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Tam 09-17-2001 11:23 PM

FREE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I am offering a FREE ASS AD!!

What do ya gotta do for it? Ok, so maybe it ain't free....... huh?

I need a catch phrase, like for example:
Library of Thumbs = The World Famous
Girlie's = Just Watch Me

Ok...... YOUR mission if you choose to fucking accept it, is.......

Rude Bitch = ?

Impress me motherfuckers and you just might win your very own FREE ass ad....... handwritten and genuine!!

No get your asses busy dammit!! NOW!!!!!!

Tam

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titmowse 09-17-2001 11:44 PM

Rude Bitch: Get rude or get screwed.

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Tam 09-17-2001 11:56 PM

So far so good..... I KNOW there should be some coming, no one can come up with catch phrases like these people.

and tit...... what in the hell do YOU want with one of MY ass ads?
rotfl

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titmowse 09-18-2001 12:03 AM

oh sweety, i do it for love. but you can send the ass ad to 12clicks with love from me

tit

tenletters 09-18-2001 12:26 AM

Fuck You, come again!

Shut up and click!

Fuck you very much!

More than you deserve! or More Free than you deserve!


titmowse 09-18-2001 12:33 AM

Rude Bitch: Bend over and let me show you how much I love you.

Rude Bitch: Wanna Make Me?

Rude Bitch: Don't fuck with me.

love


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AWC 09-18-2001 01:08 AM

Rude Bitch: Cuz Screwed Bitch was already taken

kane 09-18-2001 01:15 AM

Rude Bitch- shut up and take it!
Rude Bitch- wanted in 23 states

[This message has been edited by kane (edited 09-18-2001).]

FADE19 09-18-2001 01:57 AM

Rude Bitch: Use it...Or Loose It!

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Tam 09-18-2001 05:20 AM

Cool....... lmao... I knew I came to the right place for this one.

More, none have hit my softspot yet. LOL

Tam

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evildick 09-18-2001 05:57 AM

Rude Bitch: Because I'm not nice.

Rude Bitch: Breaking men's spirits since 19XX (insert your own date here)

Rude Bitch: Don't make me come through this monitor!

Rude Bitch: Go ahead, make my day!

Rude Bitch: More pain than pleasure.

Rude Bitch: Get ready for a bitchslap!

RockDaddy 09-18-2001 06:35 AM

Porn with Attitude!


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mailman 09-18-2001 06:45 AM

Rude Bitch = Go Fuck Yourself http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Rude Bitch = Fuck You

Rude Bitch = Get a Clue

Rude Bitch = Fuck Off


Pretty Lame but hey if I win http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


What do i get if i win?

mailman 09-18-2001 06:48 AM

Rude Bitch = Sexy Bitch
Rude Bitch = Nasty Bitch
Rude Bitch = Best Bitch
Rude Bitch = Top Bitch
Rude Bitch = Hot Bitch
Rude Bitch = KINKY

AND MY FAVORITE http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Rude Bitch = RUDE BITCH (see how it is all in caps http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif i think it adds some authority)

Sexplay 09-18-2001 06:51 AM

Rude Bitch...Want Some?
Rude Bitch...Dont Play Me!
Rude Bitch...Why I Otta...

mailman 09-18-2001 07:01 AM

rude bitch = the rudest

rude bitch = bitch

rude bitch = kathy lee gifford http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

rude bitch = number fucking one

TomWaits 09-18-2001 07:06 AM

I just had to give it a try.

Rude Bitch
"Where dicks get punished!"

Rude Bitch
"Sincerely yours, dickhead!"

Rude Bitch
"Your breath stinks!"

Rude Bitch
"Just try it!"

Rude Bitch
"I put my spell on you"

Rude Bitch
"Want me to be your bitch?
then fuck off or I beat you like a redheaded stepchild!"


ps.
Don't ask me I don't know where I come from ;-)

Jamdin 09-18-2001 07:28 AM

Here's a few for what it's worth:

1) You don't miss with the Rude Bitch!
2) Rude Bitch = One night of fucking will leave you sore for life
3) Rude Bitch = There isn't time to say I'm sorry
4) Rude Bitch = Your ass belongs to me
5) Rude Bitch = On your knees punk
6) Rude Bitch = No wicked witch here
7) Rude Bitch = Be afraid
8) Rude Bitch = Your cock or your life
9) Rude Bitch = Screw love just fuck me
10) Rude Bitch = Queen of attitudes
11) Rude Bitch = Bend over so I can bitch slap you
12) Rude Bitch = First one with all the sextoys wins

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Rivux 09-18-2001 07:35 AM

Here goes, I had to add a couple

Rude Bitch - Grab your ankles and cough
Rude Bitch - Thats not by belly button
Rude Bitch - I put the itch in bitch

The last one Im not sure would fly so well http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


Tam 09-18-2001 08:49 AM

woohoo....... boy I see some sweet ones here so far...... is this it?

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mailman 09-18-2001 08:58 AM

Looks to be it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif NOW ANNOUNCE THE WINNER http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

Tam 09-18-2001 09:06 AM

mailman........... please please please don't make me go all Rude on you........... we gots to give some others a chance... how often do they get ASKED to be mean? LMAO



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mailman 09-18-2001 09:08 AM

BITCH

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif j/k

ElvisManson 09-18-2001 09:14 AM

Rude Bitch = My Ass, Your Face

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 09-18-2001 09:18 AM

Ok Tam ... let me play the part of the ignorant one ... WTF is an ass ad ?!?

(I hope it's not you sitting on your scanner ...)

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-18-2001).]

FADE19 09-18-2001 09:50 AM

Rude Bitch:No Pain.....No Gain!

Rude Bitch:If you can read this....Your within whipping distance

Rude Bitch:Shut-Up and take it like a Man!

Rude Bitch:Is that a Pen in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me??

Hot Tropical Babes 09-18-2001 09:53 AM

Rude Bitch = #1 Ball Buster
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eroswebmaster 09-18-2001 10:24 AM

Rude Bitch - This ain't your mama's porno house.
Rude Bitch - Where mean equals green.
Rude Bitch - I make real men eat quiche
Rude Bitch - Smell my finger dammit!

That's all I can think of for now...I'll try more later http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

eros


Tam 09-18-2001 10:42 AM

rotfl

Hungry...... ummm..... that is an add I make on my ass with whatever you want it to say. I have had people wanting them since I did the first ones for Humbolt and Lightning Free a long damn time ago and it just kinda caught on...... and I am sooo not creative when it comes to slogans, so I thought maybe I could get one by offering this ass ad...... and from the looks of things, I am gonna have a tough fucking decision.. there are some damn good lines here so far. LOL

Tam

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FADE19 09-18-2001 10:46 AM

when will the decision be made?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 09-18-2001 10:47 AM

Yes I'm a RUDE BITCH ... you jealous ?!? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

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Jamdin 09-18-2001 10:51 AM

Rude Bitch = Raunchy United Dames Enjoying Basic Intercourse Causing Heatwaves http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 09-18-2001 10:55 AM

That's "Mrs." Rude Bitch to you !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

RUDE BITCH THIS, MOTHERF@%#KER !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/mad.gif
(Tam naked ... holding an AK-47, and strategically wearing machine gun ammo belts to cover her nips, while kissing her extended middle finger)



[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-18-2001).]

Tam 09-18-2001 01:56 PM

Is this it?

Last call. lol

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Jamdin 09-18-2001 02:04 PM

1) Rude Bitch = My name ain't Matt
2) Rude Bitch = I've got your balls in my hands
3) Rude Bitch = Champion of Online Catfights
4) Rude Bitch = Bow down infront of your goddess
5) Rude Bitch = Lick my ass, worm
6) Rude Bitch = That's Queen Tam to you

tenletters 09-18-2001 02:08 PM

true evil never felt so good.


Kimmykim 09-18-2001 02:22 PM

Personally I say you just use the ass ad you made for me instead of a slogan http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Jamdin 09-18-2001 02:31 PM

Last ones, I promise:
1) Rude Bitch = Kiss my ass NOW!
2) Rude Bitch = Dominant women rule!
3) Rude Bitch = Not biting your head off today just ruines my schedule
4) Rude Bitch = My first up your ass sideways
5) Rude Bitch = PMS is always on
6) Rude Bitch = Being around you made me that way
7) Rude Bitch = First rule: Don't piss me off
8) Rude Bitch = Second rule: See first rule
9) Rude Bitch = Mean hearted women rule!
10) Rude Bitch = I don't have nails - I have claws!
11) Rude Bitch = Want me to scratch your itch?
12) Rude Bitch = Whipping you into shape
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AWC 09-18-2001 05:46 PM

Rude Bitch: Because I'm Not a Bastard

Squishy 09-18-2001 05:49 PM

Rude Bitch...Slogan Free and Proud of it since 1998

Rude Bitch...I got ya Govenment Cheese...RIGHT HERE!

Rude Bitch...I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.



[This message has been edited by Squishy (edited 09-18-2001).]

ammo325 09-18-2001 05:52 PM

Rude Bitch = A Tour through the Furious World Of the Hot Bitch!

ldinternet 09-18-2001 06:12 PM

Rude Bitch - You touch it you bought it
Rude Bitch - Just add dick
Rude Bitch - Fuck you, pay me!

eehhhh... I'm out http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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Red 09-18-2001 06:14 PM

Here's a couple for you babe.

Rude Bitch
Because deep down you love it this way

Rude Bitch
Don't try my patience, dickbreath(or insert your favorite expletive)


wolfshade 09-19-2001 03:00 AM

Rudebitch where bitchcraft is an art!

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Tam 09-19-2001 09:28 AM

Ok........ I have some major catching up to do here. Was down all damn day........ but I will announce this winner sometime tonight. It's going to be tough as shit because I see some killers here........... but I will narrow it down by the end of today.

Thanks so much for the help. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

If anyone else has any to add, then you better damn well do it today. LOL

Tam

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Rice_Master 09-19-2001 09:31 AM

Rude Bitch = No Rice For You

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Angel11 09-19-2001 10:55 AM

Rude Bitch, if I aint bitchin, I aint breathin.

shunga 09-19-2001 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam:
Was down all damn day........
Rude Bitch - Down All Day http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

Rip 09-19-2001 04:43 PM

Rude Bitch : More dirty sluts than welfare Wednesday

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Rude Bitch - So Good It Hurts!

RD




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