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* Wear a LOT of cologne.
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12-10-2004, 05:01 AM
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* Ask to ''interface'' with someone.
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12-10-2004, 05:01 AM
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* Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed
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and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your ''superior mental processing.''
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12-10-2004, 05:02 AM
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* Sing along at the opera.
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12-10-2004, 05:02 AM
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* Mow your lawn with scissors.
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12-10-2004, 05:03 AM
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* At a golf tournament
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12-10-2004, 05:03 AM
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chant ''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!''
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12-10-2004, 05:03 AM
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* Finish all your sentences with the words ''in accordance with prophesy.''
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12-10-2004, 05:04 AM
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* Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
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12-10-2004, 05:04 AM
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* Ask your co-workers mysterious questions
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and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about ''psychological profiles.''
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12-10-2004, 05:05 AM
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* Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a ''magic picture''.
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* Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
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12-10-2004, 05:05 AM
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* Scuff your feet on a dry
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shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
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12-10-2004, 05:06 AM
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* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences
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producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
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12-10-2004, 05:07 AM
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* Never make eye contact.
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12-10-2004, 05:07 AM
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* Never break eye contact.
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12-10-2004, 05:07 AM
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* Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
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12-10-2004, 05:08 AM
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* Construct elaborate ''crop circles'' in your front lawn.
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12-10-2004, 05:08 AM
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* Construct your own pretend ''tricorder'' and ''scan'' people with it
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12-10-2004, 05:08 AM
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announcing the results.
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12-10-2004, 05:09 AM
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* Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
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12-10-2004, 05:09 AM
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* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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* Make appointments for the 31st of September.
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* Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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12-10-2004, 05:10 AM
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smokin
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12-10-2004, 05:10 AM
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* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.
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New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
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Help me a bit out there to get this thread up :P
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3. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
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4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
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5. Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
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6. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
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7. Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
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8. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
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9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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10. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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Damn I skipped some lines . 7 am and haven't slept ... almost done with my lists thought
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11. Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum
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whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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12. Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
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1. Sag! You're it!
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2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
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3. 20 questions shouted in your good ear.
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