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11-30-2004, 08:50 PM
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What would you do if you caught your wife or GF cheating on you ?
and go.....
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11-30-2004, 08:51 PM
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I'd have to find a new lawyer before I could call one
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11-30-2004, 08:52 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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dude i would just leave, pack shit and hall ass, not point in fighting and acting out
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11-30-2004, 08:53 PM
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Leave... No exceptions
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11-30-2004, 08:53 PM
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tell them to leave they are now dead to me.
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11-30-2004, 08:56 PM
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Happy in a way...a big way...been a single dad for the past 7 years to an amazing little girl who is now 8.......she gave me life and that was it. I walked out ..........and did nothing except not look back. 
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11-30-2004, 08:58 PM
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11-30-2004, 08:59 PM
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Here's Your Sign
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Walking away is the smart and logical thing to do.
Remember that in a situation like that, time is your ally. Another way to put it: revenge is a dish best served cold. Get that whore back (but use your head)!
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11-30-2004, 08:59 PM
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want to get in shape
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give her one last facial before you go
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11-30-2004, 09:00 PM
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Pretty on the outside..hahahaha in the inside..... 
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11-30-2004, 09:01 PM
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If I caught them cheating together, then I would be so happy. BUt on me? Ha!
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11-30-2004, 09:03 PM
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it would be a great excuse to fuck whoever the hell i want.
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11-30-2004, 09:04 PM
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I need a beer
 
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If it was the wife...I would jump for joy and thank god somebody else can take care of her cheating ass..
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11-30-2004, 09:08 PM
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I'd be gone so fast, her head would spin. No point in arguing or wasting energy.
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11-30-2004, 09:10 PM
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11-30-2004, 09:13 PM
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lose my mind
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11-30-2004, 09:15 PM
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Kill her and her lover and bury them in concrete under my jacuzzi.
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11-30-2004, 10:21 PM
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11-30-2004, 10:24 PM
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if it got to that point, I'd just blame myself
you keep your woman happy, she wont think of cheating a sore pussy dont need new dick |
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11-30-2004, 10:24 PM
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Stand there and look at her for a while, stare her straight in the eyes so she feels like shit and then just walk straight out and probably get drunk.
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11-30-2004, 10:24 PM
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A man trapped in a woman's body
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11-30-2004, 10:26 PM
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A man trapped in a woman's body
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12-01-2004, 10:36 AM
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Removing that person from your life (figuratively speaking) is the best revenge. No insults, no threats, no begging. You have to wallow alone in self-pity for a while, but at some point you realize that you're better off without a dishonest, back-stabbing, poisonous person like that in your life.
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12-01-2004, 11:07 AM
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punch her in the face...j/k
if it were my girlfriend i'd just dump her. if it was my wife i'd get it on record in hopes she won't get half my money from the evidence. |
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12-01-2004, 11:09 AM
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i would head home if I wasn't already there, pack up my shit and hit the road...fuck cheaters
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12-01-2004, 11:09 AM
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I'd whip her fucking ass and then throw a guilt trip on her friends so I could fuck them to get back at her. I'd key her car. I'd tear up whatever she owned that I could get my hands on. Ruin her credit. write her number in bathroom stalls for blowjobs. Call her parents and tell them what a fucking whore they brought up.
for starters
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12-01-2004, 11:10 AM
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Boston Steamers all around. Then ordering 120 pizzas and leaving. Muw-hahahahahahahah!
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12-01-2004, 11:12 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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tell her to get the fuck out
and if i was married calla lawyer pronto..maybe try to take a few pics for evidence prenup |
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12-01-2004, 11:48 AM
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 I caught a girl cheating on me a few years ago and i threw all her shit out in the pouring rain
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12-01-2004, 12:07 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'd buy the guy a beer and welcome him to the Post-Op Tranny HIV Brotherhood.
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12-01-2004, 12:09 PM
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OHHHhhh... so you'd never cheat on Mahoney but I don't see ya standing up and stomping your feet in monogamous fashion for our relationship! Hmm... wait! Does the girl have to be faithful to a relationship that only exists in my mind?  hehehehehehe |
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You wife is your lawlyer ?
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12-01-2004, 12:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'd move to Panama and surround myself with cheap hookers 24/7.
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12-01-2004, 12:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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rape her
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12-01-2004, 12:19 PM
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I'd just walk away. Never look back. Let their own fears and paranoia consume them.
Its fun to watch them self destruct looking over thier shoulder waiting for something to happen. |
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12-01-2004, 12:21 PM
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hey girls aren't the only ones that cheat
found my husband went out and found himself a good christian woman that agreed with him on everything said good riddence to him |
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12-01-2004, 12:24 PM
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there's not much you can really do.
getting mad doesnt help anything, so I'd just let her know how dissapointed I was and bounce. |
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12-01-2004, 12:24 PM
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What the hell are you up to these days? Where's my traffic??? |
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12-01-2004, 12:26 PM
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We need more free porn
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Don't disturb her, go in another room (making sure she didn't see you), call an escort then start fucking with the escort. It's going to be a friendly competition.
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12-01-2004, 12:27 PM
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i would be pissed and probly blow up her car or something along those lines, its not the fact of cheating but if she is gonna try to jeoparadise my life with diseases by being a slut she will get what she deserves.
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12-01-2004, 12:32 PM
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12-01-2004, 12:37 PM
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I'd infect her with Herpe's so she can spread it to the dude she's cheating with. Revenge is sooo sweet!
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12-01-2004, 12:42 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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A guy cheating is different. First of all usually when a guy cheats its only a physical thing, women do it for emotional reasons. Secondly, when a guy has sex with a woman nothing is invading his body, if you think about it its really no different than sticking your finger down a drain, wtf is the big deal? But when a woman has sex her body is being penetrated and the guy is leaving his mark. Totally different. |
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12-01-2004, 01:32 PM
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All I can say is murder suicide.
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12-01-2004, 01:34 PM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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shovel. 50lb sack of lime.
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12-01-2004, 01:40 PM
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kill the guy and leave the girl with nothing....
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12-01-2004, 01:44 PM
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I'd ask if I could join in
 But I guess it's not technically 'cheating' if you condone it ...
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12-01-2004, 01:50 PM
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I'd go fuck her sister
it would also depend on who she cheated with if it was some hot chick she picked up at a club or Tom Cruise, I could let it slide, but if it was some fat, balding webmaster fucker, I'd turn and leave.......
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12-01-2004, 01:54 PM
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No matter how mad you are, give her no reaction. It will kill her to know that you didnt give a shit.
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