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1: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.
2: We can shoot load after load.
3: We can work up the middle as well as the corners.
4: We know how to handle our balls.
5: We know paintball guns to guys are like jewelery to women.
6: We always wear protection.
7: It takes us only a matter of seconds to find the sweet spot.
8: If needed, we will never take our finger off the "trigger".
9: We play fast and hard.
10: We're not afraid to get a little messy.

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer:
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 8" barrel.
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We love to be aggressive.
7. We push hard, but not hard enough to get hit.
8. We clean our barrels a lot.
9. We always want to have the best cocker on the field.
10. We're great with our fingers.

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Top Ten Clinton Family Thanksgiving Traditions

10. Stuffing the turkey with shredded Whitewater documents

9. Bill filp-flops for hours over whether he wants white meat ordark meat

8. They break the wishbone, and Hillary wishes to stay out ofprison

7. George Stephanopoulos scampers around under the table begging forscaps

6. After the meal, the President unbuttons his pants, and also thoseof several female staffers

5. At least a dozen people pass out from too much "HillbillyPunch"

4. They fill the Oval Office with mashed potatoes, and Bill has toeat his way out

3. Instead of slaughtering the turkey, they have Al Gore bore it todeath

2. At about 3:00 a.m., Bill places a call to "The Happy PilgrimEscort Service"

1. They all thank God they're not the Doles