10 $ donation to sarah every 250 posts in this thread

[matrixxxlinks]

do i need to read al postings here ??

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by thePelican
ok. i made it to 450. so i will sit an talk for a bit.

Oki :P lol nice

[abyss_al]

Originally posted by abyss_al
anyone hear any good jokes lately?

anyone? anyone? bueller.... bueller.... ferris bueller.... anyone? anyone? anderson... aannderson...

[sickkittens]

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Ok what will you guys do

Clean up, do some house work and eat too many leftover desserts.

[thePelican]

i just got back form working out at the gym.
sitting here playing poker and reading this...

[baddog]

no flood control . . . I can see myself hitting 25k today

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by matrixxxlinks
do i need to read al postings here ??

Just read the last ones and reply

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by baddog
no flood control . . . I can see myself hitting 25k today

it's @ 15 seconds pretty good

[thePelican]

Originally posted by abyss_al
anyone? anyone? bueller.... bueller.... ferris bueller.... anyone? anyone? anderson... aannderson...

2 nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks!

[DeadFidel]

go Dre go

[baddog]

damn 15 second flood control, make that 23k

[Doctor Dre]

But 5k posts in a day ? If you are down, I'm down too . Let's do it

[Doctor Dre]

Ok ok ... 3k is still good :P

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by thePelican
2 nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks!

boooooooooring

[abyss_al]

Originally posted by thePelican
2 nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks!

a horse walks into a bar... bartender says 'why the long face?'

[wes]

good stuff Dre.

[Doctor Dre]

Looks like somebody bumped all whoring threads posted lately

[pussyluver]

Way to go Dre

[wes]

5k posts in a day is crazy

[baddog]

just to show I could

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by wes
5k posts in a day is crazy

Not like it will happen

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by baddog
just to show I could

Let's do it ... I'l hit the big 30k :P lol

[Rob]

I wonder how long it will be until we can get to $500?

[Fatalspeed]

[abyss_al]

2 snakes are in the hills getting reallllly stoned.. they smoke and smoke and smoke..... get really high, coming back down one turns to the other and says: 'aye, are we poisonous snakes?' the other replies: 'why you ask?' the first snake goes 'i just bit my tongue'

[thePelican]

25 AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES


1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher,
have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them?

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I wonder how long it will be until we can get to $500?

Dunno ... time will tell . As long as there is no postobt I don't mind . I'l see when I'l end up that thread but hopefully that will be 100 $ +

[Doctor Dre]

Jokes.com owns :0

[thePelican]

Originally posted by abyss_al
2 snakes are in the hills getting reallllly stoned.. they smoke and smoke and smoke..... get really high, coming back down one turns to the other and says: 'aye, are we poisonous snakes?' the other replies: 'why you ask?' the first snake goes 'i just bit my tongue'

I LOVE THIS ONE!!

[Doctor Dre]

I'ma be whoring this thread till like 2-3 am today . let's get it going on hard :P

[abyss_al]

<--- temporary whore

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by abyss_al
2 snakes are in the hills getting reallllly stoned.. they smoke and smoke and smoke..... get really high, coming back down one turns to the other and says: 'aye, are we poisonous snakes?' the other replies: 'why you ask?' the first snake goes 'i just bit my tongue'

Oh shit . Never heard that one

[thePelican]

this one is funny too!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by abyss_al
<--- temporary whore

You whore for kodak flash ?

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by thePelican
this one is funny too!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

Old but good :P

[abyss_al]

[pussyluver]

one more of Sarah.

How about repeats of owned pics?

[European Lee]

To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..

You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.

If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.

Regards,

Lee

[abyss_al]

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
You whore for kodak flash ?

i've shot with that camera before

[Manowar]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I wonder how long it will be until we can get to $500?

if we all band together lets do it by the end of the weekend

[Rob]

This might get a little crazy, Dre.

[pussyluver]

Looking for a couple of trades than can do between 1K-2K per day for my TGP. Hit me on ICQ.

Clean , no bullshit, no exits.

[SpeakEasy]

Bump For Sarah

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by pussyluver
one more of Sarah.

How about repeats of owned pics?

Let's talk ... let's do copy past later . Don't ruin the thread yet :p

[Manowar]

Originally posted by European Lee
To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..

You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.

If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.

Regards,

Lee

Huh ?

[abyss_al]

Originally posted by European Lee
To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..

You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.

If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.

Regards,

Lee

[pussyluver]

Between this and the contests, GFY post count should head north for sure.

[Rob]

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by Manowar
if we all band together lets do it by the end of the weekend

:P That's possible

If I see it pickups and everything I might find a sponsor that will add a bonus somehwere in :P

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
This might get a little crazy, Dre.

At least it's to help somebody