my clothes. I dont know, just made me feel good to stick up to a hot chick who thinks everything revolves around her, and can do whatever she wants, never actually stood up and made a stand against someone like that, felt good!!! Just wanted to share my experience with you all!! __________________ Asher Hardt Matrix Content Inc. www.matrixcontent.com ICQ: 160132354 AIM: Ashermatrix E-mail: [email protected]

12-06-2004, 01:48 PM	#2
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12-06-2004, 02:12 PM	#5
Indica Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Net Posts: 809	BEEN THERE! I was in the tim hortons drive through the other day, screaming little baby in the back that only wanted his tim bits. I get to the window, pay..say..can i please have those tim bits, she just grunted and turned away. I say again, can i PLEASE have the tim bits, she ignored me. she came back to the window. i looked at her and said.. "give me the freakin timbits" snatched em outta her hand, grabbed my coffees, and started to drive away. When she said.. "bitch" oh yeah, i got ur bitch..as i backed up to rip her a new one and explain to her that i was the customer, and i was being polite, and told her how out of line she was. people can be incredibly rude. excuse me for having a impatient barely 2 year old in the back and ur busy talkin shit with your fellow tim hortons workers. ick. __________________

12-06-2004, 02:14 PM	#6
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12-06-2004, 01:57 PM	#4
trogdor Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 817	Haha I use to shop at beverly center alot, alot of snotty bitches there. Good job man, she needed a good cock slap

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12-06-2004, 02:28 PM	#10
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EscortBiz Fuck Checks, CASH only! Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 19,422	she said something to you out of line? I mean have you been watching the sopranos too much? You ask her "What the Fuck did you just say to me?" Your attitude will land you in one of 3 places Jail Hospital Funeral Parlor Learn to move on and not respond.

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