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11-29-2004, 10:15 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New York City
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Red Lobster
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If theres anybody out there who can tell me if they've seen this bitch before, anywhere on the internet, please contact me right away, the reason why i ask is because i meet this dysfunctional dumb ass muthafucker from the Villagevoice News Paper where i place my help wanted ad, bitch called me up askin' how much was i payin' for her too do a photo session, i told the hooker i was only payin' $60.00 for nude photo shots and a extra $40.00 to lick my sexual desire on video, the bitch said okay, then she starts tellin' me about how once she did a photo shoot for another hahahahahaha who once had a website but she forgot the name of the site, then she go's on by tellin' me this long ass was story about how the other hahahahahaha beat her out of her money, he was suppost to pay her $200.00 but because she was unable to show him some legal I.D. he only gave the ho" $80.00 and this project ass ho' took the money, now she has her legal state I.D. the bitch askin' me if i would consider payin' her $200.00 i told the bitch i would consider you lickin' the bottom of my nutts for two hours and lettin' me fuck u into a coma on video, that's the only way you gonna get $200.00 from outta' me, other than that you can sell dat muthafuckin' bullshit to the jews bitch! that's why i wanted too see if this overwhelmed red head slut was on the up and up, so i made a date for the ho' and she came over to the dumpster two days later, man when she arrived to my crib, the bitch had on a pair of rocawear jeans with this silk blouse that showed her nipples and one of her nipples looked as if it was drippin' of sweet baby's milk, i couldn't stop lookin' at her red hair, sure it was dyed but it gave her that altra hooker ghetto look, that slutty confidence of being a neutral dick sucker, i hurryed the fuck up and gave that bitch $200.00 then i pulled down my pants and told her to spit on my balls and lick the neck of my tree trunk and i sure would apprecite you taken off your sticky wet panties and rubb'em in my face while i bulldog that pussy of yours and make that bootyhole bark like a dog, oooh hell yeah i drove in that ass like a drunk trucker, then i recognized that she had a clit ring that needed stigmatizing with my gold toung ring, Ummm that pussy taste like a jar of sweet immorailty, it was impossible for me too stop suckin that clit of hers, so i evidently started lickin' her in between her rabbithole, yo that pussy of hers taste like fresh lobster meat and i tryed to cracked her mutha'fuckin' shell wide open, and got it on video and was also able too take 20 shots that can also be seen inside of the members section, so join now and get you red lobster on. |
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11-29-2004, 10:15 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Kingdom of Darkness
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11-29-2004, 10:16 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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whoa
time to get my red lobster on
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11-29-2004, 10:31 PM
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redezra.com
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Vegas Baby!
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never seen her before
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11-29-2004, 10:34 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Vegas/Pacific Palasades
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what is it... instead of get your eagle on... its get your red lobster on?
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11-29-2004, 10:35 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Detroit Areola
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11-29-2004, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Her face is vaguely familiar.
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11-29-2004, 10:38 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 9,825
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what the?
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11-29-2004, 10:44 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 654
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Bookmarked.
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11-29-2004, 11:00 PM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NYC Area
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Is this guy one of Juicy's characters, someone else's or himself?
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11-29-2004, 11:02 PM
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I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 14,494
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ENGLISH????
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11-29-2004, 11:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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This is funny as shsit this niga garbage.. lol
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11-29-2004, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 237 619 975
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LMFAO !!!!!!!!! I changed my sig as soon as I read part of what you typed. Now I'm still reading and want to change it again LOL. Funny ass shit.
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11-29-2004, 11:21 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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The title made my hungry, not any more.
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