Hal's list: TOP 13 THINGS TO DO THIS HOLIDAY SEASON - GoFuckYourself.com

Halcyon · 12-03-2004, 01:53 PM

Top Things to do this Holiday Season: (as seen in the FLASHCA$H Newsletter)

1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays.

2. Don gay apparel.

3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman."

4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it "flegmnogg")

5. Punch anyone who says, "Like a Lightbulb!" while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

6. Play dreidel drinking games.

7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.

8.Say, "Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!" whevever you pass gas.

9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel.

10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts.

11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats.

12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse.

13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa's Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer.

add your own!!!

Ice · 12-03-2004, 01:54 PM

7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.

Why can I see you doing that Hal?

Halcyon · 12-03-2004, 02:00 PM

14) Unload all the Frankenscence and Myrrh you've been hoarding.

Plugin Feeds K · 12-03-2004, 02:10 PM

3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman."

I LOVE it!

Halcyon · 12-03-2004, 02:32 PM

15) Jam your local arcade game's tokens slot with that chocolate Chanukah gelt that's wrapped in foil like little gold coins. Then complain to the manager that the games are anti-Semitic.

BigWebRev · 12-03-2004, 02:35 PM

#9 nothing new

FrankHolland · 12-03-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Plugin Feeds K
3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman."

I LOVE it!

Paco, of Large Cash. · 12-03-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Halcyon
Top Things to do this Holiday Season: (as seen in the FLASHCA$H Newsletter)

3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman."

12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse.
Yule Log, Santa's Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer.

add your own!!!

LOL ... thanks man -- I needed some new material for the Gestapo.

Halcyon · 12-03-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by BigWebRev
#9 nothing new

LOL! Woo-hoo!!!

psili · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

I like jerking off to the mom in "A Christmas Story". Is that wrong ?

Halcyon · 12-03-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by psili
I like jerking off to the mom in "A Christmas Story". Is that wrong ?

hell no!

16) Jerk off to the Mom in "A Christmas Story".

12-03-2004, 04:16 PM

Hal your sig is fucking hot!

cocky · 12-03-2004, 04:18 PM

Halcyon · 12-03-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
Hal your sig is fucking hot!

That model was at webmaster access...with PINK HAIR *swoon*

TheMob · 12-03-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
Hal your sig is fucking hot!

yeah, i wish i could bounce around with her like that

TKoProductions · 12-03-2004, 09:34 PM

So lets get a shot of you wearing tinsil.

Halcyon · 12-05-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by TKoProductions
So lets get a shot of you wearing tinsil.

is tinselporn.com available?

Spunky · 12-05-2004, 09:38 PM

Good ones

Lace · 12-05-2004, 09:43 PM

I needed a good laugh. Thanks Hal

myjah · 12-05-2004, 09:44 PM

I'd love to see someone do #8

Babagirls · 12-05-2004, 09:54 PM

5. Punch anyone who says, "Like a Lightbulb!" while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
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eGawd · 12-06-2004, 12:18 AM

Wrap my presents in toilet paper.

aimeesweet · 12-06-2004, 12:43 AM

Great list...

bizmak · 12-06-2004, 02:41 AM

#10 LOL

wes · 12-06-2004, 03:28 AM

those are good.

JFK · 12-06-2004, 04:50 AM

and a partridge in a pear tree............

Living For Today · 12-06-2004, 04:56 AM

bahahaha number 3 and 5 are the best. even though ive never seen snow

Vitasoy · 12-06-2004, 06:22 AM

Some of those are great.

psili · 12-06-2004, 06:24 AM

17. "Write" your name in the snow on the neighbor's yard. (If any girl could do this, I'd pay for the video.)

Project-Shadow · 12-06-2004, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by psili
17. "Write" your name in the snow on the neighbor's yard. (If any girl could do this, I'd pay for the video.)

You could also offer yellow lemon snowcones to passers by...

psili · 12-06-2004, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow
You could also offer yellow lemon snowcones to passers by...

Reminds me of one of the skits they had on JackAss the movie. Very, very wrong.

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12-03-2004, 02:32 PM	#5
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12-03-2004, 01:53 PM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Hal's list: TOP 13 THINGS TO DO THIS HOLIDAY SEASON Top Things to do this Holiday Season: (as seen in the FLASHCA$H Newsletter) 1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays. 2. Don gay apparel. 3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman." 4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it "flegmnogg") 5. Punch anyone who says, "Like a Lightbulb!" while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. 6. Play dreidel drinking games. 7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights. 8.Say, "Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!" whevever you pass gas. 9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel. 10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts. 11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats. 12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse. 13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa's Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer. add your own!!! __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-03-2004, 02:35 PM	#6
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12-03-2004, 04:16 PM	#12
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Hal your sig is fucking hot!

12-03-2004, 09:34 PM	#16
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