KMR Stitch

1: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.
2: We can shoot load after load.
3: We can work up the middle as well as the corners.
4: We know how to handle our balls.
5: We know paintball guns to guys are like jewelery to women.
6: We always wear protection.
7: It takes us only a matter of seconds to find the sweet spot.
8: If needed, we will never take our finger off the "trigger".
9: We play fast and hard.
10: We're not afraid to get a little messy.

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer:
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 8" barrel.
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We love to be aggressive.
7. We push hard, but not hard enough to get hit.
8. We clean our barrels a lot.
9. We always want to have the best cocker on the field.
10. We're great with our fingers.