SO I joined a couple dating sites.. NOT impressed
 

So I joined AFF and american singles. 4 years ago I pulled some nice pussy off these type of services. They seemed to have gone to shit since then. Here's a email I got from a girl...


Date: 11/19/2004 7:28 am


Subject: Email



Message: Hi My Dear Sweetie One,
l am happy to read your Profile and l have seen your picture,you are handsome so even you are poor dose not mater ok but i should let you know my in amost mind that all i am looking for is seroius relationship ok i will be happy if you considerd me as your life partner and we talk about see each others i love your pic your nice in my site i am ok with what i see in you should i start saying i love you or anyway that is what i think of you good to know you happy to no you i miss seeing you.please your full contacts like email and telephone ok.
till soon
Sylvia.

There are tons of success stories for getting laid/married on dating sites. Tens of millions being made by the mid-range players in the dating game.

OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hmm- Sorry I will stop messaging you on adult dating sites.

Send me a pic, If you are hot enough I can overlook your last email to me

Oh my gosh! this is so funny! does this chick really have a brain?

Choker just post a picture of your bank account.


And play the game ;-)

$100 Epassporte to the first person who can guess my handle.
Hint: it begins with Orlando(guesswhatishere)

Of course its a SPAMMER thats going to reply once he replies with some URLs

One guess per webmaster

my handle is Orlando what?

Sounds like a psycho!

OrlandoChoker
OrlandoChicken
OrlandoChiken
OrlandohandChoker
OrlandoChokerhand
OrlandoChokesalot
OrlandoChokestud
Orlando12inchesofchoker

Nah it looks like a real reply, the dating services have gotten good at blocking spam. Thing is they block you from sending urls or email addys to members. I guess they want you to never really meet who you meet online.

ONE guess man, all wrong anyway LOL

I thought he said One Guess?
Running behind on the rent this month? :winkwink:

Do any?

Hey chicken!

I was typing it all and posted 30 seconds after you posted!!!


:321GFY lol

Yeah the new host I am with FoundyNAP is charging me 2 arms and 1/2 a leg.

=-)

NO problem. This is a good idea for a contest, I should have made this thread as one. How come nobody else is guessing?

Choker, could you get a hold of me on ICQ 9531808 .. would like to buy some traffic from ya, -g

Orlando Jones

You honestly think that is someone wanting to fuck you? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



And how does not sending URLs or emails mean they dont want you to meet them? Most people still use telephones in this technologically advanced world.

Its someone trying to scam you that sent you that message. 100% guarantee. There is a scam involved.

Epassport perhaps?

Make it pay..oh yeah your shit got caned...

umm Make a new thread and say 100.00 of free Chicken Traffic:thumbsup

100 bucks is not worth my brain power :winkwink:

OrlandoStabber :)

Ok but only got a few minutes, gotta pick up the kids at the skating rink

OrlandoMagic :winkwink:

Good Hosting can cost more :thumbsup

Nope, interesting guess though

Orlandoplayer

orlandomillionaire

Of course they want to fuck me. What babe would not want a piece of this old, fat, balding(not so bald anymore though), lifeless pervert that sits behind a computer for 16 hours a day superstud? LOL

OMG, what kind of dark imagination did that one come out of?? LOL

Good guess but no

It's Captain Stabbin's fault, lol

Nope but another good one

OrlandoRocket

I am honestly more concerned about you right there

Nah, that would be too conceited even for me. LOL

Ah ok, I like that sites theme a lot. Nothing like some good anal.

I have a buddy who's a local firefighter and get's pussy all the time from AFF. He's fucked the neighboring county's DA through AFF. :1orglaugh :glugglug

How about a hint? :Graucho

Nope but I like the sound of that

I seem to get lots of errors in the aff site, IE one minute it says I have 5 emails, the next 2. Servers are slow as shit. Never know if someone I sent a email to got it or not. And surprising they don't have a instant chat thing like all the other dating services have. AFF may convert good for webmasters, but for members area I am very disapointed.

Another error just now. I log in, am in for 30 secs click on 4 links, the 4th one says my session has expired due to me not clicking, so I have to log in again. Nothing wrong with my cookies, browser, or anything else with me. These types of errors happen all the time. Support can't help as these errors are hard to duplicate

orlandsugardaddy

My guess is OrlandoM4Sex and your right aff would do well to increase it's features...

OrlandoOrgasm

DAMN why is it only one guess?

All right, when my gfy quote was "I have 6 credit cards blah blah blah" it was fine. When it said "Moderaterateher" I ignored it.

I will not sell my traffic, god damnit. it's MINE! aLL MINE BWAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

I always thought DATING SITES were fake.

Only guys sign up to the adult ones.