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baddog · 11-28-2004, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
Well, there's half a bottle of Captain Morgan's...

I have almost a full bottle of the Capt in my pantry

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:47 AM

Whoo, that's a lot of posts. We going for 10k or what?

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I have almost a full bottle of the Capt in my pantry

Want to get drunk with me? *bats eyelashes*

baddog · 11-28-2004, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
Whoo, that's a lot of posts. We going for 10k or what?

knock yourself out

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:49 AM

*knocks herself out*

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:50 AM

hey I think I've got a picture of me around here somewhere...

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:52 AM

Ah, here it is! I'm wearing the red mask.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:53 AM

That's a Dragon spear I'm holding. It's a pretty rare item...

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:53 AM

Hubby's wearing gold-trimmed green armor.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 01:54 AM

I think I'll go post in some other threads for a while ... it's kind of quiet in here.

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 02:00 AM

on my way out the door now... preparing the hanger-drop before i go too...

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 02:00 AM

dont be a pussy.... keep the faith!

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:13 AM

so sleepy...

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:15 AM

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:16 AM

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:16 AM

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:16 AM

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:16 AM

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:17 AM

There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:17 AM

There once was a Senator from Mass
who was searchin around for a Lass;
He lucked out and found it;
He fucked up and drowned it.
And That was the end of HIS ass!

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:17 AM

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:18 AM

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:19 AM

There once was a Bishop of Treet
Who decided to be indiscreet,
But after one round
To his horror he found
You repeat, and repeat, and repeat.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:20 AM

There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass!

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:20 AM

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:20 AM

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:21 AM

A nudist girl wearing three raisins
A masquerade prize was her goal.
The judges said, "Lookie,
From the front she's a cookie,
From the rear she's a Parker house Roll."

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:21 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!"

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:21 AM

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:22 AM

there once was a couple named Kelly
who walked around belly to belly
because in their haste they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:26 AM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

I didn't make it. I'm passing out. :o(

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:27 AM

Too tired...

Fizzgig · 11-28-2004, 02:27 AM

But just one more wouldn't hurt...

johnnyhey · 11-28-2004, 03:00 AM

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:32 AM

im back, rejoice

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:33 AM

im here to felch more lithium...

you ppl do know what felching is dont ya?

AudreyLive · 11-28-2004, 03:33 AM

And one more post for Sarah

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:34 AM

im hunting wabbits

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:43 AM

i licked 2 tranny sets of balls this week, how many have you lict?

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:44 AM

i made ~1,000 men have longer, better erections this week, u?

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:45 AM

did you know that viagra still outsells cialis, although cialis is like 50x more effective without any side effects?

branding goes a long way...

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:45 AM

its cool watching sky skrapers get build while you're working , feels like watching a real life Erector Set staged just for my entertainment...

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:46 AM

i imagine all of the honchos down their stressing out on how to make the scraper built properly ... and meanwhile i sit here in my boxers with no stress at all, doing my thang...

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:47 AM

i just got back from the gym, im dehydrated, but im too lazy to get up to go to the fridge to get water... is that sad?

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:48 AM

is it gay that i was devasted when i saw someone wearing the same exact shirt as me in the gym? i started sweating profusely i was so stressed....

yet my business doesnt ever stress me... only shit like this...

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:48 AM

i really should go get some water now...

but

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:49 AM

fuck i type so fast my hands are going numb from writing all this shit

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:49 AM

its sad really

kmanrox · 11-28-2004, 03:49 AM

maybe i should jerk off more...

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11-28-2004, 01:52 AM	#1608
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11-28-2004, 01:53 AM	#1610
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11-28-2004, 01:54 AM	#1611
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11-28-2004, 02:13 AM	#1614
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	so sleepy... __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:15 AM	#1615
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much trouble That he kept it double And instead of coming he went. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:16 AM	#1616
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:16 AM	#1617
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There was a lady who triplets begat Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:16 AM	#1618
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a girl named Madonna To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?" Warren Beatty said no, called her a "HO" Now she cries and smokes marijuana. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:16 AM	#1619
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a man named McGill, Whose acts grew exceedingly ill, He insisted on habits, involving white rabbits, and a bird with a flexible bill. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:17 AM	#1620
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out and he lost 'em. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:17 AM	#1621
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a Senator from Mass who was searchin around for a Lass; He lucked out and found it; He fucked up and drowned it. And That was the end of HIS ass! __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:17 AM	#1622
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty Who lifted her nightie. T'was Roger the Lodger by god! __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:18 AM	#1623
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a man from Bel Air, Who was doing his girl on the stair. When the banister broke, He doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:19 AM	#1624
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a Bishop of Treet Who decided to be indiscreet, But after one round To his horror he found You repeat, and repeat, and repeat. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:20 AM	#1625
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a man from Madrass Who's balls were constructed of brass When jangled together They played stormy weather And lightening shot out of his ass! __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:20 AM	#1626
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a pirate (the story relates) who liked to go dancing on roller skates. He fell on his cutlass which rendered him nutless and virtually useless on dates. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:20 AM	#1627
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:21 AM	#1628
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	A nudist girl wearing three raisins A masquerade prize was her goal. The judges said, "Lookie, From the front she's a cookie, From the rear she's a Parker house Roll." __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:21 AM	#1629
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!" __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:21 AM	#1630
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	The once was a young girl from Norway Who hung by her feet from the doorway; Which worked out quite well, 'Cause when you rang her bell, It actually turned out to be foreplay! __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:22 AM	#1631
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	there once was a couple named Kelly who walked around belly to belly because in their haste they used library paste instead of petroleum jelly __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

11-28-2004, 02:26 AM	#1632
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... I didn't make it. I'm passing out. :o( __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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