:Graucho

morning... 11am here, just got up :thumbsup

how's everyone?

Very well here ... sales have been sucking major elephant cocks thought

I'm bored

i got something you might be interested in... can i speak to you on icq?

:glugglug

I have nothing better to do than post in this thred.

:sleep

Go ahead then :P

:Hollering

I can insted of him...

fucking

boots

today I was in one pub....

where was a lot of geeks....

not like this good guys here.....

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."

damit!

A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor's office. When the doctor asked her what's wrong the frog says, ?I got something stuck to my ass!?

and of coures doctor cleaned her ass with his monster dick..... :(

Word :) whoring going on now

How you doing ? gonna hit 1k post today ?

:Graucho

wanna hear a funny joke?

Go ahead

I'm fine thanks.....

Unfortunaly, today I can not do it.... need to go.... maybe tomorrow :Graucho

I want 1k, you know it.... :-)

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas

1. Did you get any under the tree? 2. I think your balls are hanging too low. 3. Check out Rudolph's honker! 4. Santa's sack is really bulging. 5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff. 6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. 8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 9. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

bunch of cowboys gather around this one indian and capture him... they burry him up to his neck and say "we're gonna pour honey all over you and have ants eat you alive, and kill you"

the indian says "can i talk to my horse for a sec?" the cowboys allow it... they bring the horse close to him, the indian whispers something into the horse's ear, and horse takes off running as fast he could..

just when the cowboys are about to kill the indian, the horse comes back with this beautiful naked blonde sitting on the saddle..

the cowboys take her in and each have a go at her, then return to the indian and say "now we're gonna pour honey all over you and have ants eat you alive, and kill you"

the indian says "can i talk to my horse for a sec?" the cowboys allow it... they bring the horse close to him, the indian whispers something into the horse's ear, and horse takes off running as fast he could..

just when the cowboys are about to kill the indian, the horse comes back with this beautiful naked brunette sitting on the saddle..

again, the cowboys take her in and each have a go at her, then return to the indian and say "now we're gonna pour honey all over you and have ants eat you alive, and kill you"

finally the indian looks at the horse pissed and yells "Posse!!.. go get POSSE!"

Aren't the donations closed already??

WTF is Posse??

:)

:banana

too many posts to go thru to see if it's over
so i'll just add another post to get closer to another 250

It's far from over

Merry christmas:glugglug

You're early

164 to go :thumbsup

You can post every 15 seconds, If I do it myself i'll take 41 minutes :helpme :helpme

163 :glugglug

162 :warning

161 :banana :banana :banana

160... 159 to go

159 :thumbsup

158

Nobody want to play? :sadcrying

157...

:moon

156 :2 cents:

155 :rainfro

:glugglug

153

HELP

:batman

yay :glugglug Bring it on :Graucho