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11-27-2004, 06:13 AM
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I have huge fucking problem with my WIFE!
Yesturday Oprah had Barry Manilow on, now my wife wants me to get her his "Hits" CD.
WTF, am I suppose to walk into a music store and pick up a Barry Manilow CD...how fucking imbarassing is that..LOL  Maybe ill buy 5 or 6 other CD's of stuff like Mega Death, Metallica, Maiden and throw in a Barry Manilow CD in the bunch...maybe the clerk wont notice!!!! Ray
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11-27-2004, 06:15 AM
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1. order online
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11-27-2004, 06:15 AM
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Barry Manilow kicks ass
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11-27-2004, 06:15 AM
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wtf ?
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thats what I would do... worst part is your going to get stuck listening to it
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11-27-2004, 06:16 AM
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Too old to care
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Why do YOU think you're gay?
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11-27-2004, 06:16 AM
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11-27-2004, 06:19 AM
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11-27-2004, 06:22 AM
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I like Dutch Girls
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tell her its sold out
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11-27-2004, 06:23 AM
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wtf ?
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secretly I think its YOU who likes BM
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11-27-2004, 06:25 AM
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11-27-2004, 06:26 AM
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stc is the greatest
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i like manilow
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11-27-2004, 06:35 AM
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11-27-2004, 06:37 AM
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It's cool to hate Manilow but he is a brilliant man...
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11-27-2004, 06:40 AM
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aka K-Man
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have you ever noticed that the root of all anyone's problems have to do with women?
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11-27-2004, 06:46 AM
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Buuuut, the hair, facelifts...the whole Vegas lounge singer image he drags along with him ooooozes out too much cheesiness for my taste. The whole music debate has been going on since the begining of man. Its all cool...music is way to subjective. IMO he sucks and the Sex Pistols rock ;) 
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11-27-2004, 06:48 AM
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Just slip into one of her dresses, put on a little make-up and go buy the CD...now that would be comical.
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11-27-2004, 06:50 AM
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11-27-2004, 07:58 AM
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if you are worried what a 17 year old pimple faced kid makeing minimum wage thinks abt you,,,then you need to........
fill in the blanks 
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11-27-2004, 08:00 AM
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11-27-2004, 08:06 AM
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sperm tail
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for real what are you doing man you don't even have to leave the comfort of you home now a days you can have that bad boy shipped to your door lol
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11-27-2004, 08:07 AM
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yep  not to mention that album will get you laid many times over... Let her play some shit music (imho of course) and enjoy the pussy that will follow |
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11-27-2004, 09:32 AM
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11-27-2004, 10:55 AM
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Did you wed a MILF?
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11-27-2004, 10:55 AM
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Just stop by Tower Records after you've gone to the store to pick up her box of tampons...
They see the tampons and they'll know the CD is for her. They'll think you're pussy whipped - but at least won't think you're gay - LOL! Personally, I like Manilow - but then again, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say that. |
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11-27-2004, 11:14 AM
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....download it and burn it for her
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11-27-2004, 11:15 AM
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11-27-2004, 11:19 AM
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wtf
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Shoplifting is a justifiable crime during these instances!
A long time ago I shoplifted a box of tampons not because I couldn't pay but because I was too embarrassed to go thru the checkout. Now I could give a fuck, I would most likely find a nice little hottie and go thru her line just to fuck with her and watch her reactions. |
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11-27-2004, 11:22 AM
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11-27-2004, 11:26 AM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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11-27-2004, 11:30 AM
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11-27-2004, 11:55 AM
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sense of humor
n : the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; com·e·dy A dramatic work that is light and often humorous or satirical in tone and that usually contains a happy resolution of the thematic conflict. joke Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. ok?
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11-27-2004, 11:57 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Or pay a old man to buy it for you
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11-27-2004, 12:05 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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DO NOT order it online!!! That shit leaves a paper trail!
Stand in front of the music store at the mall and ask 45 year old housewives if they could buy you a Manilow album.
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11-27-2004, 12:39 PM
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I went to Future Shop with my brother last month. We were browsing the CD's and he came by the Twisted Sister section. He was like "whoa...its been a long time, I used to love these guys", so he picked it up. We went to the cash and the cashier picks it up and sais "hmmm, Twisted Sister" with a grin on her face. We were like, fuck...hope she wont call in a for a price check now..LOL It was one of those things where you had to be there
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11-27-2004, 12:43 PM
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ahaha we think the same way |
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11-27-2004, 12:48 PM
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Dude, dont do it man....... its not worth the risk.
Get a friend to buy it for you. |
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11-27-2004, 01:00 PM
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1) Bring along friend with video camera 2) Shoot up-skirt and other angles as well as the shopping 3) Buy domain: CrossDressedManilowFan.com (it's available) 4) Sell site and content to a major reality program 5) Thank wife for making ya a stack of cash 
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11-27-2004, 02:57 PM
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11-27-2004, 03:33 PM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Hey now, a real husband would pick up some Tampax at Target when he went to get the CD ;)
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11-27-2004, 05:06 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Suck it up and buy it, who cares what people think.
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11-28-2004, 12:06 AM
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11-28-2004, 12:07 AM
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1. get a new wife,
2. order anything you want online in the transition.
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11-28-2004, 12:09 AM
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   This is a joke right? |
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11-28-2004, 12:21 AM
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funny joke..
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11-28-2004, 12:26 AM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Divorce her now. It only gets worse. Before you know it it'll be Bette Midler and Liza Minnelli albums.
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11-28-2004, 12:28 AM
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no way would I buy that in public, online is the way to go as mentioned
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