10 Things Straight Guys Need To Know About Gay Guys
 

10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!

Regards,

Lee

Whatever happened to that reality show on Fox with the dog named Gaydar? The straight girl had to pick a mate out of like 10 guys, but the twist was some of them were gay. The 2 weeks it was on, maybe three, she had eliminated 2 or 3, but so far only one of em was gay Some funny shit. I think Fox canceled it, but there was never an official announcement.

Yes there was ;)

Regards,

Lee

:1orglaugh NICE

Uhm...glad I know now.

If I had a dollar for every time a gay friend chased after a straight guy... :1orglaugh

Number 1 is the best one

Low ratings or too much protest from the gays?

The right-wing militant marys got ther panties in a twist about it.

Regards,

Lee

Fuckers! That was some funny shit :1orglaugh

Wanna bet they release it on DVD in a few years? lol

They said they might run it later. Perhaps it will run in summer slowdown or another on channel someday. I really wanted to see the outcome, I was batting 100 on my guesses:thumbsup

Yep me too.. Thought we might see it over this past summer but apparently Fox can only run so many bombs at a time :Graucho

1. Relax, we don't want you!

That one by far is my favourite.

not true:

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is

http://www.funnypictures2.com/albums...dar.sized.jpeg

Fox pulled the show after 2? episodes.

Why do you think that was?

very nice :)

O-oh, somebody uses a lot of hair care products!:winkwink:

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
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I agree on this one :) black is the shit

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what a beast

What about paying your bills lee?

Is that something you plan to do?