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Old 11-23-2004, 03:23 PM   #1
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Who Fucking Owns My Computer?

It sure as fuck aint me. Its located in my house, but every time I get online some other motherfucker pops up ads on the screen. It is fucking pissing me off. I am going to fucking quit the fucking internet. I am going to throw my fucking laptop in the motherfucking garbage.


I shit you not these motherfuckers installed software on my fucking computer and pop up a fucking ad that is trying to fucking sell me pop up blocking software. I fucking here ya.
I"m sure they fucking want me to stop the fucking pop ups. Wow, I fucking trust these mother fuckers!

That is the same as if someone broke in to my house, put a gun to my head and tried to fucking sell me a home security fucking system.

I am going to internet coventions so I can meet the mother fuckers that make money off of fucking pop ups and I am going to beat them down and piss in their ears after I steal their wallets and their families.
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:24 PM   #2
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This post is just like your name
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:24 PM   #3
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firewall, anti-virus, anti-spyware, pop-up blocker.

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Old 11-23-2004, 03:25 PM   #4
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Someone PLEASE tell me he's joking.
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:27 PM   #5
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:27 PM   #6
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:28 PM   #7
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:28 PM   #8
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That is the same as if someone broke in to my house, put a gun to my head and tried to fucking sell me a home security fucking system.
No it's like you went on vacation and left your doors unlocked and you put a big sign in your front yard that said "Gone on vaction, please don't steal the valuable stuff I have inside"
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:30 PM   #9
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Welcome to the world.

You get bombarded with many times more ads in real life and on TV, you're just more used to it.
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:31 PM   #10
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LOL, blames the laptop when HE's the one who probably opened the email that infected him in the first palce

On a BAD day, it takes about an hour to clean the spyware off of a computer.
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:33 PM   #11
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LOL, blames the laptop when HE's the one who probably opened the email that infected him in the first palce
Maybe he really though he could make his penis bigger.
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:35 PM   #12
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No it's like you went on vacation and left your doors unlocked and you put a big sign in your front yard that said "Gone on vaction, please don't steal the valuable stuff I have inside"

good analogy.
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:01 PM   #13
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:17 PM   #14
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Someone PLEASE tell me he's joking.
I don't think so....

More and more surfers join GFY everyday....

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Old 11-23-2004, 04:18 PM   #15
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:20 PM   #16
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u can figure it out...
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:34 PM   #17
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Check this out..

Let's ya know any time someone/thing tries to change your registry.. and other neato stuff..
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