do i need to read al postings here ??
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do i need to read al postings here ??
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Oki :P lol niceOriginally posted by thePelican
ok. i made it to 450. so i will sit an talk for a bit.Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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anyone? anyone? bueller.... bueller.... ferris bueller.... anyone? anyone? anderson... aannderson...Originally posted by abyss_al
anyone hear any good jokes lately?
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Clean up, do some house work and eat too many leftover desserts.Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Ok what will you guys do
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543Comment
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i just got back form working out at the gym.
sitting here playing poker and reading this...
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no flood control . . . I can see myself hitting 25k todayComment
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Just read the last ones and replyOriginally posted by matrixxxlinks
do i need to read al postings here ??
Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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it's @ 15 secondsOriginally posted by baddog
no flood control . . . I can see myself hitting 25k today
pretty good
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2 nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks!Originally posted by abyss_al
anyone? anyone? bueller.... bueller.... ferris bueller.... anyone? anyone? anderson... aannderson...
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go Dre goComment
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damn 15 second flood control, make that 23kComment
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But 5k posts in a day ? If you are down, I'm down too . Let's do itOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Ok ok ... 3k is still good :POriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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boooooooooringOriginally posted by thePelican
2 nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks!Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Originally posted by thePelican
2 nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks!
a horse walks into a bar... bartender says 'why the long face?'
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Looks like somebody bumped all whoring threads posted latelyOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Way to go Dre
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just to show I could
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Not like it will happenOriginally posted by wes
5k posts in a day is crazyOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Let's do it ... I'l hit the big 30k :P lolOriginally posted by baddog
just to show I could
Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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I wonder how long it will be until we can get to $500?
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Faber est quisque fortunae suaeComment
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2 snakes are in the hills getting reallllly stoned.. they smoke and smoke and smoke..... get really high, coming back down one turns to the other and says: 'aye, are we poisonous snakes?' the other replies: 'why you ask?' the first snake goes 'i just bit my tongue'
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25 AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher,
have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them? Comment
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Dunno ... time will tell . As long as there is no postobt I don't mind . I'l see when I'l end up that thread but hopefully that will be 100 $ +Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I wonder how long it will be until we can get to $500?
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Jokes.com owns :0Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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I LOVE THIS ONE!!Originally posted by abyss_al
2 snakes are in the hills getting reallllly stoned.. they smoke and smoke and smoke..... get really high, coming back down one turns to the other and says: 'aye, are we poisonous snakes?' the other replies: 'why you ask?' the first snake goes 'i just bit my tongue'
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I'ma be whoring this thread till like 2-3 am today . let's get it going on hard :POriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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<--- temporary whoreEMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALxComment
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Originally posted by abyss_al
2 snakes are in the hills getting reallllly stoned.. they smoke and smoke and smoke..... get really high, coming back down one turns to the other and says: 'aye, are we poisonous snakes?' the other replies: 'why you ask?' the first snake goes 'i just bit my tongue'
Oh shit . Never heard that oneOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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this one is funny too!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist." Comment
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You whore for kodak flash ?Originally posted by abyss_al
<--- temporary whoreOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Originally posted by thePelican
this one is funny too!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
Old but good :POriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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one more of Sarah.
How about repeats of owned pics?Comment
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To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..
You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.
If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.
Regards,
LeeComment
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i've shot with that camera beforeOriginally posted by Doctor Dre
You whore for kodak flash ?
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if we all band together lets do it by the end of the weekendOriginally posted by HighOnAcid
I wonder how long it will be until we can get to $500?
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This might get a little crazy, Dre.
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Looking for a couple of trades than can do between 1K-2K per day for my TGP. Hit me on ICQ.
Clean , no bullshit, no exits.Comment
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Let's talk ... let's do copy past later . Don't ruin the thread yet :pOriginally posted by pussyluver
one more of Sarah.
How about repeats of owned pics?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Huh ?Originally posted by European Lee
To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..
You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.
If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.
Regards,
LeeComment
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Originally posted by European Lee
To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..
You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.
If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.
Regards,
Lee
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Between this and the contests, GFY post count should head north for sure.Comment
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:P That's possibleOriginally posted by Manowar
if we all band together lets do it by the end of the weekend
If I see it pickups and everything I might find a sponsor that will add a bonus somehwere in :POriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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At least it's to help somebodyOriginally posted by HighOnAcid
This might get a little crazy, Dre.
Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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