Sad joke of the day
 

I just had to translate this and post it here, since i am not a native english speaker, please forgive if there are any typos...

An englishman, a french, a chinese and a romanian are debating over Adam and Eve's nationality.
The englishman: "I am sure they were brits, only a genuine gentleman can offer half of his only apple to his lady.."
The french: "obviously they were french, only a french woman would give herself for half an apple..."
The chinese: "definitly chinese... the only way they could populate the entire earth in such a short time..."
The romanian(that's my nationality...): "You are all wrong... they only could be Romanians... they were sitting with the bare asses on the rocks,they only had an apple and they had to share it , and still, they believed they are in Heaven..."

LOL

This is an excellent joke. High on philosophy. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :thumbsup