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I punched a woman right in the face last night
A stupid bitch was at the theater talking loud to her boyfriend. I told her to shut the fuck up. She turns around and starts screaming at me, so I clinched my fist and clocked her. The bitch was quiet after that.
After her boyfriend got riled up and making threats, I knocked his ass out too. |
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Do you feel special now?
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and then you woke up and relized you just got your sheets wet and it was all just a dream.
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You're the man now, dog
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I need a beer
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And you wonder why people get shot
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i bet you got your ass beat by her and are just fronting...
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Why isn't this tool banned already..His useless threads are fucking annoying
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The only thing you punched last night was the wall in your basement after you realized your mom took the car on a friday night. Fucking dork.
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if the woman had been kicking your ass then fair enough. The way i see it, if a woman can beat me up, then i can smack her to stop her. I mean i wouldnt just stand there bleeding
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You are so cool.
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So they just took this, no manager, no cops? She was a bitch for talking no doubt. It takes a real gentleman to punch someone out for it. Did you think to ask her to hold it down.
This sounds like a bullshit story anyway. You may gfy either way. Are you sure you're old enough for this board? |
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your such a looser ... no one believes your shit homo
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Ive straitened plenty of bitches in my time...
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punching a "girl" is not good anyway as if shes cute or beauty
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Oh were you playing with your barbies again owned?
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yep and we all think you are much cooler now!
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Can you just move seats, i mean, there must be a couple of unoccupied seats in theatre. rather than hurting someone most especially a girl in that matter.
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Frankly I condone punching out movie talkers.
However, this story is complete bullshit.
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That's a risky thing to do and not a good thing to do in states where a lot of people are packing.
Fuck if you punched my girlfriend in the face I'd pull out my gun and put a couple rounds into your head. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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and you all stayed and watched the movie ? I can't believe you didn't go to jail
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