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quiet · 11-29-2004, 03:14 PM

leaked out of one hole and into the other?

Icon · 11-29-2004, 03:15 PM

Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....

domainx · 11-29-2004, 03:15 PM

DNA Exam

cocky · 11-29-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....

BastarD · 11-29-2004, 03:17 PM

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I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?

check if you have 2 cocks

mynetporn · 11-29-2004, 03:17 PM

Damn! your sperm can really swim far.

Harmon · 11-29-2004, 03:17 PM

She is going to give birth to a healthy batch of fat & plump brown eels

sean416 · 11-29-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....

DutchTeenCash · 11-29-2004, 03:29 PM

dont drip next time

Z · 11-29-2004, 03:31 PM

Check those anatomy books from college and make sure you were actually in her ass.

It's the light brown, puckered, stinky hole, between the meaty buns.

Jamdin · 11-29-2004, 03:32 PM

Pray that it's not a shithead like you

xclusive · 11-29-2004, 03:33 PM

take her on the maury povitch show for a dna test..

Sosa · 11-29-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by johnafacade
Check those anatomy books from college and make sure you were actually in her ass.

It's the light brown, puckered, stinky hole, between the meaty buns.

thePelican · 11-29-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Harmon
She is going to give birth to a healthy batch of fat & plump brown eels

nasty!!

Goonx · 11-29-2004, 03:35 PM

buy a cell phone

Basic_man · 11-29-2004, 03:35 PM

You are SO owned !

ElvisManson · 11-29-2004, 03:37 PM

Learn the difference between ASS and PUSSY.

GTS Mark · 11-29-2004, 03:37 PM

Propose to her, a girl that takes it in the ass is a keeper

DH

PornGeneral · 11-29-2004, 03:39 PM

Troll

Icon · 11-29-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Propose to her, a girl that takes it in the ass is a keeper

DH

no man - you NEVER marry a girl who will take it in the ass. Who wants to live with someone who can't control their asshole a few years down the road. She would be shitting the bed, while sleeping next to you. And nothing is worse than shitting the bed when you're sleeping next to someone. Trust me.

Theres also dignity and self respect issues.....

In summary - Don't marry the asswhore, marry the vigin Sphincter.

Screaming · 11-29-2004, 03:49 PM

umm well in the very slight chance its yours id say dna test the moment the baby is born and dont pay for anything until then

ScotG3X · 11-29-2004, 04:00 PM

That should teach her a lesson not to wipe towards her pussy but away....AWAY!

svenski · 11-29-2004, 04:07 PM

Get some glasses.

Zeta · 11-29-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by G3X-Scott
That should teach her a lesson not to wipe towards her pussy but away....AWAY!

Antonio · 11-29-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Goonx
buy a cell phone

best advice

Harmon · 11-29-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
no man - you NEVER marry a girl who will take it in the ass. Who wants to live with someone who can't control their asshole a few years down the road. She would be shitting the bed, while sleeping next to you. And nothing is worse than shitting the bed when you're sleeping next to someone. Trust me.

Theres also dignity and self respect issues.....

In summary - Don't marry the asswhore, marry the vigin Sphincter.

So you are telling me that if I am able fuck my wife in the ass at will, she might poop the sheets further down the road? Why am I getting all tingly down "there"? Am I disturbed?

Ecstasy Glass · 11-29-2004, 04:13 PM

smack · 11-29-2004, 04:14 PM

get a second opinion.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-29-2004, 04:14 PM

That's going to be one shitty kid.

LA Mike · 11-29-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass

Have the two holes sowed back together.. There is clearly a problem... lol

Icon · 11-29-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Harmon
So you are telling me that if I am able fuck my wife in the ass at will, she might poop the sheets further down the road? Why am I getting all tingly down "there"? Am I disturbed?

LOL

is this what they call a 'fecalfeliac?' (sp?)

Harmon · 11-29-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
LOL

is this what they call a 'fecalfeliac?' (sp?)

Nope. Just straight up SCATMAN

Icon · 11-29-2004, 04:24 PM

*shudder* scatman

Topic: I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?

If by girl you mean DUDE and by pregnant you mean INFECTED, wear a dome! or stop banging dudes

TheLegacy · 11-29-2004, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass

does this run in your family??

Strife · 11-29-2004, 04:25 PM

use a condom next time

NoCarrier · 11-29-2004, 04:26 PM

Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.

Icon · 11-29-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.

Whoa! Who let Max Hardcore post here?

Deepai · 11-29-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.

NoCarrier · 11-29-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
Whoa! Who let Max Hardcore post here?

WTF?! What's wrong with brown cum?

Or green cum (I.E. Dugmor)

Nanda · 11-29-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Screaming
umm well in the very slight chance its yours id say dna test the moment the baby is born and dont pay for anything until then

It's impossible for a woman to get pregnant because of anal sex....

Scootermuze · 11-29-2004, 04:51 PM

Crate her up and send her to Ripley's Believe it or Not...

Harmon · 11-29-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Nanda

It's impossible for a woman to get pregnant because of anal sex....

Not exactly true:

"According to the New England Journal of Medicine:

Rectal cocaine usage has been on the increase in recent years. The influx of rectal cocaine usage has more than tripled since Yale's "Rectal Suicide Study" of 1991.

Yale University's study was conducted using several women who had admittedly been rectal cocaine and heroin abusers. The women admitted to inserting a varity of tubes into their anus' in order to force the drug into their system.

The side effects may be any of the following:

Blood clotting, milky discharge, and HOLIOSIS (The act of burning a hole from the rectum through to the vagina, thus causing what we call in the medical world as ANAL PREGNANCY)"

Read more here
http://cme.nejm.org/March2004/Yale/drugabuse/oddities/study22134.html

Icon · 11-29-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
WTF?! What's wrong with brown cum?

Or green cum (I.E. Dugmor)

this 'brown cum' you're talking about.....well it could be.......uhh.....maybe you should slow down on tossing salad....

Mr. Jim · 11-29-2004, 05:13 PM

It sounds like she is just full of shit

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Icon · 11-29-2004, 06:20 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha

ytcracker · 11-29-2004, 06:23 PM

women have assholes?

i thought that was a guy thing
fuck

sickkittens · 11-29-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
Learn the difference between ASS and PUSSY.

Or at least fuck with the lights on.

alexg · 11-29-2004, 06:24 PM

fuck her in again and the pregnancy might get cancelled?

ProjectNaked · 11-29-2004, 06:27 PM

50 brown eyes

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