What if selling porn was like selling used cars... - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 11-18-2004, 11:43 PM

What if selling porn was like selling used cars? Or like hyping a monster truck show? Would it sound like this?

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/LightSpeedCash.mp3

Thanks to www.YNOTradio.com

KMR Stitch · 11-18-2004, 11:45 PM

nice =)

weird the clip said it was 13 seconds long but was like 30 seconds..

Easton · 11-18-2004, 11:48 PM

classic!

jscott · 11-18-2004, 11:50 PM

lol

i HATE those kind of commercials, but that is fuckin funny!!!

TaDoW · 11-18-2004, 11:51 PM

hahahah =)

I love it .. you should submit it to the local college radio station ;-)

TheDoc · 11-18-2004, 11:53 PM

Ahhh nice.. Rather catchy.. LS always doing new fun stuff.

titmowse · 11-18-2004, 11:54 PM

scary

kenny · 11-18-2004, 11:56 PM

Nice, those YNOT commercials trip me out when I hear them

xclusive · 11-18-2004, 11:59 PM

Great job as always I liked it a lot...

jules4u · 11-19-2004, 12:00 AM

it looks like a pink floyd video.

RawAlex · 11-19-2004, 12:00 AM

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

;-)

Alex

kenny · 11-19-2004, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jules4u
it looks like a pink floyd video.

Visual ??

rj2kix · 11-19-2004, 12:03 AM

sounds like monster trucks

Shoehorn! · 11-19-2004, 12:03 AM

That was great.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-19-2004, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jules4u
it looks like a pink floyd video.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.... someone's bot is acting up

newbreed · 11-19-2004, 12:05 AM

Too funny man.

p.s. - I'd hit it

AdultWebGraphics · 11-19-2004, 12:11 AM

I'm sold, where do I signup?

Manowar · 11-19-2004, 12:17 AM

SteveLightspeed · 11-19-2004, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rj2kix
sounds like monster trucks

Nasty D · 11-19-2004, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Alex

JFK · 11-19-2004, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Nice Ride Steve

plyndrty · 11-19-2004, 07:35 AM

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday...

You only need a few minutes but will sell you a whole month...LOL

FUNNY...

Lace · 11-19-2004, 07:37 AM

lol nice promo

Fred Quimby · 11-19-2004, 07:38 AM

ha ha,,,did you take an ad out in the local paper?

gornyhuy · 11-19-2004, 07:51 AM

Nice!

Steelhead · 11-19-2004, 07:56 AM

I signed up

DeadFidel · 11-19-2004, 08:07 AM

It takes money to make money.....love it!

crockett · 11-19-2004, 08:10 AM

lol good stuff

Basic_man · 11-19-2004, 08:14 AM

Hahaha, nice one!

tony286 · 11-19-2004, 08:15 AM

That was very good ,the only thing that was missing was at the end of car ads that guy comes on and says the disclaimers very quickly. lol

VirtuMike · 11-19-2004, 08:34 AM

Dude that really whips the llama's ass!

BVF · 11-19-2004, 08:50 AM

Selling porn IS like selling used cars. You find vehicles that have been "pre-owned", do a little cosmetics (airbrushing, lighting), and resell them at an extremely high profit margin.

I remember back during my unsuccessful bid to sell new Toyotas at Darcars Toyota in Suburban D.C., one of the salesmen told me how we were getting ripped out of the good money because the profit margin on new cars are at 3% while the used car profit margin was much higher.

I remembered that technique with how I sell porn. I'm the kind of dude who will haul your junk car for free and then resell them for parts...the profit margin on these hoes is what helped keep me in business while some other amateur sites in my niche had to pay hundreds to get those cute seditty hoes naked, couldn't afford to keep updating their sites, and eventually went out of business.

Black Dog · 11-19-2004, 04:16 PM

Hey that sounds like the guy in MY ad!

http://www.webcamcash.com/stuff/Webcamcash2.mp3

B

_Danielle_ · 11-19-2004, 04:20 PM

Nice touch Steve!! LOVE it!

corvette · 11-19-2004, 04:27 PM

haha, thats great

SEGuru · 12-01-2004, 12:32 AM

At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

We have a solid production crew. We're stoked to be raising the bar in Adult Webmaster Radio.

Tanker · 12-01-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

We have a solid production crew. We're stoked to be raising the bar in Adult Webmaster Radio.

Guru Buddy I miss you!

You guys got it going on!

kenny · 12-01-2004, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

We have a solid production crew. We're stoked to be raising the bar in Adult Webmaster Radio.

I was impressed the first time I listened to YNOT radio

The commercials are very professional sounding

fl_prn_str · 12-01-2004, 12:55 AM

Some of the girls in porn remind me of used cars.....they have been in a few wrecks and come with a whole lot of milage.

11-18-2004, 11:43 PM	#1
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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	nice =) weird the clip said it was 13 seconds long but was like 30 seconds..

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BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Selling porn IS like selling used cars. You find vehicles that have been "pre-owned", do a little cosmetics (airbrushing, lighting), and resell them at an extremely high profit margin. I remember back during my unsuccessful bid to sell new Toyotas at Darcars Toyota in Suburban D.C., one of the salesmen told me how we were getting ripped out of the good money because the profit margin on new cars are at 3% while the used car profit margin was much higher. I remembered that technique with how I sell porn. I'm the kind of dude who will haul your junk car for free and then resell them for parts...the profit margin on these hoes is what helped keep me in business while some other amateur sites in my niche had to pay hundreds to get those cute seditty hoes naked, couldn't afford to keep updating their sites, and eventually went out of business. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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