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09-17-2001, 11:23 PM
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Rude Bitch
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FREE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am offering a FREE ASS AD!!
What do ya gotta do for it? Ok, so maybe it ain't free....... huh? I need a catch phrase, like for example: Library of Thumbs = The World Famous Girlie's = Just Watch Me Ok...... YOUR mission if you choose to fucking accept it, is....... Rude Bitch = ? Impress me motherfuckers and you just might win your very own FREE ass ad....... handwritten and genuine!! No get your asses busy dammit!! NOW!!!!!! Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-17-2001, 11:56 PM
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Rude Bitch
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So far so good..... I KNOW there should be some coming, no one can come up with catch phrases like these people.
and tit...... what in the hell do YOU want with one of MY ass ads? rotfl ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-18-2001, 12:03 AM
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oh sweety, i do it for love. but you can send the ass ad to 12clicks with love from me
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09-18-2001, 12:26 AM
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Fuck You, come again!
Shut up and click! Fuck you very much! More than you deserve! or More Free than you deserve! |
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09-18-2001, 01:08 AM
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Rude Bitch: Cuz Screwed Bitch was already taken
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09-18-2001, 01:15 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Rude Bitch- shut up and take it!
Rude Bitch- wanted in 23 states [This message has been edited by kane (edited 09-18-2001).] |
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09-18-2001, 01:57 AM
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Snow's Parole Officer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's
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Rude Bitch: Use it...Or Loose It!
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09-18-2001, 05:20 AM
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Rude Bitch
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Cool....... lmao... I knew I came to the right place for this one.
More, none have hit my softspot yet. LOL Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-18-2001, 05:57 AM
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Rude Bitch: Because I'm not nice.
Rude Bitch: Breaking men's spirits since 19XX (insert your own date here) Rude Bitch: Don't make me come through this monitor! Rude Bitch: Go ahead, make my day! Rude Bitch: More pain than pleasure. Rude Bitch: Get ready for a bitchslap! |
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09-18-2001, 06:35 AM
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Porn with Attitude!
RD |
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09-18-2001, 06:45 AM
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Rude Bitch = Go Fuck Yourself
 Rude Bitch = Fuck You Rude Bitch = Get a Clue Rude Bitch = Fuck Off Pretty Lame but hey if I win What do i get if i win? |
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09-18-2001, 06:48 AM
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Rude Bitch = Sexy Bitch
Rude Bitch = Nasty Bitch Rude Bitch = Best Bitch Rude Bitch = Top Bitch Rude Bitch = Hot Bitch Rude Bitch = KINKY AND MY FAVORITE Rude Bitch = RUDE BITCH (see how it is all in caps i think it adds some authority) |
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09-18-2001, 06:51 AM
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Rude Bitch...Want Some?
Rude Bitch...Dont Play Me! Rude Bitch...Why I Otta... |
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09-18-2001, 07:01 AM
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rude bitch = the rudest
rude bitch = bitch rude bitch = kathy lee gifford rude bitch = number fucking one |
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09-18-2001, 07:06 AM
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I just had to give it a try.
Rude Bitch "Where dicks get punished!" Rude Bitch "Sincerely yours, dickhead!" Rude Bitch "Your breath stinks!" Rude Bitch "Just try it!" Rude Bitch "I put my spell on you" Rude Bitch "Want me to be your bitch? then fuck off or I beat you like a redheaded stepchild!" ps. Don't ask me I don't know where I come from ;-) |
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09-18-2001, 07:28 AM
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Here's a few for what it's worth:
1) You don't miss with the Rude Bitch! 2) Rude Bitch = One night of fucking will leave you sore for life 3) Rude Bitch = There isn't time to say I'm sorry 4) Rude Bitch = Your ass belongs to me 5) Rude Bitch = On your knees punk 6) Rude Bitch = No wicked witch here 7) Rude Bitch = Be afraid 8) Rude Bitch = Your cock or your life 9) Rude Bitch = Screw love just fuck me 10) Rude Bitch = Queen of attitudes 11) Rude Bitch = Bend over so I can bitch slap you 12) Rude Bitch = First one with all the sextoys wins ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica |
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09-18-2001, 07:35 AM
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Here goes, I had to add a couple
Rude Bitch - Grab your ankles and cough Rude Bitch - Thats not by belly button Rude Bitch - I put the itch in bitch The last one Im not sure would fly so well |
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09-18-2001, 08:49 AM
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Rude Bitch
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woohoo....... boy I see some sweet ones here so far...... is this it?
------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-18-2001, 08:58 AM
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Looks to be it
 NOW ANNOUNCE THE WINNER me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me |
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09-18-2001, 09:06 AM
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Rude Bitch
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mailman........... please please please don't make me go all Rude on you........... we gots to give some others a chance... how often do they get ASKED to be mean? LMAO
------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-18-2001, 09:08 AM
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BITCH
j/k |
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09-18-2001, 09:14 AM
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Looking California
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Rude Bitch = My Ass, Your Face
------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page Python Dollar Machine Naughty Mail Pay by click Awesome Content  The Statistician |
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09-18-2001, 09:18 AM
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Ok Tam ... let me play the part of the ignorant one ... WTF is an ass ad ?!?
(I hope it's not you sitting on your scanner ...) ------------------  We're Comin' To Get Ya !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub lemon jelly on my nipples [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-18-2001).] |
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09-18-2001, 09:50 AM
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Snow's Parole Officer
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Rude Bitch:No Pain.....No Gain!
Rude Bitch:If you can read this....Your within whipping distance Rude Bitch:Shut-Up and take it like a Man! Rude Bitch:Is that a Pen in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me?? |
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09-18-2001, 09:53 AM
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Rude Bitch = #1 Ball Buster
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09-18-2001, 10:24 AM
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March 1st, 2003
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Rude Bitch - This ain't your mama's porno house.
Rude Bitch - Where mean equals green. Rude Bitch - I make real men eat quiche Rude Bitch - Smell my finger dammit! That's all I can think of for now...I'll try more later eros |
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09-18-2001, 10:42 AM
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Rude Bitch
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rotfl
Hungry...... ummm..... that is an add I make on my ass with whatever you want it to say. I have had people wanting them since I did the first ones for Humbolt and Lightning Free a long damn time ago and it just kinda caught on...... and I am sooo not creative when it comes to slogans, so I thought maybe I could get one by offering this ass ad...... and from the looks of things, I am gonna have a tough fucking decision.. there are some damn good lines here so far. LOL Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-18-2001, 10:46 AM
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Snow's Parole Officer
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when will the decision be made?
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09-18-2001, 10:47 AM
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Yes I'm a RUDE BITCH ... you jealous ?!?
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09-18-2001, 10:51 AM
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Rude Bitch = Raunchy United Dames Enjoying Basic Intercourse Causing Heatwaves
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09-18-2001, 10:55 AM
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That's "Mrs." Rude Bitch to you !!!
 RUDE BITCH THIS, MOTHERF@%#KER !!!  (Tam naked ... holding an AK-47, and strategically wearing machine gun ammo belts to cover her nips, while kissing her extended middle finger) [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-18-2001).] |
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09-18-2001, 01:56 PM
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Rude Bitch
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Is this it?
Last call. lol ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-18-2001, 02:04 PM
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1) Rude Bitch = My name ain't Matt
2) Rude Bitch = I've got your balls in my hands 3) Rude Bitch = Champion of Online Catfights 4) Rude Bitch = Bow down infront of your goddess 5) Rude Bitch = Lick my ass, worm 6) Rude Bitch = That's Queen Tam to you |
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09-18-2001, 02:08 PM
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true evil never felt so good.
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09-18-2001, 02:22 PM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Personally I say you just use the ass ad you made for me instead of a slogan
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09-18-2001, 02:31 PM
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Last ones, I promise:
1) Rude Bitch = Kiss my ass NOW! 2) Rude Bitch = Dominant women rule! 3) Rude Bitch = Not biting your head off today just ruines my schedule 4) Rude Bitch = My first up your ass sideways 5) Rude Bitch = PMS is always on 6) Rude Bitch = Being around you made me that way 7) Rude Bitch = First rule: Don't piss me off 8) Rude Bitch = Second rule: See first rule 9) Rude Bitch = Mean hearted women rule! 10) Rude Bitch = I don't have nails - I have claws! 11) Rude Bitch = Want me to scratch your itch? 12) Rude Bitch = Whipping you into shape |
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09-18-2001, 05:46 PM
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Rude Bitch: Because I'm Not a Bastard
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09-18-2001, 05:49 PM
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Rude Bitch...Slogan Free and Proud of it since 1998
Rude Bitch...I got ya Govenment Cheese...RIGHT HERE! Rude Bitch...I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. [This message has been edited by Squishy (edited 09-18-2001).] |
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09-18-2001, 05:52 PM
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Rude Bitch = A Tour through the Furious World Of the Hot Bitch!
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09-18-2001, 06:12 PM
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Rude Bitch - You touch it you bought it
Rude Bitch - Just add dick Rude Bitch - Fuck you, pay me! eehhhh... I'm out ------------------ David Lace - Exceptional content that will have you swimming in profits HahSex Webmasters Page - A little free traffic never hurt anyone Email: [email protected] or ICQ: 114980274  <font color="#505050">[This message has been edited by ldinternet (edited 09-19-2001).] |
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09-18-2001, 06:14 PM
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Here's a couple for you babe.
Rude Bitch Because deep down you love it this way Rude Bitch Don't try my patience, dickbreath(or insert your favorite expletive) |
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09-19-2001, 03:00 AM
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Rudebitch where bitchcraft is an art!
Wolfshade ------------------ Wolfshade's Moneymakers Get paid per minute at Dialerclopedia, per run at Nodialercash, or be a sponsor yourself!!! It's the choice of an Adult generation! ICQ#49873955 [email protected] |
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09-19-2001, 09:28 AM
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Rude Bitch
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Ok........ I have some major catching up to do here. Was down all damn day........ but I will announce this winner sometime tonight. It's going to be tough as shit because I see some killers here........... but I will narrow it down by the end of today.
Thanks so much for the help. If anyone else has any to add, then you better damn well do it today. LOL Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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09-19-2001, 09:31 AM
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Rude Bitch = No Rice For You
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09-19-2001, 10:55 AM
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Rude Bitch, if I aint bitchin, I aint breathin.
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09-19-2001, 04:14 PM
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09-19-2001, 04:43 PM
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Rude Bitch : More dirty sluts than welfare Wednesday
------------------ $$ DIRTY GOLD $$ Revenue Program JackThumbsTGP - - - VideoKAT-ViDeOpOsT - Post Gallieries - - - - - - - Trade Traffic - |
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09-19-2001, 09:31 PM
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Rude Bitch TGP - Get Bitch Slapped Daily!
Rude Bitch - So Good It Hurts! RD |
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