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if your gf hits you???
YO guys i just had the biggest fight with my gf.. anyway guys what if ur gf thinks shes all tough and shit, and then u guys r fighting and she slaps u, hits u, scratches you, etc
will you fight back? or what? like my gf pushed me cuz she was mad and i pushed her back and she fell hard ![]()
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it doesn't matter to me who thinks they are "all tough and shit"... somebody has to be an adult and walk away before shit gets to that point.
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put a gun to her head and tell her if she ever touches you again you'll shoot her in the head.
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my ex thought she was hella tough...seemed almost like she wanted me to sock the fuck outta her...good thing i have strong will power i woulda knocked her the fuck out...she would swing at me...throw phones at me and shit...good thing that shit is over with fuck a crazy bitch...sex is great but the rest aint...
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I would restrain her and try to calm her down. but I wouldnt attack her unless she was set on doing real damage, like with a knife or a baseball bat. but then again I wouldnt be with a woman that emotionally unstable in the first place. drama is for high schoolers.
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you are a fucking bitch just for pushing her...
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tsk tsk....
woman hitting man = self defence man hitting woman = misdemenor next time, just leave. find a tree to sit under or something, you'll be safer that way |
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im 10 inches taller than my g/f .. i hold her arms behind her with one hand, and tickle the fuck out of her with the other... it always works
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If she is going for the knackers a swift uppercut stops anymore attempts
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I would just restrain her but every case is different i'm 6'7" 300 pounds and my wife is only 4'10" and 130 pounds...
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well she also pushed my table and all the plates,glasses got fucked up..
Yeah she thinks she is the toughest thing on earth, she even said she could kick my ass before.lol anyway and yeah she scratched up my hands and smacked me and tried to knee my balls.. I smacked her in the face like 2 times real hard after she smacked me and kinda kneed my balls. I feel bad cuz im not a violent person, ive like never been in physical fights since like 12(now im 19), and i love her dearly.. anyway i told her not to touch me or i'll touch her back.. grr.. girls.. anyway we broke up like 1hr ago
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well im only 5'9 160 lbs
shes almost the same size as me.
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Many years ago I was with girlfriend #1 when girlfriend #2 decided it was time to confront us. Girlfriend #1 didn't see any of this coming, and was pretty fucking pissed off. She hauled off and hit me.
There is no way on earth I'd ever hit a woman. Ever. PS: Girlfriend #2 ended up sticking it out with me, and is now my wife of ten years. Go figure.
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Seriously when it starts getting physical ..it's time to move on...lots of fish in the sea
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Real men don't hit women (even in self defense) -- they block and restrain.
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but seriously though, why would a woman hit a man and expect not to get hit back.. thats fucked up.
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i mean at some point u get to love someone so much that u cant imagine being without them, even though u know you guys shouldnt be together..
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Any relationship involving physical violence should be dumped. If you stay in it, you're just looking for trouble.
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yea but even when i used to "restrain" my crazy ass ex...she would even call that "putting hands" on her lol...yu can never win...
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don't hit back...take time to cool off then continue on your discussion
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they want equal right's they want equal fights
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...So i'm not the only one with a crazy girlfriend
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Depends on how big of a bitch she is, usually I go outside and cool down. But if she wants to get into that tough wana be gangster tone, then she needs to be put in her place
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girls should respect a guy who dont hit her back, not take advantage of it
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I had this crazy x..She hit me in the head a few times while I was driving.I simply pulled over and pulled her out the car and said see ya...never looked back.. getting punched in the head while driving is fucking unacceptable..she was lucky I didn't crash..crazy bitches
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we got back together again
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I'll never hit a girl... But I'll shake the shit out of her!
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Heh heh, hit by a girl.
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You shouldn't hit girls, just keep them from hitting you...
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If i were a guy, and my gf hits me I won't fight. It won't do good anyways. It won't solve anything, it would probably worsen the situation more. I would other walk-away or try to reason out with her more. I don't think I would be less of a guy if a back-out of a fight -- most especailly, if it's between my and my gf.
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no.but if she kicks me in the groin. that's another story.
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Double L hit it on the head... Leave and cool off... No need to hit anyone you love or care for...
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i don't think anyone has the right to hit anyone. She should never have hit you but if you hit her back society (and the law) will look at you a lot harder. It is stupid but true so chill out, take a time out and then go back with a cool head but you need to tell her that if she ever hits you again you will go. You can't give your full love to someone that raises their hand to you regardless of which side of the gender divide they are on.
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I would never hit my g/f, she has never tried to hit me but if she did it probably wouldn't hurt anyway, lol.
If they did I would try to restain her or just push her back if it was too dangerous. The other thing is to let her beat you and then when she calms down she will hate herself and she will make it up to you double. If you dont even threaten her and she just hits you she will feel bad, just hope she doesn't get you too bad. ![]() |
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