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> Subject: fairytale
> >
> > Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the
> > now
> > departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world
> go
> > by with her cat Alan.
> > One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.
> > Cinderella
> > said,"Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
> > years?"
> > The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have
> > lived
> > a
> > good
> > wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you
> > three
> > wishes.
> > Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
> > Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she
> > said.
> > Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her
> > cat,
> > jumped
> > off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear.
> > "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.
> > "Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy
> > Godmother.
> > Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was
> > young
> > and
> > full of the beauty I once had."
> > At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feeling inside her
> > that
> > she
> > had not felt for years.
> > The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what
> > shall
> > you
> > have?"
> > Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said,
> > "I
> > wish
> > you
> > turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."
> > Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a
> > young
> > man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy
> > Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life,"
> > and with that she was gone.
> > For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's
> > eyes.
> > Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect
> > man
> > she
> > had
> > ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his
> > muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm
> > breath,
> > "I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"
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