Terms for Masturbation : No one uses "JACKOFF" anymore.
 

What are some funny ones you've heard?

Tenderize the meat -- Every single time I hear that on FoodTV, I burst out laughing.

I still like spank the monkey.

Others

tossing off
whacking the weasel
slapping the german helmet
choking the chicken
milking the snake

I like "wank" - short and sweet :glugglug

A very popular phrase is to "Rub one out".

I like Choke the Chicken, myself. Then again, I'm a girl. hehe :Graucho

rubbing one out is still funny to me. :1orglaugh

let kitty lick my pee pee

:eek7

Its just easy fo rme to say J.O.

i was in law class today, and i heard my teacher say "i guess ill have to rub one out for you"..and i was the only one who started laughing, no one knew wtf i was laughing for...*cry*

how bout a good ol' hand job.

I've been in situations like that and to have to explain why you are laughing is more uncomfortable than actually being the only one laughing. They look at you and think, WHY the hell does he know that?

wanker

What about polishing the pope?

i always use squeeze one out or masta

I use jerk off all the time.
I just got done with a Camz show and this one guy's nick was ballgravy. It reminded me of an older post of what you call cum.