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* dont use any punctuation either.
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* Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
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* Pay for your dinner with pennies.
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* Repeat everything someone says
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as a question.
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* Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: ''Do you hear that?'' ''What?'' ''Never mind
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it's gone now.''
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* Light road flares on a birthday cake.
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* Wander around the restaurant
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asking other diners for their parsley.
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* Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
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* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
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* At the laundromat
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use one dryer for each of your socks.
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* As much as possible
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skip rather than walk.
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how many tips to annoy ppl do you have?
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* Stand over someone's shoulder
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mumbling
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Quote:
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* Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
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* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
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* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio
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and talk to it.
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* Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done
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announce ''No
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I messed it up!'' and repeat.
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* Drive half a block.
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* Name your dog ''Dog.''
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* Ask people what gender they are.
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* Reply to everything someone says with ''That's what YOU think.''
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* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos
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and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
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* Forget the punchline to a long joke
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but assure the listener it was a ''real hoot''.
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* Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture
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informing the curious that you don't want to fall off ''in case the big one comes''.
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* Follow a few paces behind someone
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spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
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* Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains
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such as ''Feliz Navidad''
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* While making presentations
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occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
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* Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
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* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
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* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
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* Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name
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and demand that people pronounce each A.
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* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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* Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations
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