SO I joined a couple dating sites.. NOT impressed - GoFuckYourself.com

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:34 PM

So I joined AFF and american singles. 4 years ago I pulled some nice pussy off these type of services. They seemed to have gone to shit since then. Here's a email I got from a girl...

Date: 11/19/2004 7:28 am

Subject: Email

Message: Hi My Dear Sweetie One,
l am happy to read your Profile and l have seen your picture,you are handsome so even you are poor dose not mater ok but i should let you know my in amost mind that all i am looking for is seroius relationship ok i will be happy if you considerd me as your life partner and we talk about see each others i love your pic your nice in my site i am ok with what i see in you should i start saying i love you or anyway that is what i think of you good to know you happy to no you i miss seeing you.please your full contacts like email and telephone ok.
till soon
Sylvia.

detoxed · 11-19-2004, 08:35 PM

There are tons of success stories for getting laid/married on dating sites. Tens of millions being made by the mid-range players in the dating game.

Babagirls · 11-19-2004, 08:35 PM

OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!

Steen2 · 11-19-2004, 08:35 PM

hmm- Sorry I will stop messaging you on adult dating sites.

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
hmm- Sorry I will stop messaging you on adult dating sites.

Send me a pic, If you are hot enough I can overlook your last email to me

pornguy · 11-19-2004, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker

Subject: Email

Message: Hi My Dear Sweetie One,
l am happy to read your Profile and l have seen your picture,you are handsome so even you are poor dose not mater ok but i should let you know my in amost mind that all i am looking for is seroius relationship ok i will be happy if you considerd me as your life partner and we talk about see each others i love your pic your nice in my site i am ok with what i see in you should i start saying i love you or anyway that is what i think of you good to know you happy to no you i miss seeing you.please your full contacts like email and telephone ok.
till soon
Sylvia.

Oh my gosh! this is so funny! does this chick really have a brain?

KMR Stitch · 11-19-2004, 08:40 PM

Choker just post a picture of your bank account.

And play the game ;-)

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Choker just post a picture of your bank account.

And play the game ;-)

$100 Epassporte to the first person who can guess my handle.
Hint: it begins with Orlando(guesswhatishere)

detoxed · 11-19-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Oh my gosh! this is so funny! does this chick really have a brain?

Of course its a SPAMMER thats going to reply once he replies with some URLs

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
$100 Epassporte to the first person who can guess my handle.
Hint: it begins with Orlando(guesswhatishere)

One guess per webmaster

my handle is Orlando what?

JayJay · 11-19-2004, 08:43 PM

Sounds like a psycho!

KMR Stitch · 11-19-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
$100 Epassporte to the first person who can guess my handle.
Hint: it begins with Orlando(guesswhatishere)

OrlandoChoker
OrlandoChicken
OrlandoChiken
OrlandohandChoker
OrlandoChokerhand
OrlandoChokesalot
OrlandoChokestud
Orlando12inchesofchoker

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Of course its a SPAMMER thats going to reply once he replies with some URLs

Nah it looks like a real reply, the dating services have gotten good at blocking spam. Thing is they block you from sending urls or email addys to members. I guess they want you to never really meet who you meet online.

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
OrlandoChoker
OrlandoChicken
OrlandoChiken
OrlandohandChoker
OrlandoChokerhand
OrlandoChokesalot
OrlandoChokestud
Orlando12inchesofchoker

ONE guess man, all wrong anyway LOL

JayJay · 11-19-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
OrlandoChoker
OrlandoChicken
OrlandoChiken
OrlandohandChoker
OrlandoChokerhand
OrlandoChokesalot
OrlandoChokestud
Orlando12inchesofchoker

I thought he said One Guess?
Running behind on the rent this month?

Sly · 11-19-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Oh my gosh! this is so funny! does this chick really have a brain?

Do any?

KMR Stitch · 11-19-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
ONE guess man, all wrong anyway LOL

Hey chicken!

I was typing it all and posted 30 seconds after you posted!!!

lol

KMR Stitch · 11-19-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
I thought he said One Guess?
Running behind on the rent this month?

Yeah the new host I am with FoundyNAP is charging me 2 arms and 1/2 a leg.

=-)

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Hey chicken!

I was typing it all and posted 30 seconds after you posted!!!

lol

NO problem. This is a good idea for a contest, I should have made this thread as one. How come nobody else is guessing?

gage · 11-19-2004, 08:50 PM

Choker, could you get a hold of me on ICQ 9531808 .. would like to buy some traffic from ya, -g

bestwaysex · 11-19-2004, 08:50 PM

Orlando Jones

detoxed · 11-19-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
Nah it looks like a real reply, the dating services have gotten good at blocking spam. Thing is they block you from sending urls or email addys to members. I guess they want you to never really meet who you meet online.

You honestly think that is someone wanting to fuck you?

And how does not sending URLs or emails mean they dont want you to meet them? Most people still use telephones in this technologically advanced world.

Its someone trying to scam you that sent you that message. 100% guarantee. There is a scam involved.

KMR Stitch · 11-19-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
NO problem. This is a good idea for a contest, I should have made this thread as one. How come nobody else is guessing?

Epassport perhaps?

Make it pay..oh yeah your shit got caned...

umm Make a new thread and say 100.00 of free Chicken Traffic

JayJay · 11-19-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
How come nobody else is guessing?

100 bucks is not worth my brain power

David! · 11-19-2004, 08:56 PM

OrlandoStabber

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gage
Choker, could you get a hold of me on ICQ 9531808 .. would like to buy some traffic from ya, -g

Ok but only got a few minutes, gotta pick up the kids at the skating rink

Nismo · 11-19-2004, 08:56 PM

OrlandoMagic

JayJay · 11-19-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Yeah the new host I am with FoundyNAP is charging me 2 arms and 1/2 a leg.

=-)

Good Hosting can cost more

Choker · 11-19-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bestwaysex
Orlando Jones

Nope, interesting guess though

Spunky · 11-19-2004, 08:58 PM

Orlandoplayer

detoxed · 11-19-2004, 08:58 PM

orlandomillionaire

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
You honestly think that is someone wanting to fuck you?

And how does not sending URLs or emails mean they dont want you to meet them? Most people still use telephones in this technologically advanced world.

Its someone trying to scam you that sent you that message. 100% guarantee. There is a scam involved.

Of course they want to fuck me. What babe would not want a piece of this old, fat, balding(not so bald anymore though), lifeless pervert that sits behind a computer for 16 hours a day superstud? LOL

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PussyMan
OrlandoStabber

OMG, what kind of dark imagination did that one come out of?? LOL

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nismo
OrlandoMagic

Good guess but no

David! · 11-19-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
OMG, what kind of dark imagination did that one come out of?? LOL

It's Captain Stabbin's fault, lol

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Orlandoplayer

Nope but another good one

Trixxxia · 11-19-2004, 09:03 PM

OrlandoRocket

TheMob · 11-19-2004, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Oh my gosh! this is so funny! does this chick really have a brain?

I am honestly more concerned about you right there

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
orlandomillionaire

Nah, that would be too conceited even for me. LOL

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PussyMan
It's Captain Stabbin's fault, lol

Ah ok, I like that sites theme a lot. Nothing like some good anal.

dirtysouth · 11-19-2004, 09:09 PM

I have a buddy who's a local firefighter and get's pussy all the time from AFF. He's fucked the neighboring county's DA through AFF.

Spunky · 11-19-2004, 09:10 PM

How about a hint?

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
OrlandoRocket

Nope but I like the sound of that

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtysouth
I have a buddy who's a local firefighter and get's pussy all the time from AFF. He's fucked the neighboring county's DA through AFF.

I seem to get lots of errors in the aff site, IE one minute it says I have 5 emails, the next 2. Servers are slow as shit. Never know if someone I sent a email to got it or not. And surprising they don't have a instant chat thing like all the other dating services have. AFF may convert good for webmasters, but for members area I am very disapointed.

Choker · 11-19-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker
I seem to get lots of errors in the aff site, IE one minute it says I have 5 emails, the next 2. Servers are slow as shit. Never know if someone I sent a email to got it or not. And surprising they don't have a instant chat thing like all the other dating services have. AFF may convert good for webmasters, but for members area I am very disapointed.

Another error just now. I log in, am in for 30 secs click on 4 links, the 4th one says my session has expired due to me not clicking, so I have to log in again. Nothing wrong with my cookies, browser, or anything else with me. These types of errors happen all the time. Support can't help as these errors are hard to duplicate

Evil1 · 11-19-2004, 09:19 PM

orlandsugardaddy

xclusive · 11-19-2004, 09:23 PM

My guess is OrlandoM4Sex and your right aff would do well to increase it's features...

Wolfy · 11-19-2004, 09:23 PM

OrlandoOrgasm

DAMN why is it only one guess?

Wolfy · 11-19-2004, 09:25 PM

All right, when my gfy quote was "I have 6 credit cards blah blah blah" it was fine. When it said "Moderaterateher" I ignored it.

I will not sell my traffic, god damnit. it's MINE! aLL MINE BWAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

TheSenator · 11-19-2004, 09:28 PM

I always thought DATING SITES were fake.

Only guys sign up to the adult ones.

11-19-2004, 08:34 PM	#1
Choker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orlando Posts: 9,024	SO I joined a couple dating sites.. NOT impressed So I joined AFF and american singles. 4 years ago I pulled some nice pussy off these type of services. They seemed to have gone to shit since then. Here's a email I got from a girl... Date: 11/19/2004 7:28 am Subject: Email Message: Hi My Dear Sweetie One, l am happy to read your Profile and l have seen your picture,you are handsome so even you are poor dose not mater ok but i should let you know my in amost mind that all i am looking for is seroius relationship ok i will be happy if you considerd me as your life partner and we talk about see each others i love your pic your nice in my site i am ok with what i see in you should i start saying i love you or anyway that is what i think of you good to know you happy to no you i miss seeing you.please your full contacts like email and telephone ok. till soon Sylvia. __________________ ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

11-19-2004, 08:35 PM	#3
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11-19-2004, 08:35 PM	#4
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11-19-2004, 08:50 PM	#21
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11-19-2004, 08:56 PM	#25
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	OrlandoStabber __________________ .

11-19-2004, 08:35 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	There are tons of success stories for getting laid/married on dating sites. Tens of millions being made by the mid-range players in the dating game.

11-19-2004, 08:40 PM	#7
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Choker just post a picture of your bank account. And play the game ;-)

11-19-2004, 08:43 PM	#11
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Sounds like a psycho!

11-19-2004, 08:50 PM	#20
gage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Scottsdale AZ & Colorado Posts: 225	Choker, could you get a hold of me on ICQ 9531808 .. would like to buy some traffic from ya, -g

11-19-2004, 08:56 PM	#27
Nismo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 4,977	OrlandoMagic __________________ i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

11-19-2004, 08:58 PM	#30
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Orlandoplayer __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-19-2004, 09:03 PM	#37
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	OrlandoRocket

11-19-2004, 09:09 PM	#41
dirtysouth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mobtown Posts: 2,613	I have a buddy who's a local firefighter and get's pussy all the time from AFF. He's fucked the neighboring county's DA through AFF.

11-19-2004, 09:10 PM	#42
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	How about a hint? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-19-2004, 09:19 PM	#46
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	orlandsugardaddy __________________

11-19-2004, 09:23 PM	#47
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11-19-2004, 09:23 PM	#48
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	OrlandoOrgasm DAMN why is it only one guess?

11-19-2004, 09:25 PM	#49
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	All right, when my gfy quote was "I have 6 credit cards blah blah blah" it was fine. When it said "Moderaterateher" I ignored it. I will not sell my traffic, god damnit. it's MINE! aLL MINE BWAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

11-19-2004, 09:28 PM	#50
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,336	I always thought DATING SITES were fake. Only guys sign up to the adult ones. __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005