I punched a woman right in the face last night
 

A stupid bitch was at the theater talking loud to her boyfriend. I told her to shut the fuck up. She turns around and starts screaming at me, so I clinched my fist and clocked her. The bitch was quiet after that.

After her boyfriend got riled up and making threats, I knocked his ass out too.

Do you feel special now?

and then you woke up and relized you just got your sheets wet and it was all just a dream.

You're the man now, dog

And you wonder why people get shot

Asshole

i bet you got your ass beat by her and are just fronting...

why ? because they talk loud in theaters ?

Why isn't this tool banned already..His useless threads are fucking annoying

wow, what a gentleman

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The only thing you punched last night was the wall in your basement after you realized your mom took the car on a friday night. Fucking dork.

not as much as yours, sigwhore.

if the woman had been kicking your ass then fair enough. The way i see it, if a woman can beat me up, then i can smack her to stop her. I mean i wouldnt just stand there bleeding

congratulations, beating on a woman, very nice

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You are so cool.

Blow me Dork Jedi :321GFY

So they just took this, no manager, no cops? She was a bitch for talking no doubt. It takes a real gentleman to punch someone out for it. Did you think to ask her to hold it down.

This sounds like a bullshit story anyway. You may gfy either way.

Are you sure you're old enough for this board?

your such a looser ... no one believes your shit homo :321GFY

Ive straitened plenty of bitches in my time...

No big deal

AWESOME LMAO!

you made me laugh out loud bro!
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Just found out, she was an ugly stupid bitch, so now it's OK.

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let's tie OWNED up and force him to listen to that all day

punching a "girl" is not good anyway as if shes cute or beauty :winkwink:

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Hey DJ, how come your english is so good for an Ukrainian?

he's talking to his own nick my dear friend

If you are telling the truth (this might be a very big if) nice work.

True.

Oh were you playing with your barbies again owned?

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bolt the door

:1orglaugh who is this guy?

Lol

yep and we all think you are much cooler now!:Kissmy

hehe :glugglug

Damn , You must be one tough chick !

yes i am.

fuck all who disagree.

Here's a cookie just for you.

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Can you just move seats, i mean, there must be a couple of unoccupied seats in theatre. rather than hurting someone most especially a girl in that matter.:(

nice try, post pics, or its lies

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Frankly I condone punching out movie talkers.

However, this story is complete bullshit.

That's a risky thing to do and not a good thing to do in states where a lot of people are packing.

Fuck if you punched my girlfriend in the face I'd pull out my gun and put a couple rounds into your head.

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and you all stayed and watched the movie ? I can't believe you didn't go to jail :1orglaugh

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yeah exactly! The story is complete BS.

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Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A. Nothing you already told her twice.