Hal's list: TOP 13 THINGS TO DO THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
 

Top Things to do this Holiday Season: (as seen in the FLASHCA$H Newsletter)


1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays.

2. Don gay apparel.

3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman."

4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it "flegmnogg")

5. Punch anyone who says, "Like a Lightbulb!" while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

6. Play dreidel drinking games.

7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.

8.Say, "Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!" whevever you pass gas.

9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel.

10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts.

11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats.

12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse.

13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa's Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer.



add your own!!!

7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why can I see you doing that Hal? :glugglug

14) Unload all the Frankenscence and Myrrh you've been hoarding.

3. Try telling a cop, "actually, the pipe is for my snowman."

I LOVE it! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

15) Jam your local arcade game's tokens slot with that chocolate Chanukah gelt that's wrapped in foil like little gold coins. Then complain to the manager that the games are anti-Semitic.

#9 nothing new :)

:glugglug

LOL ... thanks man -- I needed some new material for the Gestapo.

LOL! Woo-hoo!!!

I like jerking off to the mom in "A Christmas Story". Is that wrong ?

hell no!

16) Jerk off to the Mom in "A Christmas Story".

Hal your sig is fucking hot! :thumbsup

#12:1orglaugh

That model was at webmaster access...with PINK HAIR *swoon*

yeah, i wish i could bounce around with her like that :)

So lets get a shot of you wearing tinsil.

is tinselporn.com available?

Good ones :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh I needed a good laugh. Thanks Hal :1orglaugh

I'd love to see someone do #8

5. Punch anyone who says, "Like a Lightbulb!" while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wrap my presents in toilet paper.

Great list...

#10 LOL

:1orglaugh those are good.

and a partridge in a pear tree............:Graucho :glugglug

bahahaha number 3 and 5 are the best. even though ive never seen snow :)

Some of those are great. :1orglaugh

17. "Write" your name in the snow on the neighbor's yard. (If any girl could do this, I'd pay for the video.)

You could also offer yellow lemon snowcones to passers by... :winkwink:

Reminds me of one of the skits they had on JackAss the movie. Very, very wrong.