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Who Fucking Owns My Computer?
It sure as fuck aint me. Its located in my house, but every time I get online some other motherfucker pops up ads on the screen. It is fucking pissing me off. I am going to fucking quit the fucking internet. I am going to throw my fucking laptop in the motherfucking garbage.
I shit you not these motherfuckers installed software on my fucking computer and pop up a fucking ad that is trying to fucking sell me pop up blocking software. I fucking here ya.
I"m sure they fucking want me to stop the fucking pop ups. Wow, I fucking trust these mother fuckers!
That is the same as if someone broke in to my house, put a gun to my head and tried to fucking sell me a home security fucking system.
I am going to internet coventions so I can meet the mother fuckers that make money off of fucking pop ups and I am going to beat them down and piss in their ears after I steal their wallets and their families.
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