I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?
 

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leaked out of one hole and into the other?

Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....

DNA Exam :Graucho

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check if you have 2 cocks

Damn! your sperm can really swim far.

She is going to give birth to a healthy batch of fat & plump brown eels :2 cents:

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dont drip next time :)

Check those anatomy books from college and make sure you were actually in her ass.

It's the light brown, puckered, stinky hole, between the meaty buns.

Pray that it's not a shithead like you

take her on the maury povitch show for a dna test..

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nasty!! :1orglaugh :winkwink:

buy a cell phone

You are SO owned !

Learn the difference between ASS and PUSSY.

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Propose to her, a girl that takes it in the ass is a keeper :1orglaugh

DH

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Troll

no man - you NEVER marry a girl who will take it in the ass. Who wants to live with someone who can't control their asshole a few years down the road. She would be shitting the bed, while sleeping next to you. And nothing is worse than shitting the bed when you're sleeping next to someone. Trust me.

Theres also dignity and self respect issues.....

In summary - Don't marry the asswhore, marry the vigin Sphincter.

umm well in the very slight chance its yours id say dna test the moment the baby is born and dont pay for anything until then

That should teach her a lesson not to wipe towards her pussy but away....AWAY!

Get some glasses.

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best advice

So you are telling me that if I am able fuck my wife in the ass at will, she might poop the sheets further down the road? Why am I getting all tingly down "there"? Am I disturbed? :Graucho

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get a second opinion.

That's going to be one shitty kid.

Have the two holes sowed back together.. There is clearly a problem... lol

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is this what they call a 'fecalfeliac?' (sp?)

Nope. Just straight up SCATMAN :Graucho :winkwink:

*shudder* scatman

Topic: I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?

If by girl you mean DUDE and by pregnant you mean INFECTED, wear a dome! or stop banging dudes

does this run in your family??

use a condom next time :2 cents:

Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.

Whoa! Who let Max Hardcore post here?:BangBang:

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WTF?! What's wrong with brown cum?

Or green cum (I.E. Dugmor)

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It's impossible for a woman to get pregnant because of anal sex....:warning

Crate her up and send her to Ripley's Believe it or Not... :)

Not exactly true:

"According to the New England Journal of Medicine:

Rectal cocaine usage has been on the increase in recent years. The influx of rectal cocaine usage has more than tripled since Yale's "Rectal Suicide Study" of 1991.

Yale University's study was conducted using several women who had admittedly been rectal cocaine and heroin abusers. The women admitted to inserting a varity of tubes into their anus' in order to force the drug into their system.

The side effects may be any of the following:

Blood clotting, milky discharge, and HOLIOSIS (The act of burning a hole from the rectum through to the vagina, thus causing what we call in the medical world as ANAL PREGNANCY)"

Read more here
http://cme.nejm.org/March2004/Yale/drugabuse/oddities/study22134.html

this 'brown cum' you're talking about.....well it could be.......uhh.....maybe you should slow down on tossing salad....

It sounds like she is just full of shit


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahahahahahaha

women have assholes?

i thought that was a guy thing
fuck

Or at least fuck with the lights on.

fuck her in again and the pregnancy might get cancelled?

Ask for a chromosome count. There is a high chance for retardation because it evidently runs in the family.