What if selling porn was like selling used cars...
 

What if selling porn was like selling used cars? Or like hyping a monster truck show? Would it sound like this?

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/LightSpeedCash.mp3

Thanks to www.YNOTradio.com

nice =)

weird the clip said it was 13 seconds long but was like 30 seconds..

:1orglaugh classic!

lol :1orglaugh i HATE those kind of commercials, but that is fuckin funny!!!

hahahah =)

I love it .. you should submit it to the local college radio station ;-)

Ahhh nice.. Rather catchy.. LS always doing new fun stuff.

scary :thumbsup

Nice, those YNOT commercials trip me out when I hear them

Great job as always I liked it a lot...

it looks like a pink floyd video.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

;-)

Alex

Visual ??

sounds like monster trucks

:1orglaugh That was great.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.... someone's bot is acting up

Too funny man.















p.s. - I'd hit it :Graucho

I'm sold, where do I signup? :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

http://www.adultwebgraphics.com/lightspeed/truck.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice Ride Steve:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday...

You only need a few minutes but will sell you a whole month...LOL

FUNNY...

lol nice promo

ha ha,,,did you take an ad out in the local paper?

Nice! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I signed up :glugglug

It takes money to make money.....love it!

lol good stuff

Hahaha, nice one!

That was very good ,the only thing that was missing was at the end of car ads that guy comes on and says the disclaimers very quickly. lol

Dude that really whips the llama's ass!

Selling porn IS like selling used cars. You find vehicles that have been "pre-owned", do a little cosmetics (airbrushing, lighting), and resell them at an extremely high profit margin.

I remember back during my unsuccessful bid to sell new Toyotas at Darcars Toyota in Suburban D.C., one of the salesmen told me how we were getting ripped out of the good money because the profit margin on new cars are at 3% while the used car profit margin was much higher.

I remembered that technique with how I sell porn. I'm the kind of dude who will haul your junk car for free and then resell them for parts...the profit margin on these hoes is what helped keep me in business while some other amateur sites in my niche had to pay hundreds to get those cute seditty hoes naked, couldn't afford to keep updating their sites, and eventually went out of business.

Hey that sounds like the guy in MY ad! :)
http://www.webcamcash.com/stuff/Webcamcash2.mp3

B

Nice touch Steve!! LOVE it!

haha, thats great

At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

We have a solid production crew. We're stoked to be raising the bar in Adult Webmaster Radio.

Guru Buddy I miss you!


You guys got it going on!

I was impressed the first time I listened to YNOT radio :thumbsup

The commercials are very professional sounding :thumbsup

Some of the girls in porn remind me of used cars.....they have been in a few wrecks and come with a whole lot of milage.