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webmaster x · 11-14-2004, 08:22 AM

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, ?Do you have a size 28AAAA bra??
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, ?Do you have anything for this??
The lady looked closely at her and replied, ?Have you tried Clearasil??

dcortez · 11-14-2004, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, ?Do you have a size 28AAAA bra??
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, ?Do you have anything for this??
The lady looked closely at her and replied, ?Have you tried Clearasil??

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kowntafit · 11-14-2004, 09:35 AM

I saw the that coming from a mile away. Do you make these up yourself?

webmaster x · 11-14-2004, 01:24 PM

uhhm yeah.

11-14-2004, 08:22 AM	#1
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11-14-2004, 09:35 AM	#3
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11-14-2004, 01:24 PM	#4
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	uhhm yeah. __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!