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Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 11:24 AM

okay guys....tell the women what a good lover you are
 
Everyone always asks when the first time you had sex was. I don't really care about you. I want to know the first time you gave another person an orgasm and how you did it.

Your hand and domestic animals don't count as another person.

iBOUNCER 11-17-2004 11:25 AM

Yesterday

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by iBOUNCER
Yesterday
has he called you since?

pornguy 11-17-2004 11:27 AM

After 30 minutes of oral she had her first. And it was so good, that I moaned my own name.

:Graucho

candyflip 11-17-2004 11:27 AM

My girl spent the night last night and this morning before work I had her screaming in delight.

She likes to wake up with my head between her legs, so I had breakfast in bed. :Graucho

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
My girl spent the night last night and this morning before work I had her screaming in delight.

She likes to wake up with my head between her legs, so I had breakfast in bed. :Graucho


I think we established in the past that we think fairly alike sexually.

iBOUNCER 11-17-2004 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
has he called you since?
"That old gag" :)

Nicky 11-17-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Everyone always asks when the first time you had sex was. I don't really care about you. I want to know the first time you gave another person an orgasm and how you did it.

Your hand and domestic animals don't count as another person.

When I was 16, I gave my 15 year old GF a orgasm by licking her pussy(that was before we had sex) :glugglug

Kimmykim 11-17-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
My girl spent the night last night and this morning before work I had her screaming in delight.

She likes to wake up with my head between her legs, so I had breakfast in bed. :Graucho

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

candyflip 11-17-2004 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I think we established in the past that we think fairly alike sexually.
Yes ma'am we have. You'd probably like this one too.

19, way too cute and just a little bit of thickness...perfect for me. :Graucho

candyflip 11-17-2004 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
That does sound like an enjoyable breakfast in bed now doesn't it? :Graucho

Should I mention that I like "MILF" too :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iBOUNCER
"That old gag" :)

that wasn't a very nice thing for him to call you

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Yes ma'am we have. You'd probably like this one too.

19, way too cute and just a little bit of thickness...perfect for me. :Graucho

The thicker the better for me and I don't mine older but that does sound like the trainer version of my type of hottie.

Jakke PNG 11-17-2004 11:37 AM

First time I gave an orgasm to someone?
Me sucky vagina.

My fucking skills aren't up to par, as far as I know I have never managed to give my girl an orgasm simply by penetration. (vaginal orgasm is a lie?:1orglaugh ).. I need to use my hands/toys as well during intercourse to give my girl good times.

Too bad my sex stamina isn't up to par either, there's only so much one can do in 3 minutes.

webmaster x 11-17-2004 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
After 30 minutes of oral she had her first. And it was so good, that I moaned my own name.

:Graucho

happens to me too keep moaning my name. sounds weird and gay at the same time.

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
happens to me too keep moaning my name. sounds weird and gay at the same time.
yeah, I have to say if my partner started calling their own name it would make me pause and wonder for a second.

Bigwilly 11-17-2004 01:44 PM

why dont farm animals count?

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Bigwilly
why dont farm animals count?

four legs bad, two legs good

Bigwilly 11-17-2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
four legs bad, two legs good
dont knock it untill youve tried it

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
dont knock it untill youve tried it

sadly, you aren't the first man to ever say that to me

sextoyking 11-17-2004 02:28 PM

Sarah,

Do love dolls count?? :)

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sextoyking
Sarah,

Do love dolls count?? :)

do love dolls have orgasms? wow, things are getting good..lol

buddyjuf 11-17-2004 02:37 PM

when I was 16 or 17... my 2nd visit to LA, gave my cousins best friend 2 orgasms that night by eating her out and fingering her

sickkittens 11-17-2004 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
four legs bad, two legs good
Do kangaroos fall into that category? :1orglaugh

69pornlinks 11-17-2004 02:40 PM

about 16 she was 18 i was hitting it sideways while thumb was inserted and playing with her asshole, she came, shooked, gritted her teeth, tried to close her thighs, and didn't want me to touch her clit becasue it was still senstive.....:)

TheWolf 11-17-2004 02:43 PM

I was 18 and her nickname was "old faithful."

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
about 16 she was 18 i was hitting it sideways while thumb was inserted and playing with her asshole, she came, shooked, gritted her teeth, tried to close her thighs, and didn't want me to touch her clit becasue it was still senstive.....:)

i get like that after a big cum..the kind where I shoot. I can't have it touched right afterwards or it is painful.

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Do kangaroos fall into that category? :1orglaugh

i don't think anyone needed that mental image

detoxed 11-17-2004 03:05 PM

No need to brag, I let the women spread the word

NetRodent 11-17-2004 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
four legs bad, two legs good
http://www.petsdoc.com/pics/gifs/kangaroo.gif

http://www.indiana.edu/~ornith/orders/ostrich.jpg

Two legs GOOOOOD!!! :Graucho

NetRodent 11-17-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
Do kangaroos fall into that category? :1orglaugh
Damn, I gotta read the full thread before posting.

TheMob 11-17-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
http://www.petsdoc.com/pics/gifs/kangaroo.gif

http://www.indiana.edu/~ornith/orders/ostrich.jpg

Two legs GOOOOOD!!! :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh holy shit, i think i came

shiZZn 11-17-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
After 30 minutes of oral she had her first. And it was so good, that I moaned my own name.

:Graucho

30mins ??? damn, you must have one hell of a muscular tongue :helpme

Sarah_Jayne 11-17-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent


http://www.indiana.edu/~ornith/orders/ostrich.jpg

Two legs GOOOOOD!!! :Graucho

well, ostriches have the ability to bury their head for ages going for them.

69pornlinks 11-17-2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i get like that after a big cum..the kind where I shoot. I can't have it touched right afterwards or it is painful.
let us know when you 1st had an orgasm and how did it happen plus what makes you have one quicker by getting ate or getting fucked :)

strats 11-17-2004 07:11 PM

I mustve been 15 or 16 . This hot chick I met at a little hotsprings resort. She was drunk, and her friend wasn't. We were naked in the bed, she was telling me to stick my dick in her, and her friend was telling me not to.

I got her number and we fucked a month later.

hilly 11-17-2004 07:19 PM

I'm not teling,
ha, ha, ha
Unless you want to tell me how you got fucked firdt

Nanda 11-17-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
do love dolls have orgasms? wow, things are getting good..lol
:1orglaugh

Double L 11-17-2004 07:49 PM

The first I didn't even know what the hell was going on... I thought she was just liking it and got really excited :1orglaugh

My high school sweetheart (so to say), was so clitoral it was insane. I couldn't have an orgasm before her if I tried (well most positions that is). She was the first tho that I realized what was going on...

xclusive 11-17-2004 09:43 PM

Mine was with my wife and it was in the reverse cowgirl position...

goBigtime 11-17-2004 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
four legs bad, two legs good
:winkwink:

malakajoe 11-18-2004 12:02 AM

Women can have an orgasm? When the fuck did this happen?

beergood 11-18-2004 12:05 AM

When I figured out the exact right way to hold a womans ass with one arm while holding her close around the shoulders with the other was the first orgasm for sure. Second was when I mastered the art of the perfect reach around and rub that clit.

European Lee 11-18-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
four legs bad, two legs good
So if a sheep has had two legs amputated thats good? :Graucho

Gotta say hon you are on top form with your replies so far :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

European Lee 11-18-2004 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
when I was 16 or 17... my 2nd visit to LA, gave my cousins 2 orgasms that night by eating her out and fingering her
Keep it in the family :thumbsup :Graucho

Regards,

Lee


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