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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Man jumps from Empire State Building
Isn't there a better to kill yourself?
NEW YORK - A man jumped to his death Friday from the 86th-floor observation deck at the Empire State Building, one of Manhattan's busiest tourist destinations, police said. The apparent suicide forced police to briefly close the landmark on Fifth Avenue to tourists in New York for the holiday weekend. The man apparently climbed over a security fence that encloses the observation deck before leaping off. He hit a landing on the sixth floor, where he died instantly, police said. No identification was found on his body.
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that had to hurt he must have turned into instant mush
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Thank God he didn't hit a passerby walking on the street. Jeesh, what a way to go
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I don't understand jumpers and train track suiciders.
Every week down here you read about someone laying down on the train tracks waiting to get run over by one of the high speed Amtrak trains. Thats so gruesome. I guess they're just fucked up in the head. ![]()
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who's job is it to clean up the mess?
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It was a member of Al-Queda he was a suicide Bomber but couldn't buy the bombs so he decided that allah wanted him to be the bomb...
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Clean up on isle 6 please..
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If your gonna kill yourself best way is to sit in your car with the engine on, and the garage closed!
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In Tushy Land
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ouch
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He must have seen that new Brigette Jones movie
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Thats so easy
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aka K-Man
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sounds like a smashing time!
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Would be funny if he did survive
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wtf ?
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the pigeons take care of that
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I am a meat popsicle.
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That happens more often than one would think.
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That did happen many years ago! a guy jumped and the winds blew him back though a window on a lower floor! he survived! This was like 20-25 years ago, but I remember the story! |
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not a good way to go
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that's crazy....
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I bet it was a great adrenaline rush before the landing.
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I need a beer
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I can fly....he was probably high on drugs
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hope he had fun while flying at least.
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One of my good friends dad passed away by stepping in front of an amtrak. RIP.
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BACON BACON BACON
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at a highschool graduation party some drunk bum got hit by a train...guys were out grabbing arms and legs and piling them together until the poilce came...gross
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must suck to die that way. i saw a guy that jump from the 56th floor in midtown once it wasnt a pretty site.
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Yeah he gets up, dusts himself off all monty python'ish like and says to the gathering crowd "I feel fine, think I'll go for a walk" |
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