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Rob · 11-22-2004, 05:39 PM

What are some funny ones you've heard?

AdultNex · 11-22-2004, 05:39 PM

Tenderize the meat -- Every single time I hear that on FoodTV, I burst out laughing.

GatorB · 11-22-2004, 05:44 PM

I still like spank the monkey.

Others

tossing off
whacking the weasel
slapping the german helmet
choking the chicken
milking the snake

Sambo · 11-22-2004, 05:45 PM

I like "wank" - short and sweet

BitterPen · 11-22-2004, 05:46 PM

A very popular phrase is to "Rub one out".

I like Choke the Chicken, myself. Then again, I'm a girl. hehe

Rob · 11-22-2004, 05:46 PM

rubbing one out is still funny to me.

detoxed · 11-22-2004, 06:08 PM

let kitty lick my pee pee

Rob · 11-22-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
let kitty lick my pee pee

Warden · 11-22-2004, 06:09 PM

Its just easy fo rme to say J.O.

Rantan · 11-22-2004, 06:12 PM

i was in law class today, and i heard my teacher say "i guess ill have to rub one out for you"..and i was the only one who started laughing, no one knew wtf i was laughing for...*cry*

bdld · 11-22-2004, 06:12 PM

how bout a good ol' hand job.

Warden · 11-22-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rantan
i was in law class today, and i heard my teacher say "i guess ill have to rub one out for you"..and i was the only one who started laughing, no one knew wtf i was laughing for...*cry*

I've been in situations like that and to have to explain why you are laughing is more uncomfortable than actually being the only one laughing. They look at you and think, WHY the hell does he know that?

warlock5 · 11-22-2004, 06:14 PM

wanker

Rob · 11-22-2004, 06:18 PM

What about polishing the pope?

devilspost · 11-22-2004, 06:18 PM

nosey · 11-22-2004, 06:24 PM

slavdogg · 11-22-2004, 06:25 PM

i always use squeeze one out or masta

MandyBlake · 11-22-2004, 06:38 PM

I use jerk off all the time.
I just got done with a Camz show and this one guy's nick was ballgravy. It reminded me of an older post of what you call cum.

11-22-2004, 05:39 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Terms for Masturbation : No one uses "JACKOFF" anymore. What are some funny ones you've heard? __________________

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BitterPen Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: TN Posts: 1,926	A very popular phrase is to "Rub one out". I like Choke the Chicken, myself. Then again, I'm a girl. hehe __________________

11-22-2004, 05:46 PM	#6
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	rubbing one out is still funny to me. __________________

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Warden Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Valencia, CA Posts: 2,906	Its just easy fo rme to say J.O. __________________ AIM: ZeeRiddler ICQ: 128160005 Warden's MS

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Rantan Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Portland ,OR Posts: 714	i was in law class today, and i heard my teacher say "i guess ill have to rub one out for you"..and i was the only one who started laughing, no one knew wtf i was laughing for...cry __________________ www.jesusjohnson.com

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Tenderize the meat -- Every single time I hear that on FoodTV, I burst out laughing.

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GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	I still like spank the monkey. Others tossing off whacking the weasel slapping the german helmet choking the chicken milking the snake

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Sambo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,187	I like "wank" - short and sweet

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