Do people from GFY get laid at Internext? - GoFuckYourself.com

xenigo · 11-15-2004, 07:53 PM

A political activist friend of mine is sitting here wondering about the time we spend at Internext, as he's browsing through my AVN Online magazine looking at all the hot bitches. He thinks we must all get laid, every night.

So, do we get laid???? He wants to know.

Doctor Dre · 11-15-2004, 07:55 PM

Why do you ask if "we" get laid ? aren't you supposed to know if you are part of the "we"

NinjaSteve · 11-15-2004, 07:56 PM

If you are striking out and you want to get laid... drop the soap and see what happens. If nothing happens then just keep dropping soap.

xenigo · 11-15-2004, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Why do you ask if "we" get laid ? aren't you supposed to know if you are part of the "we"

He doesn't believe our life isn't 100% pure hot sex. hehehe He doesn't believe we don't all have sex every night.

I told him I do not. Am I the only one that doesn't get laid at Internext????

sickkittens · 11-15-2004, 07:58 PM

As long as you bring cash, sure. Why not?

European Lee · 11-15-2004, 08:00 PM

There are usually several 'webmaster' events during the show that only a select few know about in my experience

Regards,

Lee

Nicky · 11-15-2004, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
He doesn't believe our life isn't 100% pure hot sex. hehehe He doesn't believe we don't all have sex every night.

I told him I do not. Am I the only one that doesn't get laid at Internext????

well, id guess if you got the cash you would have no problem getting laid

MikeVega · 11-15-2004, 08:02 PM

I did the last 2 miami shows but not at vegas yet ....i'm not sure why ...

The Heron · 11-15-2004, 08:14 PM

Punch him in the face and call him a moron. I can not believe fucking people do not understand business.

bigdog · 11-15-2004, 08:14 PM

depends on how much money you have in your pocket of course

Bigwilly · 11-15-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by bigdog
depends on how much money you have in your pocket of course

if your willing to pay for sex why bother going to internext?

Napolean · 11-15-2004, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Bigwilly
if your willing to pay for sex why bother going to internext?

variety

cypocrypt · 11-15-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Am I the only one that doesn't get laid at Internext????

nope..that makes 2 of us...although it's easy to get laid at the events id prob feel guilty about cheating on my gf

xenigo · 11-15-2004, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by cypocrypt
nope..that makes 2 of us...although it's easy to get laid at the events id prob feel guilty about cheating on my gf

I had the opportunity to get laid at Phoenix Forum last year but I didn't for the same reason. I'm regretting it now. We're not together anymore, and that would be some damn good memories to spank it to now!

Wiggles · 11-15-2004, 09:00 PM

the reality is, we are all over weight or under weight losers, only way we get laid is if a chick needs an oppurtunity to make more cash.

cypocrypt · 11-15-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
I had the opportunity to get laid at Phoenix Forum last year but I didn't for the same reason. I'm regretting it now. We're not together anymore, and that would be some damn good memories to spank it to now!

thats fucked up...there are only 3 women in the biz id prob do something with if given the chance and i wouldnt feel guilty for shit....loryn, vanilla, nikki nevada...and since i have zilch of a chance with any of them i guess is safe to assume i never will get laid at any of the shows

sherie · 11-15-2004, 09:07 PM

I guess it would depend on how much money a person has. They have a ton of hookers/escorts in Vegas or any city that has Webmaster shows. lol

pxxx · 11-15-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by cypocrypt
thats fucked up...there are only 3 women in the biz id prob do something with if given the chance and i wouldnt feel guilty for shit....loryn, vanilla, nikki nevada...and since i have zilch of a chance with any of them i guess is safe to assume i never will get laid at any of the shows

Pretty nice and beautiful list you got together there.

Varius · 11-15-2004, 09:21 PM

Here are some groups of people to be found at Internext, so you can decide who gets laid and who doesn't

The frat-boy drinkers:
- Get too wasted to have sex with anything but a toilet bowl

The high-class, older folk:
- Usually will pay for overpriced local escorts

The swingers/couples:
- They'll probably hookup for group fun, or just fuck each other

The "I'm a whore but dont want to look like one" crowd:
- They will talk and cocktease all night, but will goto bed alone or even worse, cuddle with you but nothing more allowed

The "too stoned to fuck properly" folks:
- They will try to have sex, but likely will end up after a blowjob pissing the chick off

The young player-wannabe who doesn't hookup:
- Will order cheapest local escort he can find

The BradM room:
- 'Nuff said.

Juicy and Izz:
- I'll send them some Costa Rican chicks.....so they can't fail

Those are just a few to get you started, I'm sure you can think of others

xenigo · 11-15-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
Here are some groups of people to be found at Internext, so you can decide who gets laid and who doesn't

The frat-boy drinkers:
- Get too wasted to have sex with anything but a toilet bowl

The high-class, older folk:
- Usually will pay for overpriced local escorts

The swingers/couples:
- They'll probably hookup for group fun, or just fuck each other

The "I'm a whore but dont want to look like one" crowd:
- They will talk and cocktease all night, but will goto bed alone or even worse, cuddle with you but nothing more allowed

The "too stoned to fuck properly" folks:
- They will try to have sex, but likely will end up after a blowjob pissing the chick off

The young player-wannabe who doesn't hookup:
- Will order cheapest local escort he can find

The BradM room:
- 'Nuff said.

Juicy and Izz:
- I'll send them some Costa Rican chicks.....so they can't fail

Those are just a few to get you started, I'm sure you can think of others

hahahahahaha that's pretty damn accurate

FreeFastHost · 11-15-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
the reality is, we are all over weight or under weight losers, only way we get laid is if a chick needs an oppurtunity to make more cash.

Not everyone at GFY is a loser, just 95% or so.

11-15-2004, 09:42 PM

Nope. We're all fat, ugly rejects!

media · 11-15-2004, 09:43 PM

I got leighed at The Giga Mixer at the FL internext..

Spunky · 11-15-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Varius
The frat-boy drinkers:
- Get too wasted to have sex with anything but a toilet bowl

The "too stoned to fuck properly" folks:
- They will try to have sex, but likely will end up after a blowjob pissing the chick off

I think I can fall into those categories

Varius · 11-15-2004, 09:45 PM

I kept being late to man our booth in Florida due to wake-up shower sex

robfantasy · 11-15-2004, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
Here are some groups of people to be found at Internext, so you can decide who gets laid and who doesn't

The frat-boy drinkers:
- Get too wasted to have sex with anything but a toilet bowl

The high-class, older folk:
- Usually will pay for overpriced local escorts

The swingers/couples:
- They'll probably hookup for group fun, or just fuck each other

The "I'm a whore but dont want to look like one" crowd:
- They will talk and cocktease all night, but will goto bed alone or even worse, cuddle with you but nothing more allowed

The "too stoned to fuck properly" folks:
- They will try to have sex, but likely will end up after a blowjob pissing the chick off

The young player-wannabe who doesn't hookup:
- Will order cheapest local escort he can find

The BradM room:
- 'Nuff said.

Juicy and Izz:
- I'll send them some Costa Rican chicks.....so they can't fail

Those are just a few to get you started, I'm sure you can think of others

great observation

pass me some costa rican chicks

Easton · 11-15-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
So, do we get laid???? He wants to know.

us guys with girlfriends do...

Varius · 11-15-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
great observation

pass me some costa rican chicks

Hehe they are in quite a high demand....maybe I'll raffle them off

Seriously though, we will throw a Webmaster event in Costa Rica in 2005 you won't want to miss. We can easily get 100 hot ticas there no problem

Varius · 11-15-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
us guys with girlfriends do...

I'm past the 7 month mark now.....wow my longest relationship ever

How long you been with your girl E?

Pornweaver · 11-15-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Am I the only one that doesn't get laid at Internext????

Yep.

Stephen · 11-16-2004, 11:21 AM

I met my wife @ Vegas Internext - 4 years in January
- but she wasn't the first time I got laid at a show

ElvisManson · 11-16-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
I guess it would depend on how much money a person has. They have a ton of hookers/escorts in Vegas or any city that has Webmaster shows. lol

yup.

Ironhorse · 11-16-2004, 11:24 AM

If you don't get laid at home, you won't get laid at Internext.. unless you pay of course..

Mack · 11-16-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Easton
us guys with girlfriends do...

I was about to say the same thing. I get laid every webmaster event.

It's just always the same girl.

GatorB · 11-16-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Am I the only one that doesn't get laid at Internext????

Oh so YOU'RE the loser everyone makes fun of at Intenext.

Tala · 11-16-2004, 11:36 AM

I couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag fulla bananas, much less Internext.

webmaster x · 11-16-2004, 11:54 AM

well some get it some don't.

11-15-2004, 07:53 PM	#1
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Do people from GFY get laid at Internext? A political activist friend of mine is sitting here wondering about the time we spend at Internext, as he's browsing through my AVN Online magazine looking at all the hot bitches. He thinks we must all get laid, every night. So, do we get laid???? He wants to know.

11-15-2004, 07:56 PM	#3
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11-15-2004, 07:58 PM	#5
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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Punch him in the face and call him a moron. I can not believe fucking people do not understand business.

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bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	depends on how much money you have in your pocket of course

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sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	I guess it would depend on how much money a person has. They have a ton of hookers/escorts in Vegas or any city that has Webmaster shows. lol __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor Last edited by sherie; 11-15-2004 at 09:08 PM..

11-15-2004, 09:21 PM	#19
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Here are some groups of people to be found at Internext, so you can decide who gets laid and who doesn't The frat-boy drinkers: - Get too wasted to have sex with anything but a toilet bowl The high-class, older folk: - Usually will pay for overpriced local escorts The swingers/couples: - They'll probably hookup for group fun, or just fuck each other The "I'm a whore but dont want to look like one" crowd: - They will talk and cocktease all night, but will goto bed alone or even worse, cuddle with you but nothing more allowed The "too stoned to fuck properly" folks: - They will try to have sex, but likely will end up after a blowjob pissing the chick off The young player-wannabe who doesn't hookup: - Will order cheapest local escort he can find The BradM room: - 'Nuff said. Juicy and Izz: - I'll send them some Costa Rican chicks.....so they can't fail Those are just a few to get you started, I'm sure you can think of others __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

11-15-2004, 09:42 PM	#22
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Nope. We're all fat, ugly rejects!

11-15-2004, 09:43 PM	#23
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	I got leighed at The Giga Mixer at the FL internext.. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

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Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	I kept being late to man our booth in Florida due to wake-up shower sex __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

11-16-2004, 11:21 AM	#31
Stephen Consigliere Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,771	I met my wife @ Vegas Internext - 4 years in January - but she wasn't the first time I got laid at a show

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Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	If you don't get laid at home, you won't get laid at Internext.. unless you pay of course.. __________________ [email protected]

11-16-2004, 11:36 AM	#36
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