A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
Another one:
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstrecian's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you....."
"I know, I know", the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all."Brenda confessed, "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
and last one:
A guy and a girl are under a tree making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."
"Why is that?" He asks." Because you've been eating grass for the last fifteen minutes, " she replies.
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