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Tucks · 10-01-2001, 02:01 AM

I post a contact email on many of my sites and ocasionally get freaks emailing me. Today I got this gem:

"why yoou showing faggot pics cocksucker. unsupscribe."

As I don't have any sites with gay content, nor does this site have any email lists promoted, this freak's request doesn't make much sense to me. Anyhow, it's actually tame compared to some of the crap I get.

I'm curious what others of you get, especially those who run amateur sites. Has to be some psychos emailing those sites.

FreeOnes · 10-01-2001, 02:13 AM

Subject: I want to be a pornstar
Hi, I'm Daniele, an italian 20 years old boy. I've a dream: to be a pornstar...I've a 20-22 cm long cock and I'm very horny and able in making sex. What else do I need? Maybe, a Brad Pitt face? I hope no...I want my dream to be realized early (in the next year) but I don't know how it is possible. Can you help me, please? My e-mail addrress is [email protected] I thank you for every answer you give to me!

kush · 10-01-2001, 02:31 AM

Here's an interesting one I received yesterday:
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Dear" , my name is Giampaolo Floris, I am from Italy. Your collection of porno sites is something which is contributing to
destroy our society and the good values in it .Sex is something marvellous and
I love to do it with my girlfriend, however the pornography you present in your site and which other present in other sites , is something which fixes the attention of a person in it, contributing to the decay
of the good and important values in life, such like helping society to fight drugs, criminality ,illiteracy and just helping the world to take a better route .The internet is probably the biggest innovation of the
last century and can be and it is of huge help for the society and the forwarding
of economy , comunication and information .
The presence of so many porno sites on the internet is contributing to the destruction of the society. Many people, because of this and other reasons ( not just porno ),have their attention units fixed on this
subject, that don't think of helping create a better world,without all the evils on it.Accept my suggestion , cancel your site and dedicate to something constructive . Regards, Giampaolo
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Hehehe you really have to love guys like my friend Giampaolo

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candidpublishinginc · 10-01-2001, 04:07 AM

I never knew people had "attention units"

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Tired Eyes · 10-01-2001, 04:27 AM

I never knew people had "attention units"

Only here in Italy....and you thought Chinese Restaurant menus were funny!

goodgirl · 10-01-2001, 09:59 AM

hmm,
1. i see you like sexy dress too , oi love to add to your swallow club and see pics of you .
One day i'll find one like you to suck my cock ,

That was the end, guess the thought went to his head.

2. do you really like to swallow? how about sending me a
pic of yourself!

Yeah right I answered that one right away.

I had a really weird one but I deleted it.
Basically it said he would do anything, guy, girl, and about 5 or 6 other things..

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ldinternet · 10-01-2001, 01:29 PM

Anyone remember the redneck video that was posted at PornCity BBS?

"I love your fucking site, dude!"

Hahaha... someone post a link, please...

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Hypo · 10-01-2001, 02:07 PM

I get a lot of them due to my unique niche. Here's a sample -

"You've turned something sensual into something even more so... I'm very
attracted to it and think you're doing fine work. You're mixing of genres is
great and you're not overdoing it as this kind of thing can be done. Well
done, thank you, and keep up the good work."

Dirty F · 10-01-2001, 03:03 PM

I noticed that the most idiotic mails i get are from people who harldy speak english and AOL users, some examples.

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dude hook me up with the link, that chicks hella fine.

p.s. your site fuckin rules man i wanna work for you

-a fan from iowa the state no one knows

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hi i want to be momber

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> hey how are u !
> i really liked ur website u have done great job putting all things
>togather.
>i was wondering if u can give me someother nude teens sites just like u
>have
>in ur website! its be alot of help!
> thanx!

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please send me a link.

I am over 18.

Thanks.

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hey send me a link to that page

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I want the web site to see that hot girl, the one in the web cam. My name is David, and she looks great.

Please send me the link as soon as possible. Thank you.

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Dear sir:

I'm a tourist that I am here in Stockholm. I want to have better time with
beutiful girls and need to have some phone number or their address in
stockholm. As I will stay here only for few days, would you please help me
to find them. Please send all information to my e-mail :

[email protected]

I would be very pleased to hear from you very soon.

Thanks a lot,
Behdad

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Dear sir:

According my last message, please send me phone number or address of some
beautiful and hot girls in stockholm to both following address,

[email protected]

[email protected]

Best regards,
Behdad

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This is a small collection of the mails i get almost daily, 80% of them are AOL users.

Rod · 10-02-2001, 03:00 PM

Hi,
What's the hurry?

I got the strong impression that part 3-5 Scene 2 has been up for less then 24 hours! I didn't get it!

Of course it's a little strange to complain about what and how you arr doing since you give it all for free but it's quit hard for a poor working man to keep up with your speed of daily updates. Thanks god not all sites do it in that way ........(most don't).

Regards

Co

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I get about 20 e-mails like this daily......

Thanks,
Steve

10-01-2001, 02:01 AM	#1
Tucks Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: CA Posts: 105	Bizarre emails from surfers? Post 'em I post a contact email on many of my sites and ocasionally get freaks emailing me. Today I got this gem: "why yoou showing faggot pics cocksucker. unsupscribe." As I don't have any sites with gay content, nor does this site have any email lists promoted, this freak's request doesn't make much sense to me. Anyhow, it's actually tame compared to some of the crap I get. I'm curious what others of you get, especially those who run amateur sites. Has to be some psychos emailing those sites.

10-01-2001, 02:13 AM	#2
FreeOnes Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,400	Subject: I want to be a pornstar Hi, I'm Daniele, an italian 20 years old boy. I've a dream: to be a pornstar...I've a 20-22 cm long cock and I'm very horny and able in making sex. What else do I need? Maybe, a Brad Pitt face? I hope no...I want my dream to be realized early (in the next year) but I don't know how it is possible. Can you help me, please? My e-mail addrress is [email protected] I thank you for every answer you give to me!

10-01-2001, 02:31 AM	#3
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	Here's an interesting one I received yesterday: --------- Dear" , my name is Giampaolo Floris, I am from Italy. Your collection of porno sites is something which is contributing to destroy our society and the good values in it .Sex is something marvellous and I love to do it with my girlfriend, however the pornography you present in your site and which other present in other sites , is something which fixes the attention of a person in it, contributing to the decay of the good and important values in life, such like helping society to fight drugs, criminality ,illiteracy and just helping the world to take a better route .The internet is probably the biggest innovation of the last century and can be and it is of huge help for the society and the forwarding of economy , comunication and information . The presence of so many porno sites on the internet is contributing to the destruction of the society. Many people, because of this and other reasons ( not just porno ),have their attention units fixed on this subject, that don't think of helping create a better world,without all the evils on it.Accept my suggestion , cancel your site and dedicate to something constructive . Regards, Giampaolo ------- Hehehe you really have to love guys like my friend Giampaolo ------------------ Webmaster's Page - Tips, tricks, and more, Kush style! Sponsor's page- Organized, honest info including my comments If you're ever in Austin look me up! If you want to trade small amounts of VERY HIGH quality traffic contact me!

10-01-2001, 04:07 AM	#4
candidpublishinginc Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bedford, NH 03110 Posts: 707	I never knew people had "attention units" ------------------ Candid Clicks Earn up to 4 cents a click for blind link traffic! NO CONVERSIONS, NO BS!

10-01-2001, 04:27 AM	#5
Tired Eyes Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Your BIOS Posts: 29	I never knew people had "attention units" Only here in Italy....and you thought Chinese Restaurant menus were funny!

10-01-2001, 09:59 AM	#6
goodgirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the monitor since 1988 Posts: 1,679	hmm, 1. i see you like sexy dress too , oi love to add to your swallow club and see pics of you . One day i'll find one like you to suck my cock , That was the end, guess the thought went to his head. 2. do you really like to swallow? how about sending me a pic of yourself! Yeah right I answered that one right away. I had a really weird one but I deleted it. Basically it said he would do anything, guy, girl, and about 5 or 6 other things.. gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies

10-01-2001, 01:29 PM	#7
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Anyone remember the redneck video that was posted at PornCity BBS? "I love your fucking site, dude!" Hahaha... someone post a link, please... ------------------ David Lace - Exceptional content that will have you swimming in profits HahSex Webmasters Page - A little free traffic never hurt anyone Email: [email protected] or ICQ: 114980274

10-01-2001, 02:07 PM	#8
Hypo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,104	I get a lot of them due to my unique niche. Here's a sample - "You've turned something sensual into something even more so... I'm very attracted to it and think you're doing fine work. You're mixing of genres is great and you're not overdoing it as this kind of thing can be done. Well done, thank you, and keep up the good work."

10-01-2001, 03:03 PM	#9
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I noticed that the most idiotic mails i get are from people who harldy speak english and AOL users, some examples. -------- dude hook me up with the link, that chicks hella fine. p.s. your site fuckin rules man i wanna work for you -a fan from iowa the state no one knows ------- hi i want to be momber ------ > hey how are u ! > i really liked ur website u have done great job putting all things >togather. >i was wondering if u can give me someother nude teens sites just like u >have >in ur website! its be alot of help! > thanx! ------- please send me a link. I am over 18. Thanks. ------- hey send me a link to that page ------- I want the web site to see that hot girl, the one in the web cam. My name is David, and she looks great. Please send me the link as soon as possible. Thank you. -------- Dear sir: I'm a tourist that I am here in Stockholm. I want to have better time with beutiful girls and need to have some phone number or their address in stockholm. As I will stay here only for few days, would you please help me to find them. Please send all information to my e-mail : [email protected] I would be very pleased to hear from you very soon. Thanks a lot, Behdad ------- Dear sir: According my last message, please send me phone number or address of some beautiful and hot girls in stockholm to both following address, [email protected] [email protected] Best regards, Behdad -------- This is a small collection of the mails i get almost daily, 80% of them are AOL users.

10-02-2001, 03:00 PM	#10
Rod Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MTL, QC, CAN Posts: 1,243	Hi, What's the hurry? I got the strong impression that part 3-5 Scene 2 has been up for less then 24 hours! I didn't get it! Of course it's a little strange to complain about what and how you arr doing since you give it all for free but it's quit hard for a poor working man to keep up with your speed of daily updates. Thanks god not all sites do it in that way ........(most don't). Regards Co ======= I get about 20 e-mails like this daily...... Thanks, Steve