My life sucks.
 

I am fucking broke. I have spent every last dime I own on this piece of crap website. I am looking to trade traffic with someone but more than that, I am looking for someone who can figure out a way to make money off of my 25,000 unique viewers per day. I get close to 750,000 pageviews per day and am ranked in the top 5000 sites on the internet but can't make a fucking profit! What the fuck!?

If anyone has any ideas, I will let you fuck my little sister for them.

-Martin Felcher http://www.fugly.com

[This message has been edited by Fugly (edited 09-19-2001).]

ARMAGEDDON!!

I'll need to see a picture of your sister first. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

But just to tease you with my scary internet knowledge, I'll tell you you should link your picture to a gay site. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

How about doing a real porn site instead of posting ugly pictures and expecting money to come by? Give the surfers some decent stuff to shake at...

Freak! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Aren't there already a billion other mainstream porn sites out there? We tried that and plugged it for weeks and got ONE signup. Thanks for the idea though.

I hit 3 ducks on your website and won $20 bucks ! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Fugly... it's really a very simple math formula. If you have a porn site that makes $10 bucks a month, you got it made.

Make 2000 of them.

2000 X $10 = $20,000 a month.

Thank you. That's something I *haven't* tried yet.

Fugly

do you have

ICQ or Email http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

?

I would start by pulling myown photo off the frontpage, after that, there must be numerous sites that need advertising... LOOK for those.

Did anybody to Go Fuck Yourself yet? Must be better than fuckin' that donkey dude....

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I mean right off the bat you would get more clicks from 12clicks http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gifJK

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/

Which one is your sister? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

OMG there are some fugly bitches there!

sister first then ideas! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

you prolly made $20.00 off of clicks from this board

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i would have to say that the name of the site (fugly.com) isnt a very attractive name.


Other than that, the site looks real good to me! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Mr. Felcher, slap a "pay per impression" exit popup on your page.

If you get 25000 hits per day that would earn you $87.50 per day.

Voila:
http://php.offshoreclicks.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi?evildick

Yeah, send me mail at [email protected]

I looked at that. I don't think that an endless, inescapable cascade of porn ads when a viewer exits is going to get them to come back any time soon. Thanks anyway.

replace your search box with one from http://www.searchtraffic.com

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

"I looked at that. I don't think that an endless, inescapable cascade of porn ads when a viewer exits is going to get them to come back any time soon. Thanks anyway."

It only pops 2 times, doesn't it?

you know if you´ve got s/e traffic and non adult traffic down there you could make some nice bucks of <a href="http://www.join4free.com/affiliate.html?wm=17666">Join4free</a>, just replace your porn section wioth one simple full page add. With normal SE traffic i receive a ratio of 1 at 4, see how it works out for you!

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