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MetaMan · 11-13-2004, 11:58 AM

they asked me if i had time to talk,

i said no,

then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time,

i said no i dont have time

then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm.

they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again,

are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

Rantan · 11-13-2004, 12:01 PM

they think you're shit until you give them loads of money of go to their church, it's amazing how any christians bitch about different churches in thier own religon.

Dynamix · 11-13-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

You should start peddling porn in their church

Basic_man · 11-13-2004, 12:02 PM

Did they converted you?

Fred Quimby · 11-13-2004, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by Dynamix
You should start peddling porn in their church

Better yet,,,take an ad out in their mailer

The Heron · 11-13-2004, 12:04 PM

Did they have flyers? Last ones that bothered me I took all their shit and threw it in my trash can while they stood there. Curse, slam the door, and yell for the wife to get the gun

Dynamix · 11-13-2004, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by Fred Quimby
Better yet,,,take an ad out in their mailer

If your religion is to the point where you have to go knocking on doors to get new recruits perhaps you should join a more popular religion and save everyone the trouble. I know people believe what they believe but c'mon..

xclusive · 11-13-2004, 12:04 PM

I once had jahova witness come to my door every sunday I would just stay in bed and they would go away but once I got sick of it when they decided to keep on knocking and I went and opened the door naked they never came back guess they didn't like what they saw...

Platinumpimp · 11-13-2004, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Fred Quimby
Better yet,,,take an ad out in their mailer

Some priest is probably already running his " business " there

arial · 11-13-2004, 01:15 PM

Weird same thing just happened to me about 20 minutes ago, but I didn't answer the door.

TheJimmy · 11-13-2004, 01:19 PM

buy several copies of Orgasmo and pass them out next time ;)

NoCarrier · 11-13-2004, 01:20 PM

Taking the time to talk with them is liking giving away your e-mail address, eventually, others will come.

marzzo · 11-13-2004, 01:20 PM

You should ask them to come to your basement and check out your extra large chest freezer.

lloyd · 11-13-2004, 01:24 PM

be careful, the jehovahs witnesses shave to make their conversions look better...

not a bad idea though for a reality site, something like inthevip.com, inthechurch.com picking up nice christy girls and banging the shit out of them..

escorpio · 11-13-2004, 01:25 PM

I once had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door when I was tripping hard on mushrooms.

"Hi, would you like to talk about God?"

"Whoa! You bet! C'mon in!"

Talked about religion and the universe with this guy for hours till the drugs wore off.

crockett · 11-13-2004, 01:40 PM

I often wondered what would happen if you went around to houses in the bible belt trying to convert people to Satan..

netnut · 11-13-2004, 01:43 PM

they come to my house every 2 weeks, and give me a piece of literature

DEA - banned for life · 11-13-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Dynamix
You should start peddling porn in their church

Selling porn in church is like trying to sell hamburgers outside of Mcdonalds...the guys inside got more than u do ...and been in buissness alot longer !

kmanrox · 11-13-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I once had jahova witness come to my door every sunday I would just stay in bed and they would go away but once I got sick of it when they decided to keep on knocking and I went and opened the door naked they never came back guess they didn't like what they saw...

haahahahaha

colpanic · 11-13-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I once had jahova witness come to my door every sunday I would just stay in bed and they would go away but once I got sick of it when they decided to keep on knocking and I went and opened the door naked they never came back guess they didn't like what they saw...

I did almost the same thing one time... I was wearing boxers, but it was this old lady and her daughter who was about 20... They composed themselves and said something like "Do you believe in the word of god", and I said "No."

That was enough for them and they left.

colpanic · 11-13-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by crockett
I often wondered what would happen if you went around to houses in the bible belt trying to convert people to Satan..

Having lived in the south for a bit, I'm pretty sure you would get shot, or at least beat up very quickly

MrIzzz · 11-13-2004, 02:32 PM

tooo funny, you should just hang an upside down cross on your door and i dont they they will ever return

Doctor Dre · 11-13-2004, 02:47 PM

Tell them you like satan and you do pornography, they will go away

my friend invited some for dinner once ... and he went in his room, changed into a black costume and light candles ... he said he liked satan and did some other freaky stuff I don't remember. Since that day nobody ever rang to his door

MetaMan · 11-13-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by The Heron
Did they have flyers? Last ones that bothered me I took all their shit and threw it in my trash can while they stood there. Curse, slam the door, and yell for the wife to get the gun

ya they had a Jesus flyer, i believe in God yes, but get the fuck off my driveway,

he likes " God changed my life "

why the fuck do i care about your life and your little nerdy Jesus friend,

i was surprisignly polite,
i should have invited them in
and just took a big shit on the floor.

dirtydesignz · 11-13-2004, 05:59 PM

When we get em at our house, the hubby answers the door and when they start talking, he just says " My Wife is a Witch" (which is true) and they don't even say another word, they just turn and walk away

Works everytime !

media · 11-13-2004, 06:11 PM

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CET · 11-13-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
they asked me if i had time to talk,

i said no,

then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time,

i said no i dont have time

then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm.

they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again,

are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

Next time, throw the resurrection paradox on them. Ask them why the 4 gospels contradict each other about what happened Easter morning. I have yet to get an answer on that.

CET · 11-13-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Taking the time to talk with them is liking giving away your e-mail address, eventually, others will come.

Acutally, if you try to debate mormons, they make it a point to both not debate and scratch you off their list of houses to visit.

Shoehorn! · 11-13-2004, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

HAHAHA, you shoulda told them that.

webmaster x · 11-14-2004, 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
they asked me if i had time to talk,

i said no,

then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time,

i said no i dont have time

then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm.

they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again,

are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

are you sure they're authentic. religious people?

Goatse · 11-15-2004, 09:12 AM

I once had a guy like that who came knocking on my door and he was brilliant at using persuasion techniques (Cialdini, Hogan et al.).

Dalai lama · 11-15-2004, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

webmaster x · 11-15-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by media
Buy my sticker.. it will save you lots of trouble... I made it to work..

cool sticker.

brizzad · 11-15-2004, 09:28 AM

answer the door 100% nude

they'll leave promptly, and they wont be back

getfreeze · 11-15-2004, 10:37 AM

Amen

11-13-2004, 11:58 AM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I just has 2 Jesus people ring my door: they asked me if i had time to talk, i said no, then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time, i said no i dont have time then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm. they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again, are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

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