I have huge fucking problem with my WIFE!
 

Yesturday Oprah had Barry Manilow on, now my wife wants me to get her his "Hits" CD.

WTF, am I suppose to walk into a music store and pick up a Barry Manilow CD...how fucking imbarassing is that..LOL :1orglaugh

Maybe ill buy 5 or 6 other CD's of stuff like Mega Death, Metallica, Maiden and throw in a Barry Manilow CD in the bunch...maybe the clerk wont notice!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ray

1. order online
or
2. get a new wife

Barry Manilow kicks ass :2 cents:

thats what I would do... worst part is your going to get stuck listening to it :1orglaugh

Why do YOU think you're gay?

I guess I could do that...but it kinda takes away from the comedy of it all..heh

I just think BM is the cheeziest song writer of all time...and no I dont think im gay...not thhat there is anything wrong with that, hehh.

Ray

tell her its sold out :)

hmmm sounds like you want to do it, so its not a problem then

secretly I think its YOU who likes BM

Yes, I have tons of his MP3s hidden deep inside my HD. :1orglaugh

i like manilow

love the sig :1orglaugh

It's cool to hate Manilow but he is a brilliant man...:2 cents:

have you ever noticed that the root of all anyone's problems have to do with women?

Im sure he is, he has what..40 albums and wrote most the songs himself.

Buuuut, the hair, facelifts...the whole Vegas lounge singer image he drags along with him ooooozes out too much cheesiness for my taste.

The whole music debate has been going on since the begining of man. Its all cool...music is way to subjective. IMO he sucks and the Sex Pistols rock ;)

:GFYBand

Just slip into one of her dresses, put on a little make-up and go buy the CD...now that would be comical.

Na, I just did that the other day. Gettinb boring...I need something new.

if you are worried what a 17 year old pimple faced kid makeing minimum wage thinks abt you,,,then you need to........

fill in the blanks:Graucho

TRUE THAT!
Johhny Rotten + Sid Vicious are awesome

for real what are you doing man you don't even have to leave the comfort of you home now a days you can have that bad boy shipped to your door lol

yep :thumbsup

not to mention that album will get you laid many times over... Let her play some shit music (imho of course) and enjoy the pussy that will follow :Graucho

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DH

Did you wed a MILF?

Just stop by Tower Records after you've gone to the store to pick up her box of tampons...

They see the tampons and they'll know the CD is for her.

They'll think you're pussy whipped - but at least won't think you're gay - LOL!

Personally, I like Manilow - but then again, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say that.

....download it and burn it for her:Graucho

Who cares if someone thinks you're gay these days?

Shoplifting is a justifiable crime during these instances!

A long time ago I shoplifted a box of tampons not because I couldn't pay but because I was too embarrassed to go thru the checkout. :1orglaugh

Now I could give a fuck, I would most likely find a nice little hottie and go thru her line just to fuck with her and watch her reactions.

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WHY would you be ebmarrased? You think the clerk is going to think you are going to shove them up your ass? All it says is "Yeah I got me some pussy at home waiting for me"

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ok? :1orglaugh

Or pay a old man to buy it for you :1orglaugh

DO NOT order it online!!! That shit leaves a paper trail!
Stand in front of the music store at the mall and ask 45 year old housewives if they could buy you a Manilow album.

LOfuckingL thats funny. Wasnt there a TV comercial that went something like that..rings a bell.


I went to Future Shop with my brother last month. We were browsing the CD's and he came by the Twisted Sister section. He was like "whoa...its been a long time, I used to love these guys", so he picked it up. We went to the cash and the cashier picks it up and sais "hmmm, Twisted Sister" with a grin on her face. We were like, fuck...hope she wont call in a for a price check now..LOL

It was one of those things where you had to be there :1orglaugh

ahaha we think the same way

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Dude, dont do it man....... its not worth the risk.

Get a friend to buy it for you.

Biz Plan: Take dress up advice from GFY


1) Bring along friend with video camera
2) Shoot up-skirt and other angles as well as the shopping
3) Buy domain: CrossDressedManilowFan.com (it's available)
4) Sell site and content to a major reality program
5) Thank wife for making ya a stack of cash

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Hey now, a real husband would pick up some Tampax at Target when he went to get the CD ;)

one word to end your problem:

AMAZON

Suck it up and buy it, who cares what people think.

Yes, but we need them reproductive purposes. Other than that, they're just one massive headache.

1. get a new wife,

2. order anything you want online in the transition.

:uhoh :eek7 :disgust This is a joke right?

funny joke..:1orglaugh

Divorce her now. It only gets worse. Before you know it it'll be Bette Midler and Liza Minnelli albums. :2 cents:

no way would I buy that in public, online is the way to go as mentioned

I would be more "imbarassed" to not know that embarrassed doesn't have an "I" in it.