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mardigras · 11-26-2004, 09:07 AM

Fox News is referring to it as Martha's "spice rack"

Illicit · 11-26-2004, 09:09 AM

Martha Stewart is becoming quite the jailbird gourmet and whips up dishes with illicit ingredients she smuggles back to her cell by stuffing them down her bra, according to a newspaper report Friday.

fris · 11-26-2004, 09:09 AM

damn girl :p

TheLegacy · 11-26-2004, 09:11 AM

Mefo · 11-26-2004, 09:12 AM

loverboy · 11-26-2004, 09:21 AM

she should suffer, show no mercy

xclusive · 11-26-2004, 09:34 AM

Bring her in front of the firing squad she is smuggling WMD for al-Queda...

MissMiranda · 11-26-2004, 09:38 AM

Hum, weapons of mass delishesness?

JFK · 11-26-2004, 09:39 AM

Brown Sugar ?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Strife · 11-26-2004, 11:26 AM

"They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

Fap · 11-26-2004, 11:30 AM

Phoenix · 11-26-2004, 11:35 AM

damn she should have just paid the fee.

on the other hand..i cant wait to see what she does out of prison.

Moving her factory and all of her employees out of the US would be my first move.

Diesel006 · 11-26-2004, 11:42 AM

Too funny, i say give her the death sentance

Babagirls · 11-26-2004, 11:57 AM

foxylady · 11-26-2004, 12:03 PM

too bad for her

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-26-2004, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
damn she should have just paid the fee.

on the other hand..i cant wait to see what she does out of prison.

Moving her factory and all of her employees out of the US would be my first move.

I would bet that will be her first move.

Doctor Dre · 11-26-2004, 12:08 PM

Thoses are very interesting news. I'm laughing my ass off

axelcat · 11-26-2004, 01:09 PM

Webby · 11-26-2004, 02:11 PM

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They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

Of course Martha is "nice"!!

... at least with her public face. She not call the prison staff whoring sluts enough times? :-)

Revenge can be sweet - I suspect she is taking her time on that and waiting to have freedom first:-)

sickkittens · 11-26-2004, 02:15 PM

Please tell me that this is a joke.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-26-2004, 02:19 PM

What im looking forward to is when she finally gets out and she goes back to her show, and has a guest on cooking up a dish with her, and they reach for something she is mixing and she shanks them. oh.....good times.

Fizzgig · 11-26-2004, 02:26 PM

OMFG, she stole KETCHUP!

sheeeeeeeeeesh

Doctor Dre · 11-26-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Please tell me that this is a joke.

that,s definitly the funniest news story posted arround for a while

blackmonsters · 11-26-2004, 02:47 PM

She was rail-roaded.

The only reason she's in jail is because she's rich(ironic reversal of the norm).
Insider trading charges were unfounded so she was prosecuted for "lying" to investigators.

Fuck, everybody could be convicted of that. Ya know, they question the suspect and the suspect says "I didn't do it".
Is that not the most repeated lie in court?

BTW: It is totaly legal for investigators to lie to you!!

emmanuelle · 11-26-2004, 05:50 PM

I think that instead of wasting taxpayer money to make an example of her and lock her up; she should have been sentenced to a year of living and working in a homeless shelter. Let the truly downtrodden benefit from her talents-

wes · 11-26-2004, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by emmanuelle
I think that instead of wasting taxpayer money to make an example of her and lock her up; she should have been sentenced to a year of living and working in a homeless shelter. Let the truly downtrodden benefit from her talents-

not bad.

pornguy · 11-26-2004, 05:57 PM

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BTW: It is totaly legal for investigators to lie to you!!

Totaly? No, but they can get away with it far easier.

mardigras · 11-26-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by emmanuelle
I think that instead of wasting taxpayer money to make an example of her and lock her up; she should have been sentenced to a year of living and working in a homeless shelter. Let the truly downtrodden benefit from her talents-

I agree. There could have been many ways that Martha could pay that could have been a worthwhile "repay".

BIGTYMER · 11-26-2004, 06:05 PM

Thats cause jail food sucks.

mardigras · 11-26-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Kingpins
Thats cause jail food sucks.

Some jailbird will make $$$ telling her story how she ate from Martha Stewart's bosom

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