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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    I just has 2 Jesus people ring my door:

    they asked me if i had time to talk,

    i said no,

    then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time,

    i said no i dont have time

    then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm.

    they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again,

    are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.
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    • Rantan
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 714
      #2
      they think you're shit until you give them loads of money of go to their church, it's amazing how any christians bitch about different churches in thier own religon.
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        • Dynamix
          G F Y not
          • Jan 2004
          • 2910
          #3
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.
          You should start peddling porn in their church

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            • Basic_man
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              • Oct 2003
              • 27360
              #4
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                • Fred Quimby
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 5430
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Dynamix
                  You should start peddling porn in their church
                  Better yet,,,take an ad out in their mailer

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                    • The Heron
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 4496
                      #6
                      Did they have flyers? Last ones that bothered me I took all their shit and threw it in my trash can while they stood there. Curse, slam the door, and yell for the wife to get the gun

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                        • Dynamix
                          G F Y not
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2910
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                          Better yet,,,take an ad out in their mailer
                          If your religion is to the point where you have to go knocking on doors to get new recruits perhaps you should join a more popular religion and save everyone the trouble. I know people believe what they believe but c'mon..

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                            • xclusive
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218
                              #8
                              I once had jahova witness come to my door every sunday I would just stay in bed and they would go away but once I got sick of it when they decided to keep on knocking and I went and opened the door naked they never came back guess they didn't like what they saw...

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                                • Platinumpimp
                                  Logos and such.
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 10214
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                                  Better yet,,,take an ad out in their mailer
                                  Some priest is probably already running his " business " there
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                                    • arial
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 4012
                                      #10
                                      Weird same thing just happened to me about 20 minutes ago, but I didn't answer the door.

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                                        • TheJimmy
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 10747
                                          #11
                                          buy several copies of Orgasmo and pass them out next time ;)
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                                            • NoCarrier
                                              We need more free porn
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 16356
                                              #12
                                              Taking the time to talk with them is liking giving away your e-mail address, eventually, others will come.

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                                                • marzzo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 2134
                                                  #13
                                                  You should ask them to come to your basement and check out your extra large chest freezer.
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                                                    • lloyd
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 798
                                                      #14
                                                      be careful, the jehovahs witnesses shave to make their conversions look better...

                                                      not a bad idea though for a reality site, something like inthevip.com, inthechurch.com picking up nice christy girls and banging the shit out of them..

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                                                        • escorpio
                                                          Satan's Chylde
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 23487
                                                          #15
                                                          I once had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door when I was tripping hard on mushrooms.

                                                          "Hi, would you like to talk about God?"

                                                          "Whoa! You bet! C'mon in!"

                                                          Talked about religion and the universe with this guy for hours till the drugs wore off.
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                                                            • crockett
                                                              in a van by the river
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 76818
                                                              #16
                                                              I often wondered what would happen if you went around to houses in the bible belt trying to convert people to Satan..
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                                                                • netnut
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 280
                                                                  #17
                                                                  they come to my house every 2 weeks, and give me a piece of literature

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                                                                    • DEA - banned for life
                                                                      V.I.P.
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 7886
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Dynamix
                                                                      You should start peddling porn in their church
                                                                      Selling porn in church is like trying to sell hamburgers outside of Mcdonalds...the guys inside got more than u do ...and been in buissness alot longer !

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                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 29295
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                          I once had jahova witness come to my door every sunday I would just stay in bed and they would go away but once I got sick of it when they decided to keep on knocking and I went and opened the door naked they never came back guess they didn't like what they saw...
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                                                                            • colpanic
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 1007
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                              I once had jahova witness come to my door every sunday I would just stay in bed and they would go away but once I got sick of it when they decided to keep on knocking and I went and opened the door naked they never came back guess they didn't like what they saw...
                                                                              I did almost the same thing one time... I was wearing boxers, but it was this old lady and her daughter who was about 20... They composed themselves and said something like "Do you believe in the word of god", and I said "No."

                                                                              That was enough for them and they left.
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                                                                                • colpanic
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 1007
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                  I often wondered what would happen if you went around to houses in the bible belt trying to convert people to Satan..
                                                                                  Having lived in the south for a bit, I'm pretty sure you would get shot, or at least beat up very quickly
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                                                                                    • MrIzzz
                                                                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 22923
                                                                                      #22

                                                                                      tooo funny, you should just hang an upside down cross on your door and i dont they they will ever return


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                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Tell them you like satan and you do pornography, they will go away

                                                                                          my friend invited some for dinner once ... and he went in his room, changed into a black costume and light candles ... he said he liked satan and did some other freaky stuff I don't remember. Since that day nobody ever rang to his door
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                                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 28682
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by The Heron
                                                                                              Did they have flyers? Last ones that bothered me I took all their shit and threw it in my trash can while they stood there. Curse, slam the door, and yell for the wife to get the gun
                                                                                              ya they had a Jesus flyer, i believe in God yes, but get the fuck off my driveway,

                                                                                              he likes " God changed my life "

                                                                                              why the fuck do i care about your life and your little nerdy Jesus friend,

                                                                                              i was surprisignly polite,
                                                                                              i should have invited them in
                                                                                              and just took a big shit on the floor.

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                                                                                                • dirtydesignz
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 1815
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  When we get em at our house, the hubby answers the door and when they start talking, he just says " My Wife is a Witch" (which is true) and they don't even say another word, they just turn and walk away Works everytime !
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                                                                                                    • media
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 9853
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • CET
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                          • 2754
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                          they asked me if i had time to talk,

                                                                                                          i said no,

                                                                                                          then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time,

                                                                                                          i said no i dont have time

                                                                                                          then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm.

                                                                                                          they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again,

                                                                                                          are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.
                                                                                                          Next time, throw the resurrection paradox on them. Ask them why the 4 gospels contradict each other about what happened Easter morning. I have yet to get an answer on that.
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                                                                                                            • CET
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                              • 2754
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                                              Taking the time to talk with them is liking giving away your e-mail address, eventually, others will come.
                                                                                                              Acutally, if you try to debate mormons, they make it a point to both not debate and scratch you off their list of houses to visit.
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                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                  i dont come to your church and sell u porn.
                                                                                                                  HAHAHA, you shoulda told them that.

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                                                                                                                    • webmaster x
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 4400
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                      they asked me if i had time to talk,

                                                                                                                      i said no,

                                                                                                                      then they started to ramble on then asked me if im sure i didnt have time,

                                                                                                                      i said no i dont have time

                                                                                                                      then i said i respect you guys and your religion but i just dont have time atm.

                                                                                                                      they asked me if i was sure i dont have time again,

                                                                                                                      are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.
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                                                                                                                        • Goatse
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                          • 2086
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I once had a guy like that who came knocking on my door and he was brilliant at using persuasion techniques (Cialdini, Hogan et al.).

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                                                                                                                            • Dalai lama
                                                                                                                              Strength and Honor
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                              • 16540
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan


                                                                                                                              are these people stupid? do they speak english? next time imma throw a bag of fieces on these fuckers, get the fuck off my doorstep i dont come to your church and sell u porn.

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                                                                                                                                • webmaster x
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 4400
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • brizzad
                                                                                                                                      holla
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 11769
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      answer the door 100% nude

                                                                                                                                      they'll leave promptly, and they wont be back

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                                                                                                                                        • getfreeze
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 123
                                                                                                                                          #35
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