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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-18-2001, 08:32 AM

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.

A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his penis out and wipes the tip off.

The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

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bauhaus · 07-18-2001, 09:39 AM

heheheheh

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pensfan · 07-18-2001, 09:50 AM

Funny!

Eric · 07-18-2001, 09:56 AM

that was hilarious even the second time.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-02-2001, 10:35 AM

Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOO !!!

(Oops)
anybody got a tissue ??

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B40 · 10-02-2001, 10:39 AM

deluxe · 10-02-2001, 10:41 AM

LOL that's a pretty gifted man!

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3Xguru · 10-02-2001, 01:53 PM

Good one...

Machine · 10-02-2001, 09:27 PM

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Bake · 10-02-2001, 10:46 PM

> Subject: fairytale
> >
> > Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the
> > now
> > departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world
> go
> > by with her cat Alan.
> > One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.
> > Cinderella
> > said,"Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
> > years?"
> > The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have
> > lived
> > a
> > good
> > wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you
> > three
> > wishes.
> > Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
> > Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she
> > said.
> > Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her
> > cat,
> > jumped
> > off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear.
> > "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.
> > "Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy
> > Godmother.
> > Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was
> > young
> > and
> > full of the beauty I once had."
> > At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feeling inside her
> > that
> > she
> > had not felt for years.
> > The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what
> > shall
> > you
> > have?"
> > Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said,
> > "I
> > wish
> > you
> > turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."
> > Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a
> > young
> > man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy
> > Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life,"
> > and with that she was gone.
> > For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's
> > eyes.
> > Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect
> > man
> > she
> > had
> > ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his
> > muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm
> > breath,
> > "I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"

magnatique · 10-03-2001, 03:54 AM

ROFL

last one is hilarious

07-18-2001, 08:32 AM	#1
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	World's Luckiest Man A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his penis out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?" The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The man looks at her and says, "Pepper." ------------------

07-18-2001, 09:39 AM	#2
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07-18-2001, 09:50 AM	#3
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07-18-2001, 09:56 AM	#4
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	that was hilarious even the second time.

10-02-2001, 10:35 AM	#5
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOO !!! (Oops) anybody got a tissue ?? ------------------ We're Comin' To Get Ya !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub lemon jelly on my nipples :D

10-02-2001, 10:39 AM	#6
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10-02-2001, 10:41 AM	#7
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10-02-2001, 01:53 PM	#8
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10-02-2001, 09:27 PM	#9
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10-02-2001, 10:46 PM	#10
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,269	> Subject: fairytale > > > > Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the > > now > > departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world > go > > by with her cat Alan. > > One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. > > Cinderella > > said,"Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these > > years?" > > The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have > > lived > > a > > good > > wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you > > three > > wishes. > > Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" > > Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she > > said. > > Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her > > cat, > > jumped > > off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. > > "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella. > > "Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy > > Godmother. > > Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was > > young > > and > > full of the beauty I once had." > > At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feeling inside her > > that > > she > > had not felt for years. > > The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what > > shall > > you > > have?" > > Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, > > "I > > wish > > you > > turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man." > > Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a > > young > > man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy > > Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life," > > and with that she was gone. > > For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's > > eyes. > > Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect > > man > > she > > had > > ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his > > muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm > > breath, > > "I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"

10-03-2001, 03:54 AM	#11
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	ROFL last one is hilarious