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Old 09-19-2001, 08:29 AM   #1
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My life sucks.

I am fucking broke. I have spent every last dime I own on this piece of crap website. I am looking to trade traffic with someone but more than that, I am looking for someone who can figure out a way to make money off of my 25,000 unique viewers per day. I get close to 750,000 pageviews per day and am ranked in the top 5000 sites on the internet but can't make a fucking profit! What the fuck!?

If anyone has any ideas, I will let you fuck my little sister for them.

-Martin Felcher http://www.fugly.com

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Old 09-19-2001, 08:30 AM   #2
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ARMAGEDDON!!

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Old 09-19-2001, 08:36 AM   #3
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I'll need to see a picture of your sister first.

But just to tease you with my scary internet knowledge, I'll tell you you should link your picture to a gay site.
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Old 09-19-2001, 08:38 AM   #4
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How about doing a real porn site instead of posting ugly pictures and expecting money to come by? Give the surfers some decent stuff to shake at...

Freak!
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Old 09-19-2001, 08:43 AM   #5
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How about doing a real porn site instead of posting ugly pictures and expecting money to come by? Give the surfers some decent stuff to shake at...

Freak!
Aren't there already a billion other mainstream porn sites out there? We tried that and plugged it for weeks and got ONE signup. Thanks for the idea though.

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Old 09-19-2001, 08:46 AM   #6
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I hit 3 ducks on your website and won $20 bucks !
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Old 09-19-2001, 08:47 AM   #7
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Fugly... it's really a very simple math formula. If you have a porn site that makes $10 bucks a month, you got it made.

Make 2000 of them.

2000 X $10 = $20,000 a month.
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Old 09-19-2001, 09:11 AM   #8
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Thank you. That's something I *haven't* tried yet.
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Old 09-19-2001, 09:18 AM   #9
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Fugly

do you have

ICQ or Email

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Old 09-19-2001, 09:20 AM   #10
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I would start by pulling myown photo off the frontpage, after that, there must be numerous sites that need advertising... LOOK for those.

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Old 09-19-2001, 10:47 AM   #11
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I mean right off the bat you would get more clicks from 12clicks JK
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I'll tell you you should link your picture to a gay site.
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Old 09-19-2001, 11:21 AM   #12
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http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/

Which one is your sister?

OMG there are some fugly bitches there!
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Old 09-19-2001, 11:25 AM   #13
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If anyone has any ideas, I will let you fuck my little sister for them.

sister first then ideas!
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Old 09-19-2001, 12:16 PM   #14
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you prolly made $20.00 off of clicks from this board

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Old 09-19-2001, 01:45 PM   #15
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i would have to say that the name of the site (fugly.com) isnt a very attractive name.


Other than that, the site looks real good to me!

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Old 09-19-2001, 03:51 PM   #16
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Mr. Felcher, slap a "pay per impression" exit popup on your page.

If you get 25000 hits per day that would earn you $87.50 per day.

Voila:
http://php.offshoreclicks.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi?evildick
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Old 09-20-2001, 06:07 AM   #17
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do you have

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Yeah, send me mail at [email protected]

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Old 09-20-2001, 07:09 AM   #18
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Mr. Felcher, slap a "pay per impression" exit popup on your page.

If you get 25000 hits per day that would earn you $87.50 per day.

Voila:
http://php.offshoreclicks.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi?evildick
I looked at that. I don't think that an endless, inescapable cascade of porn ads when a viewer exits is going to get them to come back any time soon. Thanks anyway.

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Old 09-20-2001, 07:43 AM   #19
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replace your search box with one from http://www.searchtraffic.com

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Old 09-20-2001, 12:53 PM   #20
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"I looked at that. I don't think that an endless, inescapable cascade of porn ads when a viewer exits is going to get them to come back any time soon. Thanks anyway."

It only pops 2 times, doesn't it?
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Old 09-20-2001, 01:53 PM   #21
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you know if you´ve got s/e traffic and non adult traffic down there you could make some nice bucks of <a href="http://www.join4free.com/affiliate.html?wm=17666">Join4free</a>, just replace your porn section wioth one simple full page add. With normal SE traffic i receive a ratio of 1 at 4, see how it works out for you!

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