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European Lee · 12-04-2004, 10:46 AM

10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!

Regards,

Lee

bjjb · 12-04-2004, 10:51 AM

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6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception

Whatever happened to that reality show on Fox with the dog named Gaydar? The straight girl had to pick a mate out of like 10 guys, but the twist was some of them were gay. The 2 weeks it was on, maybe three, she had eliminated 2 or 3, but so far only one of em was gay Some funny shit. I think Fox canceled it, but there was never an official announcement.

European Lee · 12-04-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by bjjb
but there was never an official announcement.

Yes there was ;)

Regards,

Lee

Tala · 12-04-2004, 10:53 AM

NICE

Olix · 12-04-2004, 10:58 AM

Uhm...glad I know now.

mardigras · 12-04-2004, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee
And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!

Regards,

Lee

If I had a dollar for every time a gay friend chased after a straight guy...

Dalai lama · 12-04-2004, 11:04 AM

Number 1 is the best one

bjjb · 12-04-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by European Lee
Yes there was ;)

Regards,

Lee

Low ratings or too much protest from the gays?

European Lee · 12-04-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by bjjb
Low ratings or too much protest from the gays?

The right-wing militant marys got ther panties in a twist about it.

Regards,

Lee

bjjb · 12-04-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by European Lee
The right-wing military marys got ther panties in a twist about it.

Regards,

Lee

Fuckers! That was some funny shit

bjjb · 12-04-2004, 11:08 AM

Wanna bet they release it on DVD in a few years? lol

mardigras · 12-04-2004, 11:10 AM

They said they might run it later. Perhaps it will run in summer slowdown or another on channel someday. I really wanted to see the outcome, I was batting 100 on my guesses

bjjb · 12-04-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
They said they might run it later. Perhaps it will run in summer slowdown or another on channel someday. I really wanted to see the outcome, I was batting 100 on my guesses

Yep me too.. Thought we might see it over this past summer but apparently Fox can only run so many bombs at a time

spamofon · 12-04-2004, 11:13 AM

Indica · 12-04-2004, 11:15 AM

1. Relax, we don't want you!

That one by far is my favourite.

Persius · 12-04-2004, 11:15 AM

not true:

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is

spamofon · 12-04-2004, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!

Regards,

Lee

EricP · 12-04-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by bjjb
Whatever happened to that reality show on Fox with the dog named Gaydar? The straight girl had to pick a mate out of like 10 guys, but the twist was some of them were gay. The 2 weeks it was on, maybe three, she had eliminated 2 or 3, but so far only one of em was gay Some funny shit. I think Fox canceled it, but there was never an official announcement.

Fox pulled the show after 2? episodes.

Why do you think that was?

coolfuck · 12-04-2004, 11:18 AM

very nice

Warden · 12-04-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Persius
not true:

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is

O-oh, somebody uses a lot of hair care products!

Doctor Dre · 12-04-2004, 01:52 PM

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
//

I agree on this one

black is the shit

Doctor Dre · 12-04-2004, 01:53 PM

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

what a beast

BlueDesignStudios · 12-04-2004, 02:39 PM

What about paying your bills lee?

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