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EROTEEK · 11-25-2004, 12:38 AM

I just had to translate this and post it here, since i am not a native english speaker, please forgive if there are any typos...

An englishman, a french, a chinese and a romanian are debating over Adam and Eve's nationality.
The englishman: "I am sure they were brits, only a genuine gentleman can offer half of his only apple to his lady.."
The french: "obviously they were french, only a french woman would give herself for half an apple..."
The chinese: "definitly chinese... the only way they could populate the entire earth in such a short time..."
The romanian(that's my nationality...): "You are all wrong... they only could be Romanians... they were sitting with the bare asses on the rocks,they only had an apple and they had to share it , and still, they believed they are in Heaven..."

bizmak · 11-25-2004, 04:14 AM

Lacoste · 11-25-2004, 04:18 AM

This is an excellent joke. High on philosophy.

$5 submissions · 11-25-2004, 04:19 AM

11-25-2004, 12:38 AM	#1
EROTEEK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Transylvania...no kidding Posts: 419	Sad joke of the day I just had to translate this and post it here, since i am not a native english speaker, please forgive if there are any typos... An englishman, a french, a chinese and a romanian are debating over Adam and Eve's nationality. The englishman: "I am sure they were brits, only a genuine gentleman can offer half of his only apple to his lady.." The french: "obviously they were french, only a french woman would give herself for half an apple..." The chinese: "definitly chinese... the only way they could populate the entire earth in such a short time..." The romanian(that's my nationality...): "You are all wrong... they only could be Romanians... they were sitting with the bare asses on the rocks,they only had an apple and they had to share it , and still, they believed they are in Heaven..." __________________ EROTEEK STUDIOS Yahoo: Eroteek_Studios ICQ: 346685131 CUSTOM AND EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

11-25-2004, 04:14 AM	#2
bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	LOL

11-25-2004, 04:18 AM	#3
Lacoste Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 161	This is an excellent joke. High on philosophy. __________________ Lacoste

11-25-2004, 04:19 AM	#4
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