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Lucy · 11-23-2004, 01:44 PM

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Another one:

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstrecian's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you....."
"I know, I know", the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all."Brenda confessed, "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

and last one:

A guy and a girl are under a tree making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."
"Why is that?" He asks." Because you've been eating grass for the last fifteen minutes, " she replies.

enjoy

BastarD · 11-23-2004, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

heheh

Lucy · 11-23-2004, 02:04 PM

and one more

Irritared Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
Hubby: It's not my fault, I ran out of money.

foxylady · 11-23-2004, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy
and last one:

A guy and a girl are under a tree making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."
"Why is that?" He asks." Because you've been eating grass for the last fifteen minutes, " she replies.

enjoy

very funny

Basic_man · 11-23-2004, 02:32 PM

They are all funny

axelcat · 11-23-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy
and one more

Irritared Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
Hubby: It's not my fault, I ran out of money.

11-23-2004, 01:44 PM	#1
Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	Few jokes for better day A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." Another one: Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstrecian's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you....." "I know, I know", the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all."Brenda confessed, "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." and last one: A guy and a girl are under a tree making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight." "Why is that?" He asks." Because you've been eating grass for the last fifteen minutes, " she replies. enjoy __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]

11-23-2004, 02:04 PM	#3
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11-23-2004, 02:32 PM	#5
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